He did a video at a fancy (by Jack's standards) restaurant, where he got the smoked pork chop because Tammy didn't want to spend $60 on a ribeye. Since then he was fascinated by the idea of smoking pork chops. Of course if you know anything about cooking you'd expect a smoked pork chop to be dry, and you'd take steps to mitigate that, but Jack doesn't care, it's just an excuse to shove meat in his craw.
It's even funnier when these guys believe in the Trinity meaning Jesus is also God meaning if God knows it, Jesus also knows it.
You can make a smoker out of a lot of things. You just need something that can withstand the heat, a way to smoke the meat, a grill to sit the meat on and a thermometer. You could literally make one out of a cardboard box if you wanted.
I wouldn't take Fatty's religious advice even if I was in the same denomination as him. A clown in a clown denomination.
I wouldn't take his advice on anything considering he's a complete retard. I just found it funny that something all Christians take as being gospel he's doesn't. In other words his Christianity is performative because he doesn't understand it.
I'm aware, though I don't see someone who doesn't have a smoker to be the type to have enough things lying around to be able to make one. I'd honestly just recommend picking up a basic used smoker if you're on a budget, something where you just put in your hot coals and wood chunks then control heat via vent so you don't have to worry about anything breaking.
I disagree actually. We know he probably has plenty of freezer space and almost no standards for his meats so he'll eat and enjoy the whole thing. If he bought the whole goat he might at least accidentally stumble into cooking some parts of it the right way, if he only buys a couple packages he's certain to do something stupid with it leading to him to think goat as a whole is just awful, especially if he buys some of the leg cuts that have barely any good meat on them.
she'd turn America's Last Frontier into a Chernobyl 2.0
Why would he need to buy a goat? He's got two (three I think) perfectly fine four-legged critters running around the barn right now, with nice meaty haunches. High time those little slackers started paying tribute to the family patriarch.
How dare this nigger say this shit? He's from CALIFORNIA!
Are you retarded? Or was this some serious gourmet shit? Because nobody where Jack could have paid this much is either.
MEET GUD. That's pretty much Jack's understanding of anything.
Literally just got 20 pounds of pork chops for 10 bucks. Beat that, bitch.
I have to emphasize that I'm not even joking about this. This isn't even a "Jack is fat" joke. It's just pork chops rule and pork as a meat is awesome.
Smoke those chops.
Pigs and chickens would absolutely eat us if they could. They're both vicious fuckers
Well chickens remember the time that their ancestors ruled the planet and realize they're now reduced to being served along with fries and cole slaw.
Chicken itself isn't very flavorful, it's boring on it's own but it excels at being a delivery mechanism for herbs, spices and sauces or as a cheap and tender source of meat to add to dishes without altering the taste significantly. You can make some damn good chicken dishes but the chicken flavor is rarely going to be the star of the show unless we're dealing with gravy or soup. It's like if tofu was actually real food.
He had another big stroke a few years ago. The right side of his face is paralyzed and he basically can't walk. His left arm is his only working limb.