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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Głosy: 279 13,5%
  • Not without Caleb

    Głosy: 297 14,3%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Głosy: 815 39,4%
  • After his love quest is over

    Głosy: 656 31,7%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Głosy: 578 27,9%

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Did Q get lazy or something when was the last time this bum released an actual video? I'm deadass the Beverly Hillbillies shit was the last time I remember his channel releasing a video
He hasn't released a main channel video since but he has been spamming shorts. His second channel on the other hand is slop he knows he can't get away with posting on main anymore, like playing with toys or updates on updates about videos he may make.
 
He hasn't released a main channel video since but he has been spamming shorts. His second channel on the other hand is slop he knows he can't get away with posting on main anymore, like playing with toys or updates on updates about videos he may make.
Okay that's what I thought I just had to check in case I somehow missed something. I'll give him this: he's drying out the thread if that's his goal then congrats Q!
 
He hasn't released a main channel video since but he has been spamming shorts. His second channel on the other hand is slop he knows he can't get away with posting on main anymore, like playing with toys or updates on updates about videos he may make.
so hes pulling a Ihateeverything and uploading to a second channel because he is afraid of expectations the nick autism caused?
if so, many such cases
 
I'll give him this: he's drying out the thread if that's his goal then congrats Q!
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Quinton can make anything drier than a nun's crutch.
 
I will dedicate this post to @Sprate Header because I was waiting for Q to drop this one forever.

You see fellow Quintstorians, I've been withholding one very neat thing I learned a while ago because I felt it was too lowbrow and I really wanted to let it play by itself. It was what I originally wanted to bring up when I compared Quinton and Mumkey seven years after their spat. I'll present you two seemingly unrelated facts straight out of the horse's mouth about Quinton.

He has joked both on videos of his, streams, xeets and podcast appearances that he might be a bit of a gooner. He has joked about his taste for OnlyFans on his Nick videos and in an appearance on Disney Dan's podcast he recalled a time when he was scrolling Instagram (in which he follows SEVERAL cosplayers) at the airport and a mother was so disgusted she told her kid to stay away from the 6'2 hobo looking manchild. Xitter follows are ordered by date and some of his oldest public follows are cosplayers and gamer girls. The numbers on Instagram are significantly more worrying.

I would like to introduce you to the Xitter account @Garf50th, previously known as @GnormGnat50th.
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What this account does is spelled on bio. Once it ran out of Gnorm Gnat (Jim Davis' first comic strip) he jumped to Garfield because he is Quinton. How do we know it is Quinton?

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I mean, who even gives a fuck about Gnorm Gnat besides Quinton? There's also the fact that one the earliest xeets by the account and one of the few that isn't a comic strip is an art commission for Quinton.
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What if I told you that these two seemingly unrelated facts about Quinton do have a connection. You may have noticed that I follow this account. Don't get to excited but let's just say I'm surprised that after dragging my feet about sharing this with the Farms for so long it still is there.

Quinton, why does the old Garfield comic strip gimmick account follow lewd artists?

Before you guys get excited, no, he isn't PUBLICLY into shit like troons or femdom.
Grandmaster gooners will find his taste painfully vanilla.
Doesn't change the fact that he decided to follow lewd accounts on the kind of Xitter account you expect a grandma to run.

Before we get to the main dish, here's an appetizer. To the surprise of no one Quinton's fourth oldest Xitter follow is a vtuber.
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Some of the seasoned Quintstorians may recall that Quinton at some point teased a video on vtubers he never made, ended his collab with SaltyDKDan on a screen filled with Gawr Gura videos (probably for algo reasons), he followed at least four furry vtubers at one point and collabed with Five Guys enjoyer MariMari, who claimed to be a big fan of him (yes, she is autistic). I won't pretend I know who this is or that I've the interest to dig why Quinton follows her. I rather not know.



6th oldest follow
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(Adult profile) SambalTeracy is primarily known for his magnun opus A Story About Stealing The Tomboy Childhood Friend From A Harem Rom-Com Protagonist. As you can see, tomboyfags can't stop collecting Ls.


7th oldest follow
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(Adult profile) As you can appreciate on Lynus' bio, Quinton is following his NSFW account only. Lynus mainly has carved a niche by drawing porn on Hololive vtubers and generic anime gorls on VGen. Very expensive apparently.


9th oldest follow
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(Adult profile) Hoobamon's niche is very simple: LOL female characters enjoying BBC.



10th oldest follow
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(Not flagged as adult profile) Dazerelle is a chronic lewd commissioner with his OCs mostly being isekai generic waifu bait.

I want to add something. This is what he PUBLICLY follows on one account he probably uses every so often. This shouldn't be taken as Quinton's nasty cockslut moment because it can go so much worse than this.
 
The thing I hate about Quinton's content is that he's just a plagiarist. He takes entire seasons of TV and comments over them in a non-transformative way.
 
Been seeing a ton of backlash on social media over the past few weeks about video essays that are long for the sake of being long while not saying anything particularly interesting with Quinton coming up multiple times. Into this, he drops 8 hours about Grumpy Cat and is stunned that the views are down.

What's interesting is that the thumbnail is getting the usual screenshots on Xitter with people saying "what is this shit" but it's not leading to views. I think people have figured him out by now, it's lazy "content" that people put on while they're doing something else as white noise.

I highly recommend going to his poll and reading the comments, his own fans are giving him genuine constructive criticism and it's brutal because they're being polite and sincere and they don't like the video.
 
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Been seeing a ton of backlash on social media over the past few weeks about video essays that are long for the sake of being long while not saying anything particularly interesting with Quinton coming up multiple times. Into this, he drops 8 hours about Grumpy Cat and is stunned that the views are down.

What's interesting is that the thumbnail is getting the usual screenshots on Xitter with people saying "what is this shit" but it's not leading to views. I think people have figured him out by now, it's lazy "content" that people put on while they're doing something else as white noise.

I highly recommend going to his poll and reading the comments, his own fans are giving him genuine constructive criticism and it's brutal because they're being polite and sincere and they don't like the video.
Here's some of my favourites:
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Quinton originally planned this video to be 1-2 hours and was meant to premiere almost 2 months ago. I was actually going to say that he forced it to be 8 hours because he understood otherwise it wouldn't have that phony 1M views.

His entire career is winching about people not watching his videos or being bullied for not being good enough. Brother, you had us guessing for like 4 years that you were balling with former Nickelodeon stars and had enough disposable income to keep buying random shit for the lulz. But the issue is deeper than that. This poor bastard really needs attention to live. For all we know he is set for life moneywise or he is about to declare bankruptcy, but it does not matter because what matters is people kissing his flat ass.

From the period after Mumkey and before his History Channel videos (which he calls his own dark age) he was constantly going about how he was making videos for himself, not the algorithm. Where is that guy now? If he starts baiting he is going to quit for bad press, he is officially on honourary vtuber territory.
 
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I'm glad it's flopping I miss Q being a fun lolcow to laugh at. He's openly reading harsher comments on Twitter outside his hugbox and openly seething which doesn't surprise me at all.
I'm not opposed to long video essays when they're deserved. A game like Drowned God getting a 5 hour video I can understand due to its backstory and how esoteric the game's story is. In what universe is a long dead internet meme deserving of an 8 hour video?
 
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