Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Ghostse]

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CENTCOM confirms to Fox News that they hit some boats and missile launch sites.

Hot fresh Just trust me bro wonking.... sorry I mean "according to US contractors"

GCC states with coordination with the US have been helping guide ships, particularly tankers, to run the strait at night by running completely dark (no lights, no radar, no transponders) with some system designed to counter GPS jamming (no details other than "trust me bro its real"). No one has said anything about this because the Insurance companies don't want to know a fucking thing about this, and the GCC don't want to give Iran a heads up this is happening, supposedly its been captains & shippers trusted to keep their mouths shut.

Iran has gotten wise to this, and sent out boats to lay mines/hunt tankers. The USN just fucked the speedboats ITS FAST ATTACK CRAFT, DAD laying mines, SAM sites that attempted to lock onto US aircraft fucking the speedboats-that-call-themselves-fast-attack-craft got fucked, and just to press the point anti-shipping launch sites (including search/track radar and launchers) also got fucked.

Supposedly this isn't the US violating the ceasefire because the language of the ceasefire, US has the right to respond to defensively to Iranian attacks. How this isn't Iran violating the ceasefire is you NQT TRQSTING THQ PLQN.

"My contacts in Qom say they don't hear or see anything in the sky"

Who the hell keeps firing at Iran right now?

The Martians are completely fed up with the Earthling waffling. Their imperial warfleet didn't respend to Trump's request, travel 140 million miles to sit around and NOT fuck up some moon-worshippers.

Reminder for those uninformed, the Martian Empire are only participating because its part of a greater slapfight with the Lunar Combine & Lemurians, who are being supported by the Federated Jovian Republic & Ioian Monarchy. It'll be interesting to see how the Venuvian Nanohive's Collective Intelligence responds to the Martians going live fire. The energy-beings of Mercury will send strongly encoded messages but do nothing else, because they are worthless faggots without physical form.

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"What sort of contractor?"
"Oh a pakistani who cleans the toilets at Camp Victory"

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

On that note, Trump seems really personally offended at the idea that he's giving Iran any money (at least up front) regarding this shit.
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Why not give them 10 billion dollar 30 year American Treasury note

 

[Ghostse]

2 boats? That's it? Sounds like a small subsection of retarded sandnigger violently lashing out at the Iranian leadership.

Per the hottest freshest just-trust-me-bro wonk, It is a lot more than two. Saying two is like when they say the US lightly bombed Fordow or there was small strike on the Ayatollah, or like when a Russian refinery is "hit by debris from intercepted drones". Its too big for them to completely cover up so they downplay what happened to a minor incident.

Why not give them 10 billion dollar 30 year American Treasury note

Because charging/collecting interest goes against Islam.
(this is because Mohammed was a trader but illiterate and too retarded to figure out compounding interest, and got fucked with interest charges multiple times. Islamic banking has lots of hilarious ways to charge interest without charging interest. His first wife was the brains behind Mohammed's training operation, which he apparently kept fucking up given his terrible financial state when Allah started talking to him.)

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I doubt this will changes Iran's posture on anything. Their trump card is full out war which the president refuses to play. My prediction is they will whine and cry to Pakistan about being the victim claiming we can't trust the US to extract concessions. Iran maintains winning as long as the ceasefire is in effect so they can stall and raise the cost of war with each passing day and hope Trump gives up.

The Israel recognition also has ruffled some feathers, not sure what to make of that. Hezbollah is getting destroyed soon. There was a large exodus of people leaving the city. Instead of "project Freedom" they're taking away the Lebanon leverage. We will know more when day breaks EST in about 8-12 hours. Its sunrise in Bandar Abbas in about 1-2 hours.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

"Sir, may I ask how you enjoyed your crossing tonight?" MES posted this thinking it's some sort of own but it makes Iran look like a pathetic barista hoping you give him a few extra shekels.


Qatar and Pakistan refuse to join the Abraham Accords.


MES malding that Qatar isn't giving them $12billion.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Qatar and Pakistan refuse to join the Abraham Accords.

I also refuse to join the Abraham Accords.

 

[merpalerpaherp]

Why has he started spelling out "Islamic Republic of Iran" recently?

I think it's one of the media psy-ops that they like to do with phrasing of certain things. It's to separate your typical run of the mill Muslim from your standard interpretation of an Islamic figure generally being on the more extreme side of the coin. He's either looking to keep or gain the support of someone.

 

[Ash Gassem]

Get a load of this retarded faggot.

Opening the strait is not the goal of the war it is the pressure tactic of Iran to stop us twisting their nips. Right now theyre dumping their oil and begging for money right before an impending drought. The American economy has sucked my whole adult life and it's nothing but some gas prices. I guess I'll blow slightly less money on takeout woopdeedoo

You are one retarded nigger. Iran has been subject to sanctions for decades. "hurr durr, I can get by." Guess what, retard? A huge proportion of Americans are living hand-to-mouth. How's that going to play in the upcoming election? When literally everything they buy is way more expensive, as a direct result of this conflict which they don't care about or understand?

What's your plan, exactly? Also, how retarded are you that you think it's "gas prices?" Nigger, look at diesel prices. Everything you buy is moved by diesel powered vehicles.

You people are so pathetic and retarded, I just have to check in once in a while to marvel at it.

 

[nelly98]

MES malding that Qatar isn't giving them $12billion.

