What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Sargon's wife's son]

As an engineering student, I can tell you on the conspiracy theories that's 100 percent true is intentionally making things hard to repair. But that's also the problem with industrial designers who aren't engineers, who we have to listen to when designing iPhones if it was up to engineers. All things would be held together with machine screws and glue would only be used in very specific circumstances.

A good example of well engineered products that still follow the basic rules of engineers are ladders and hammers.

Actual conspiracy theory that's true is certain things are designed to take longer. Simply due to the fact that people who have this weird perception if things take. Too short that it's not being done properly.

Also over conspiracy theory that. Tech support and customer support lines aren't actually busy, they just want you to think they're always busy so you don't call them.

 

[big pauper]

Starseeds are picking up speed again. Then you've got this Galactic Federation stuff that's obviously lifted from Star Trek. I have a very hard time believing that one. It's just too ridiculous.

if there are aliens here, which i am not willing to discredit because this is a conspiracy thread and you should at least TRY and have some fun in life, they're not going to be some fucking cat aliens from lyrae that want to suck my dick. maybe the aliens have an underwater sea base where they clone greys and build UFOs, or something? but that's also just the premise of an x-com game so that was probably a fed larp if you trace it back far enough too

the cattle mutilation stuff itself was probably just the government covertly testing people's cattle for radiation exposure when they were doing secret nuclear tests. "oh they'll just think it was a coyote" is the kind of dumbass thing a cia agent would say before getting found out and having to cover it up

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

they're not going to be some fucking cat aliens from lyrae that want to suck my dick

Just because cute tsundere catgirl aliens don't want your dick doesn't mean they're not real.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Just because cute tsundere catgirl aliens don't want your dick doesn't mean they're not real.

"Whatever catgirl alien exists without sucking my dick exists without my consent."
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[big pauper]

the catgirls are here to PROBE YOUR ANUS non-sexual style

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

Also over conspiracy theory that. Tech support and customer support lines aren't actually busy, they just want you to think they're always busy so you don't call them.

Can you imagine having to attend retarded boomers that don't know how to do the classic "turn it on and off" without any assistance?, besides we can also guess that the equaly lazy jeet behind the lone just won't put up with all that bullshit if it doesn't mean directly scamming money

 

[12345]

RL hit me recently (nothing bad, just busy). I feel like everything is going by so fast lately. I'm still looking into the missing scientists, but before I go through the effort of making an effort post - are people still interested in this? I have some free time.

 

[Gemerson]

Patrick Sean Tomlinson really grinds up Black people into sausage in the basement of his 2611 N Oakland Ave Milwaukee, WI hovel.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

This is getting my noggin a thinkin'...

 

[vinrock]

The moon is a giant spaceship that appeared 10,500 years ago and caused the great floods that modern religions wrote about.

The Richat Structure in Mauritania is the remains of Atlantis.

Tibetans are closely guarding the entrance to Agartha.

The Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church is in possession of the Ark of the Covenant.

Roswell, NM was not the only crash site.

9/11 was an inside job and Tower 7 is the evidence.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Roswell, NM was not the only crash site.

The part of the Roswell story about alien bodies is actually from the Socorro, NM crash story.

You'll only see it mentioned in older UFO media.

 

[vinrock]

The part of the Roswell story about alien bodies is actually from the Socorro, NM crash story.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Omt6SyDrNlkYou'll only see it mentioned in older UFO media.

Thats exactly what I'm referencing.

 

[Althalus]

The jew is nothing but a vessel for the demon soul of the beings who inhabited Mars so they have always existed.

Ah, nice to meet another Spirit Science enjoyer

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Ah, nice to meet another Spirit Science enjoyer

Thank you! I couldn't remember where I heard jews were Martians that came here in Star of David ships and corrupted the Atlanteans.

 

[Althalus]

Thank you! I couldn't remember where I heard jews were Martians that came here in Star of David ships and corrupted the Atlanteans.

Weirdly, his stance is actually that the Jews themselves were fine and "benefited" our "spiritual evolution" after arriving from Mars, but that Mars was also populated by demons who followed the Jews by copying the Star of David ships. No idea how he came up with that.

He actually has a lolcow thread btw

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28 Mar 2014

Spirit Science - Jordan Duchnycz - AKA Jordan David River - AKA Jordan Pearce​

Spirit Science is a New Age internet cult that has existed for a decade as of this OP update. This thread is under new management because almost everyone has heard about Spirit Science but there has never been a place for people to congregate and discuss the wild cult. These guys have everything. Grifting, rape, Manson levels of acid, Space Jews, and - the most elusive of all - true purpose in the universe. Their Youtube...

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[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

As an engineering student, I can tell you on the conspiracy theories that's 100 percent true is intentionally making things hard to repair. But that's also the problem with industrial designers who aren't engineers, who we have to listen to when designing iPhones if it was up to engineers. All things would be held together with machine screws and glue would only be used in very specific circumstances.

A good example of well engineered products that still follow the basic rules of engineers are ladders and hammers.

Actual conspiracy theory that's true is certain things are designed to take longer. Simply due to the fact that people who have this weird perception if things take. Too short that it's not being done properly.

Also over conspiracy theory that. Tech support and customer support lines aren't actually busy, they just want you to think they're always busy so you don't call them.

I remember when you can just causally replace an iphone or samsing battery by removing the lid on the back of the phone.

When that stopped and every other mobile game is either a gacha game or a microtransaction game and it gets normalized, that's the beginning of the end.

 

[teriyakiburns]

The Richat Structure in Mauritania is the remains of Atlantis.

I actually put a lot of credence in this one, but only because the reaction to the suggestion was so insanely over the top. It helps that it fits so many of the descriptions.

What I expect is that it's not a hyper-futuristic civilisation, but it was definitely a civilisation. There's a great deal of circumstantial evidence for a fairly advanced stone-age (or even bronze-age) civilisation in what is now the sahara. The Egyptians recorded that they're the eastern-most extent of what was once a much larger realm, which was lost under the sands in a cataclysm. There's bound to be evidence underneath the sand. The main problem is knowing where to start.

 

[Nick Wilde]

Also over conspiracy theory that. Tech support and customer support lines aren't actually busy, they just want you to think they're always busy so you don't call them.

I did a couple of those kinds of jobs years and years ago in my early 20s and it's definitely true in a way. But it's not like, they're not busy, just they intentionally under-staff the lines so there's always a call queue. They also deliberately organise the procedures and routes of escalation so that actually solving a customer's problem will require hoop jumping and delays. It has to be technically true on paper that they are fulfilling their legal obligation to offer you your refund or whatever, but the practical process is as obtuse as possible in the hopes that you just give up, and they get to keep your money.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

9/11 was an inside job and Tower 7 is the evidence.

This is not a conspiracy theory, this is conspiracy fact. 9/11 is a forced demolition with photoshopped, CGI planes used to justify a series of wars on terror against the Middle East that only truly ended by the first Trump presidency and is replaced by mishaps infinitely worse.

 

[big pauper]

The part of the Roswell story about alien bodies is actually from the Socorro, NM crash story.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Omt6SyDrNlkYou'll only see it mentioned in older UFO media.

i remember reading tons of 70s-80s vintage conspiracy books about roswell in my uncle's childhood bedroom at my grandparents house and one thing that i remember constantly being brought up is the impossible materials it was made out of, "thin metal foil sheets that cruple but don't fold" sounds like some kind of sci-fi voodoo before they started using mylar in everything but nowadays it's not exactly a mystical concept if you've ever eaten potato chips