💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This pic always creeps me out, maybe it would be better if he was a weeb

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No, child, I do not resemble the “Girugamesh Kid” even slightly, and I have not been banned from SakuraCon. This is how you chose to commit seppuku.
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I've been wondering where he took that photo, since it clearly isn't Hoolies, and neither is it The Garage. It COULD be Hi-Hat, which is connected to the Garage, but I haven't been there for a while so I don't know their lighting situation. At first, I thought it was Don's TV & Repair or Up-Down (former site of his sit-down performance) but I think I was wrong because neither of them have a video Blackjack machine in the back like that, and Saint Bibiana doesn't either. Was the OG picture posted around the time of one of his cons?
If we're going to get autistic about it - and I'm not, because I don't care that much - that tile pattern on the back wall is pretty distinctive. Not any place I recognize.

Man, it's fucking 2028 until we can vote out that cuck Goyke? Lord have mercy. The settlement money will be looooooong gone by then. You can GIS this guy and every tenth picture is a Tomlinson lookalike. FAT FAGGOT.
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Remind me to write in Jason the "sir don't do that" guy for city attorney next time.
 
This is like when Josh said on a MATI "what would I do if I woke up as Ethan Ralph?" Even assuming you could override "being" fatrick just enough, you can get past the drinking and gluttony and narcissism, if you were able to force you-pat to apologize and do various things to turn his life around, the moment this Freaky Friday is over it will all be for nothing because the real Pat would trash it in a matter of weeks.
If any of us woke up as Patrick first we'd become aghast at what a corpulent, sweaty monstrosity we'd become. Then we'd probably examine those sweet tits we have.

After all that we'd get up to answer a very insistent doorbell. Two hours later, through the tears and searing anal pain we'd hear someone whisper in a thick Essex accent, "Oi, cunt. You doid doing this, mate!"

Finally, a dumbo-eared dyke with no upper lip would come and hand us a beer with a very blank, checked out look on her face. She'd fucking smell awful, too.
Fatty confirmed nigger now, winning the ghetto lottery like that. Honestly, i can't believe this shit. He's gonna gloat like a literal pig in shit over this for years to come. And still no justice for Bernell.

Over and under on if Rick will spend the 500k to build his very own stalker child prison?
He's not getting nearly that much. I mean, it's a princely sum compared to what he's ever earned in the past but we are talking about a FFWBT that's vowed to never let gay idiots win (and has been true to his word for decades now).
 
I will never tire of enjoying prison stalker childing from a corpulent pig. My ribs can only shatter so much.
 
If any of us woke up as Patrick first we'd become aghast at what a corpulent, sweaty monstrosity we'd become. Then we'd probably examine those sweet tits we have.

After all that we'd get up to answer a very insistent doorbell. Two hours later, through the tears and searing anal pain we'd hear someone whisper in a thick Essex accent, "Oi, cunt. You doid doing this, mate!"

Finally, a dumbo-eared dyke with no upper lip would come and hand us a beer with a very blank, checked out look on her face. She'd fucking smell awful, too.

He's not getting nearly that much. I mean, it's a princely sum compared to what he's ever earned in the past but we are talking about a FFWBT that's vowed to never let gay idiots win (and has been true to his word for decades now).

The more i think about it, the more I’m leaning on Pat never getting his greasy trotters on any of it. Taxes + Attorneys, of course, but then there is Nikki and Lynne standing between Pat and his dreams of hood wealth. Nikki was the plaintiff, correct ? And we know from the checks paid to Quasi that Nikki signs the checks and presumably handles the banking. Pat may have his own personal checking account with a minimal balance, but that settlement money goes to Nikki first. If the theory that Lynne paid Quasi is true then perhaps mama Lynne gets paid back. This would also be the perfect opportunity for Nikki to file for divorce. In fact it may be the ONLY opportunity that she has to get out with enough cash to start over. Maybe this settlement isn’t a good thing for Pat at all. Let’s see what the writers room has in store for us in the upcoming season.
 
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