Bro, remember that time I let you have that cheeseburger that one time? Why won't you give me your car and house in return? The fuck man.

 

[draggs]

You are one retarded nigger. Iran has been subject to sanctions for decades. "hurr durr, I can get by." Guess what, retard? A huge proportion of Americans are living hand-to-mouth. How's that going to play in the upcoming election? When literally everything they buy is way more expensive, as a direct result of this conflict which they don't care about or understand?

What's your plan, exactly? Also, how retarded are you that you think it's "gas prices?" Nigger, look at diesel prices. Everything you buy is moved by diesel powered vehicles.

You people are so pathetic and retarded, I just have to check in once in a while to marvel at it.

Trump doesn't care about muh elections. Neither do I. All you're gonna do is get threadbanned by ZOGtrannyjannies for threadshitting if you come in hurr durr I'm here to troll

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Bro, remember that time I let you have that cheeseburger that one time? Why won't you give me your car and house in return? The fuck man.

Literal nigger behavior.


A plane carrying high-ranking Iranian government officials is headed to Moscow. I wonder if they're going to be begging Moscow to give them the Su-34s they paid for years ago.

 

[Just_Somebody]

Literal nigger behavior.

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A plane carrying high-ranking Iranian government officials is headed to Moscow. I wonder if they're going to be begging Moscow to give them the Su-34s they paid for years ago.

-Heavy F22 breathing-

Please Russia, give the Su-34s to Iran. Ignore the sounds of F-22 pilots racing off to intercept.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Literal nigger behavior.

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A plane carrying high-ranking Iranian government officials is headed to Moscow. I wonder if they're going to be begging Moscow to give them the Su-34s they paid for years ago.

They'll have to go to Ukraine and pick them out of the brush on the tundra.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

-Heavy F22 breathing-

Please Russia, give the Su-34s to Iran. Ignore the sounds of F-22 pilots racing off to intercept.

A ChiCom spy balloon and then a Lear jet? Those are some fear inspiring kills.

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The U.S. and Israel are working on a plan to end Jordan’s custodianship of the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem and replace it with a new Israeli-backed “multi-faith” administration, according to Middle East Eye.

The proposal would expand Jewish prayer access, allow large-group Jewish worship, and give Israel influence over mosque leadership, imam appointments, and Friday sermons.

Sources said Bahrain, Egypt, Morocco, and the UAE were briefed on the proposal, while Saudi Arabia opposed it. The initiative is backed by Jared Kushner and U.S. ambassador Mike Huckabee.

Jordan is expected to rely on regional backing to counter the proposal, with Saudi Arabia viewing the custodianship as essential for regional stability.

The UAE and Bahrain — both of which normalized ties with Israel under the Abraham Accords — would face backlash if they publicly supported changes to the status quo at Al-Aqsa and understand how explosive this issue is in the Arab and Muslim worlds.

There goes anyone else joining the Abraham Accords. Did Trump add that stipulation to the ceasefire in order to tank it? 4 out of 5 non-retards say yes.

 

[los pepes]

A ChiCom spy balloon and then a Lear jet? Those are some fear inspiring kills.
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The U.S. and Israel are working on a plan to end Jordan’s custodianship of the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem and replace it with a new Israeli-backed “multi-faith” administration, according to Middle East Eye.


There goes anyone else joining the Abraham Accords. Did Trump add that stipulation to the ceasefire in order to tank it? 4 out of 5 non-retards say yes.

Believe me The Deal is beautiful. The Deal is imminent. PEACE for the first time in 5000 years is at hand. But first I need you islamoniggers to recognize Israel and give up the mosque.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

At this point sure, why not?

 

[Al from Dadeville]

A plane carrying high-ranking Iranian government officials is headed to Moscow. I wonder if they're going to be begging Moscow to give them the Su-34s they paid for years ago.

Maybe they’re just trying to have a meeting without getting blown to smithereens

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Maybe they’re just trying to have a meeting without getting blown to smithereens

Maybe they're bravely running away with big bags of money.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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That special team line is probably the only part I can say without a shadow of a doubt the Israelis will solve. I will not be shocked if this technology ends up going to Ukraine and within about a year. There's some major development on that war front.

They're fiber and radio guided.

Radio guided ones deeper in Lebanon and fiber ones closer to Israel (usually)

A metal missile wire spool (TOW, Konkurs, Fagot) is too heavy for a small drone to carry a useful payload

You have to physically stop them, via shootdowns or barriers. There are things being worked on to essentially send a mass of laser light from an aerial drone or other platform to make the fiber optics of drones waiting in ambush on the ground/down low to get them detected.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidhambling/2026/03/11/what-is-ukraines-spooky-new-alien-road-scanner-weapon/

Hezbollah's own propaganda arm has been complaining about Israeli jamming even in Lebanon (hence the wires). The idf is also starting to issue shotguns (at i think the unit level at least) so the drones can be shot out of the sky.

The Home Front Command is tightening the guidelines in the conflict line communities:
- Gatherings of up to 50 people indoors and 200 in an open area.
- No student transportation in some of the communities (and except for special education).

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The home front command guidelines are really how we know shit has or is about to pop off.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Su-35.
Su-35 is an air superiority fighter.
Su-34 is a fighter-bomber/strike fighter.

What Iran paid for and wanted was the Su-35.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

Maybe they're bravely running away with big bags of money.