Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

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I have to say, this thread's OP is probably one of the best I've read so far. It felt like with every paragraph I was slowly descending into madness because just when I thought things just couldn't get any worse, it would, exponentially in fact. The highlight for me was the giant leap from "she is an attention whore who used sockpuppet accounts on lolcow.farm" to "she got catfished by people pretending to be Null". Talk about whiplash. It's like if someone took Hall of the Mountain King and made it a thread. Excellent work all around.
 
I have to say, this thread's OP is probably one of the best I've read so far. It felt like with every paragraph I was slowly descending into madness because just when I thought things just couldn't get any worse, it would, exponentially in fact. The highlight for me was the giant leap from "she is an attention whore who used sockpuppet accounts on lolcow.farm" to "she got catfished by people pretending to be Null". Talk about whiplash. It's like if someone took Hall of the Mountain King and made it a thread. Excellent work all around.
And it's only continued to get worse since it was written!
 
That's because the OP was written before she decided to start hanging around with child molesting swatters.
hanging around with as many* child molesting swatters

It's honestly a little impressive she's managed to find so many more of these groups to latch onto after the first one imploded lmfao
 
YOOOOOO that's fucking huge if true!

Are we absolutely sure this is the same guy? The record page you linked says his birthday is in November and that his age is 28, but the DOJ press release from earlier this year says he's 27. Just want to be 100% certain this is the right guy before celebrating!
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Late but usually jails fuck shit up, a shooter was arrested and misplaced his Birth Date as THIS YEAR. Making him a newborn despite the fact he was 17.
 
The best outcome for this idiot is to commit her indefinitely and keep her dosed on tranquilizers. There is no fixing this person, there is no redemption or improvement, the only sensible thing to do is sedate and stick her somewhere quiet with no internet access. It is the best outcome for her and a good outcome for everyone else.
 
The best outcome for this idiot is to commit her indefinitely and keep her dosed on tranquilizers. There is no fixing this person, there is no redemption or improvement, the only sensible thing to do is sedate and stick her somewhere quiet with no internet access. It is the best outcome for her and a good outcome for everyone else.
I'd prefer that she'd rattle back into whatever crypt she crawled out of and leave the the Living to our own affairs.
 
You forgot the, also allgedly, best part: he did it when his actual girlfriend was pregnant.

Very sad.
The funniest part to me about sad nerds cool big bro getting with Elaine is the fact he was so proud of it. She wasn't some side bitch he kept hidden. He brought her out clubbing with his friends. He wanted to be seen with her. He wanted to show Elaine off and there are picture to prove it.

There are not enough :story::stress::story::stress:s in the world. Elaine was a catch to Godwinson.
 
Just saw Jim's tweet about the swatting but I didn't realise it was old pissminge herself who was the culprit. What a wild ride.
 
What was she trying to gain from all this?
Be a lolcow. And despite having an impressive resume (autistic, low IQ, clout chaser, gullible, terminally online, serial liar, false flaggotess, digital prostitute, casually depraved, generally unhinged) she somehow kind of sucks at it. She's like a freshman performing more and more humiliating hazing rituals to get into a fraternity of sadistic fratboys who are just fucking with them. Poser energy.
 
Be a lolcow. And despite having an impressive resume (autistic, low IQ, clout chaser, gullible, terminally online, serial liar, false flaggotess, digital prostitute, casually depraved, generally unhinged) she somehow kind of sucks at it. She's like a freshman performing more and more humiliating hazing rituals to get into a fraternity of sadistic fratboys who are just fucking with them. Poser energy.
Yeah, this tracks.

One of the core characteristics of a lolcow is that the things they do that end up being self destructive and blows up in their face end up being funny and makes for a certain amount of entertainment.

She is self destructive and does things that blow up in her face but the things she does are not funny. The only thing they invoke for and a lot of others here is massive revoltingness and repugnance.

She has this stupid idea that it's funny to offend people by cozying up with sextortion death cultists from what it seems.

At this point, she is a Horrorcow, nothing actually funny about her.
 
Elaine is a horrorcow. That’s an inevitable result of the predilections of the people she pals around with and that CSAM has been in her ambient for literally years.

I hope they take her in and scare the absolute shit out of her until she squeals on every last person in her swatting group.
Lots and lots of child-welfare risk would be taken off the streets if that happens.
 
Also torswats only getting 4 years is kinda fucked, I mean he was essentially conspiring and attempting to get people “murdered by cop”. After his sentence is up, he will probably just get right back to it.
I agree that the sentencing for swatting should be higher, but unfortunately bureaucracy has always has a hard time keeping up with rapidly emerging technologies and the complicated threats that come with it, in this case the past 20+ years of utilizing broadband/fiber connections for VoIP spoofing in order to create a malicious hoax to unsuspecting law enforcement that could turn lethal. Your average 80 year old Judge Smith or state legislator still barely knows how to use the 'pooter' and has to get assistance by geeksquad to open up an email to see dog/cat video sent to them by their grandchildren. So the last thing they'll grasp is the how these whippersnappers have rapidly evolved the concept of malicious hoax calls on said pooters since the days of phoning in bomb scares or fire alarms throughout the 70-80's in the pre-caller ID era (radicals use to use public payphones specifically to cover their tracks). And the reason those occurred is because non-operator assisted landlines became mainstream by the early 60s for private homes which were exploited by bored teenagers for pranks. Was a golden age for that, much in the same way the mid 2000's and early 2010's were for soundboard prankcalls. Anyways, we are seeing a gradual increase in laws (state or federal) targeting these issue involving swatting with harsher sentences, even if it is 10-15 years late.

Speaking of his time in prison, the first couple of years in prison are the hardest for new inmates since it's a trial by fire in what their position of the inmate hierarchy. Everything about this guy will be evaluated by his peers. What he looks like, why he's there, word of how he reacted to his sentencing and upon arriving at prison. In this case, he's a scrawny dweeb who was too pussy to face a crippled man face to face and cried on his verdict. That makes him prime bussy for Tyrone and Butch. So I'm not entirely sure he'll want to land back in prison after all the trauma of having his asshole forcefully stretched and bled. Though who knows, retards have a great way of impressing.
 
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Elaine is a horrorcow. That’s an inevitable result of the predilections of the people she pals around with and that CSAM has been in her ambient for literally years.


Lots and lots of child-welfare risk would be taken off the streets if that happens.
She was certainly headed to that territory when she carved Josh's name on herself.
 
I keep forgetting this hag exists. But honestly, am I the only person who seriously believes Elaine is in a desperate need of a literal shakedown? As in, hang her upside down through her legs, and wait for an hour. See if she has anything to say. Then one mour hour.
Or maybe the alternative: a beating, to see if she gets scared enough to scurry back to a cave for eternity.
I hope they take her in and scare the absolute shit out of her until she squeals on every last person in her swatting group.
Honestly, this is a better outcome.
 
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