💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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- 18 Lis 2025
There's also this post from a few days ago, lol
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- 25 Sie 2017
The picture two posts above yours shows a door onto the "balcony". You can't even blame that shit on being ESL.
It will be funny when someone, Pat (drunk), stumbles over the un-level transitions and falls off the roof.
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- 5 Lut 2025
This is awesome his balcony is sloped and he just screwed his railings right into the deck boards.A severely out-of-breath Rick (marathon runner by the way) gives us a tour of the balcony
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Nice slope, stupid:
It also looks like he bought brackets for those posts that are too big so he could put the posts in crooked to account for the slope of the roof.
This thing is such a deathtrap I'm almost impressed.
I dunno man I wouldn't bet on that railing stopping a Tomlinson sized man drunkenly stumbling down a 10° slope.
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- 17 Lis 2024
Upon further review it is not mounted to the house's side for structural rigidity and the post mounts are screwed into whatever decking that sunroom roof or whatever with unknown lengths of screws. You may be correct... it has gotten worse the more I look.
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- 22 Lis 2020
It looks as much as a failure as Fatrick is
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- 4 Lip 2022
Holy shit he really did just put plastic planks over a porch roof and directly screw into the tar sheeting(?)
Not only is there no space for drainage under the planks, this r*dditor points out that since the screws go directly into the roof there is presumably zero weathersealing and the OSB(I think) underneath might not like that. I do not think this will stand the test of time. Can any code experts tell if roofs like this are designed to have weight and furniture put on them?
Also noticeable is that along the left edge of the planks there is a noticeable dip (and some of the planks are not cut square)
This picture really shows how the posts are "vertical" but the brackets in the bottom are not and follow the roof, meaning they are oversized and do not securely grip the post. This is a hackjob.
Did Tomlinson put the door in or was it always there?
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- 25 Sie 2017
There was a recent post about why Wisconsinites installed random ass doors on the upper levels of their homes. I cannot be assed to remember why and can only assume that if even if there was a good reason, Rick's shithovel is beyond the intended purpose.
Holy shit that's going to rot out within a couple of years.
I'm not a contractor but there's no fucking way that thing has proper joists to support weight for any significant amount of time. Also, there's no way that railing is properly secured into anything. Either the railing falls over after a couple of years once any weight is put on it due to the rot, or he falls through it and lands balls first on a beam. Normally you'd want to build some shit bullet proof so it'll last a few decades at least. This fuckwit not only didn't do that, but drastically de-valued his home in the process.
His home insurance provider would have a fucking field day with this.
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- 27 Wrz 2019
Relax Kiwibros and Kiwisis', according to the second, better forum, the City is aware of the balcony debacle, and an inspector will respond. However, they are very busy at the moment, so it may take some time for the inspector to take in the absolute fiasco that is the HandyPig's most recent opus fattus. This delay is a good thing because it allowed the HandyPig to finish. The oinking will be so much louder when he is cited for the innumerable code violations and told to remediate or tear it down, or face daily fines. OTOH, the inspector might just condemn the thing. Given HandyPig's overweening truculence, I suspect that there will be fines. The City will claw back that settlement money a dollar or hundred at a time.
Quick edit: I am certain I am not the only one that hopes for a confrontation such as that which HandyPig had with the JB Hunt delivery driver, and which ends with the MPD showing up to tard wrangle..
Quick edit: I am certain I am not the only one that hopes for a confrontation such as that which HandyPig had with the JB Hunt delivery driver, and which ends with the MPD showing up to tard wrangle..
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- 16 Gru 2019
That alone might get him inspected from the fucking street by an inspector who happens to be driving by. It's almost up there with "unfenced pool" in the list of "dangerous shit you don't build".
The midwest is full of "one and a half story" houses where the "second floor" is just a glorified attic. They almost always have bent staircases (to match the roofline for at least part, reducing wasted space) and so they'd put a door on the upstairs outer wall to allow large furniture to be brought in - think mattress/boxspring that won't bend up the stairs.
Some really, really old ones may have used it for coal delivery, but that usually went into the basement (as it still does at the hovel).
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- 3 Sie 2021
Non-Milwaukee kiwis just can't appreciate the design choice here. You can just let go of your bottles as you're drifting off into sleep, and they will roll down right into the open recycling can for the waste management professionals.
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- 1 Mar 2020
You're not excited to see what new and funny ways a fat washed up manchild can burn money away?
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- 11 Sty 2014
On looking at it, this actually DOES remind me of my last apartment's porch! The only differences being that it had properly secured guard rails, the landlords didn't pierce the tar sheeting, it had an actual door... it was sure as shit crooked and supported in a nigger rigged fashion though! Great views down the road to The Garage, too.
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- 17 Sie 2022
Either it's going to rain or he waters his planters on this "balcony" and he's going to slip and slide through the gap under the railing until his gut catches the bottom like Mr. Incredible going in the tube.
That slope looks downright uncomfortable to stand on so you can best believe he will be loading the balcony up with heavy ass patio furniture now that he can afford it.
That slope looks downright uncomfortable to stand on so you can best believe he will be loading the balcony up with heavy ass patio furniture now that he can afford it.
With chinky solar powered LED's shining directly through, no less
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- 30 Sty 2021
It is almost impressive how incompetent Patrick is at.... everything.
Coupled with his insane arrogance, this is hilarious.
I am looking forward to him crashing through the rotting roof, getting stuck, and either hollering for help, tweeting for help or waiting in silent embarrassment until Nicki comes home.
Coupled with his insane arrogance, this is hilarious.
I am looking forward to him crashing through the rotting roof, getting stuck, and either hollering for help, tweeting for help or waiting in silent embarrassment until Nicki comes home.
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- 3 Lut 2024
I'm honestly surprised the city hasn't gone after his ass for putting together a massive liability and safety hazard like that deck.
I'm not a master builder or whatever the fuck, I'm some shmuck that's put together shit outta wood and steel and I can tell that is NOT structurally safe.
His fat fucking ass is gonna fall through that and kill him and/or someone else.
I'm not a master builder or whatever the fuck, I'm some shmuck that's put together shit outta wood and steel and I can tell that is NOT structurally safe.
His fat fucking ass is gonna fall through that and kill him and/or someone else.
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- 4 Sie 2025
Now there's a decent chance Rick falls to his death shortly after getting his first W in nearly a decade.