His "idea" of advising the court is that he sent them an e-mail on Friday afternoon, when most government workers are probably already drinking, and "respectfully" told them not to make a ruling until May 22. (The farcical Exhibit A.) As if the court is fucking bound by what the fuck you want in an e-mail.
This nigga wants a signed and certified non-bias statement attached to every single ruling the judge makes. "I, the judge, solemnly swear that I have undergone full psychiatric evaluation, plus 47 hours of thoughtful introspection, and have found no internal animus towards this vexlit retard."
Not so, he's as biased and animused as the entire federal judiciary.
Good. That seems to be about the only way to hurt this retard: anything that costs him money. Let the fat fuck travel and incur some costs.
He is incredibly weak for how fucking fat he is. His most pathetic lift is the leg press considering he hauls around so much blubber shuffling around his hovel gobbling like a lunatic turkey.
Oh boy, my time to shine again. Once again, cardio should be done at the end of a workout, not at the beginning. Anything in the beginning should just be heavy enough to warm up. He is essentially tiring himself out without improving his strength. 1st exercise is pretty pathetic. Chest press should be done with much higher weight than 90 pounds compared to the rest of his exercises but we will get there later. His lat pull downs are incredibly obvious he isn't doing the exercise correctly. El Campeon probably has better form than he does for this exercise. I have no idea why he has the tricep push down here either. He is trying to do full body workouts but he misses so much while doubling up on triceps. Ab cruncher machine is a worthless exercise. You can't magically eliminate fat by doing abs, but he will never figure that out. The leg press is fucking pathetic. For his weight, I would expect 100 pounds to be his lunge weight. You should be able to leg press at least twice your back squat so this would mean he can't squat the fucking bar. And he gets tired from that pitiful weight so much that he can't walk for another 5-10 minutes? He is so out of shape its pathetic
Based on what he says, I believe he goes. I just don't think he has a fucking clue what he is doing, nor would he ever ask for/listen to advice.
100lbs on the lat pulldown looks impressive until you consider just how much weight is on each of his arms. Just hanging them from the handles probably takes half the weight off. He's also back to doing high reps with those 15, 20, and 25 rep sets. If you're doing 25 reps you may as well be doing cardio.
I don't believe he's lying about the gym, simply because he is very 'indepth' with recounting what he is doing at the gym, I have noted his previous arc
Just imagine how much easier it is when his lower back swings his fat and builds up momentum
So the result of his arduous 8 month long weight loss journey amounts to taking a big morning shit. Nice one, Stabby.
Its not ripping on him for getting healthy. You know he posts these to try and make himself look like he is an expert on the subject when he should be getting as much advice from people as possible. He really should be paying someone to give him proper form and a workout plan but he is too cheap to do that
Well, that's at least a win for the poor person who has to tell him that he's just a fat sack of shit. And that person would of course be the next target of lawsuits.
I can hear/see the gobbling and arguing with himself in nothing but shorts in his mold lair.
Come on, how do you not post the footnote.
Assuming this is the same Kimberley Klutts, it gives the fact that Stabby shoved her first a certain je ne sais quoi:
I can't even begin to imagine how miserable his day to day life must be living in both abject poverty and utter filth. But then I feel worse for his landlord and neighbors for having to live next to him. Even if they don't interact avoiding the negative vibes rolling off him must be an ordeal.
Stebbins got felted again.