🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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It’s almost like you have to be a broken person in some way to make a living as an “internet influencer” and avoid working a real job like the plague. Who woulda thunk it?
Does everyone who endeavors to be an e-celeb necessarily start out as a pathetic goblinoid faggot? Or does a "career" of sitting on your ass and pumping out LCD entertainment in the pursuit of updoots slowly mold you into one?
 
WHAT IN THE GODDAM-
>professional shitposter

WHAT THE ARYAN COCK!? I DO NOT REMEMBER MUPPERS HAMCUCK INC EMPLOYING SEAMONKEYS OR INDIANS FROM THE POOP RIVER! IF NOT COMPLIED WE WILL ARRIVE IN YOUR ANUS FOR COCKULAR EXPLOSION AND A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT!

ALSO FEMALE RAPISTS WILL BE EMPLOYED. Thank you and i hope SEAmonkeys are all raped after eating fishheads for breakfast!
 
He was never far-right. I'd argue he was never right-wing either. His identity is that of a consoomer and that's it. His grifting fuels his consoomption. His action are completely free from any moral framework. He's most accurately described as a libertine, i.e. a liberal hedonist. When the Left interfered with his consooming, he became anti-left. But anti-left is not a coherent ideology. Stalin was anti-left, too.
It's why I can't truly compare him to MovieBob, I mean, sure they're both fat, stupid, drunk perverts but Bob actually believes the stupid shit he says, Jer has no principles or actual beliefs.

Also imagine how embarrassing it is for MovieBob to have a win over you in any way.
 
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Strangely enough, another target of Cog and Chrissie's hatred is suddenly demonitized.
 
So I found some old things from newspapers involving Hamplanet.

We have him as reader of the week on July 23, 1993:
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We have his letter to Santa from 1990:
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Edit: Just wanted to note he was asking for an rc car

From Dec 11, 2003:
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From Jan 26, 2001:
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From Jan 12, 2007:
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Edit: I know his wife is named Heather but does he have a sister named Heather as well? I saw a lot of mentions of a Heather Hambly in relation to Jer but from when he was a kid.
 
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To give some context, "Maya" is one of Cogs top capos. This comes on the heels of @MikeyNohMore having his stream being flagged that was a 3 hour Cog mockery.

"Maya" is actually a man pretending to be both another dude as well as separately pretending to be a woman. He lamps as both while larping that they are a married couple. Hes been doing this for at least 5 years.

It seems as if this is all part of Cogs last angry gasp to attempt an attack hurting his enemies.

At this moment I would like to ensure everyone on this thread is extremely aware:

Cog is proveably ban evading on YouTube.

Glass houses seem to be his home of choice.
Clog and co desperately trying to get some attention because everyone laughs at him for being a nonce denounced by his flesh and blood and on welfare with a curry wife. Even if Quarterpounder didn't give the order, it's only going to blow up again for him.
 
Screenshotting tweets is unforgivable even by our Lord Jesus. I'm pretty sure Chrissie and Mel once told me that that's like, somewhere in the Bible, right next to the drawing where he wips Canadians out of the temple.

Thank you, Right Reverend Trans Randy. I, a poor dumb and retarded sinner, must be led out of the darkness by your brilliant light.
 
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Hello sir,

We cannot find any record of you having worked at our company, Hamcuck Shitposting Inc.
We do not employ niggers, pajeets or SEAmonkeys and do not wish to be associated with flaggots in general.
Please remove any fallacious information from your bio within the next ten minutes.
If you do not comply, our legal team, @Dojima's Dragon & Associates, will be arriving imminently in YOUR ASS for RAPE.
We wish you the absolute worst and Cog is a useless anglo nigger bum.

Signed,

@Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang
COO Hamcuck Shitposting Inc.


PS YOU ARE GAY
Would you look at that? She's a japanese-filipino-american. We may not have a K-1 Visa. But we could go pearl harbor on her ass
 
So quartering has now just almost fully undone all the gains we had on youtube and its becoming as sanitized as ever. thanks jer! real help to the right wing there not being able to have tons of fun popular engaging content on a mainstream platform all so we can instead have .... dying sub-ai sub-indian tier unwatchable slop of you reading articles so poorly that it would be quicker to just read them ourselves or get an ai generated summary. super cool, kill yourself jer. actually do it you are harmful to anything and everything important and the world will be better off with you dead, i dont even mean that as an insult that is my prescription to you on how to more effectively spread right wing ideas and help the world.
 
So I found some old things from newspapers involving Hamplanet.

We have him as reader of the week on July 23, 1993:
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We have his letter to Santa from 1990:
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From Dec 11, 2003:
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From Jan 26, 2001:
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From Jan 12, 2007:
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Edit: I know his wife is named Heather but does he have a sister named Heather as well? I had saw a lot of mentions of a Heather Hambly in relation to Jer but from when he was a kid.
Jer was reading De Sade in 8th grade.
 
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