🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[TertiaryObjective]

I spoke about it here. I am sure it is consequences of QuarterCast no-longer being on the frontpage.

It’s likely both, as well as any other get-rich-quick schemes he could have possibly concocted. His YouTube numbers across some of his channels show totally inorganic growth, such as subscriber counts jumping by even multiples of 1,000 every few days while slowly declining in-between.

 

[SchizoDaemon]

It’s likely both, as well as any other get-rich-quick schemes he could have possibly concocted. His YouTube numbers across some of his channels show totally inorganic growth, such as subscriber counts jumping by even multiples of 1,000 every few days while slowly declining in-between.

YouTube subscriber numbers are counted in batches after you get to a certain number of subs. I think he is paying for subs via advertising and hoping raw numbers will get him enough watch time in the future.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Anyways....
How... Ummm....
What are your plans this weekend?

 

[SuffahLolcows]

Leaked DM's from Jer's discord:





Idk who told you to kys (based), but as usual, Hamplanet is exaggerating the fallout that HE caused. What a victimmaxxing bitch.

Praying everyday to a God that you don't respect isn't going to make things better. Furthermore, God helps those who help themselves. Jer, you need to go to rehab and own up to every single fuck up you did in this arc and OWN up to it.

This WON'T pass until you do the above the hate mob will dwindle in count but not intensity. You've become a full blown lolcow and we're going to milk you for what you give us. You're a soyfilled bitch who feigns being a conservative.

Suffah Jer, suffah quarterplanet.

 

[deleuzeon]

Idk who told you to kys (based)

I'm pretty sure it was yellowflash, he went on some panel stream on rumble and told Jeremy to take one of his guns, put it in his mouth and blow his brains out. People were shocked and leaving the panel, it was pretty funny.

I doubt he's actually praying to God, but if he is, I wonder if he's including a call to action the way he can't seem to ever stop himself from doing. Everything is marketing to this guy so why should his prayers be different. "God please give me the strength to weather this storm of hate. Also, if you want to support me, feel free to subscribe, like, and leave a positive comment. It really helps. Can I interest you in some coffee, Lord? Amen."

 

[Fati_Red67]

It like those "articles" women put on the front of a recipe about their trips to Grandma's house when they were kids instead of "use these proportions of these ingredients at this temperature for this time" which is somehow buried at the bottom.

Credit where credit is due, those ladies atleast have a big "skip to recipe" button

 

[Tomishamyoto]

I doubt he's actually praying to God

Why would you doubt a good Christian boy like Jer who never once lied in his life?

 

[CluelessAquarium]

Idk who told you to kys (based)

I don't remember if it was the Warski or something they were watching that said he had enough pills and alcohol to go quietly into the night. I'm sure a lot of people have told him that.

 

[northstar747]

The point of this is to prototype the new Kiwi Farms search feature.

Could you sell this black magic tech to Jeffery of YOSPOS the current owner of Something Awful?

 

[BathTubShine]

I'm pretty sure it was yellowflash, he went on some panel stream on rumble and told Jeremy to take one of his guns, put it in his mouth and blow his brains out. People were shocked and leaving the panel, it was pretty funny.

I doubt he's actually praying to God, but if he is, I wonder if he's including a call to action the way he can't seem to ever stop himself from doing. Everything is marketing to this guy so why should his prayers be different. "God please give me the strength to weather this storm of hate. Also, if you want to support me, feel free to subscribe, like, and leave a positive comment. It really helps. Can I interest you in some coffee, Lord? Amen."

"Dear God, Please send Fireball-shooters and Boobs. Humbly, your most loyal follower."
-Hamburglar(probably)

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

I'm pretty sure it was yellowflash, he went on some panel stream on rumble and told Jeremy to take one of his guns, put it in his mouth and blow his brains out. People were shocked and leaving the panel, it was pretty funny.

I doubt he's actually praying to God, but if he is, I wonder if he's including a call to action the way he can't seem to ever stop himself from doing. Everything is marketing to this guy so why should his prayers be different. "God please give me the strength to weather this storm of hate. Also, if you want to support me, feel free to subscribe, like, and leave a positive comment. It really helps. Can I interest you in some coffee, Lord? Amen."

What a bitch. It's only our Christian duty to punish him for his sins. If his mind interprets that as a death threat, that should just be interpreted as him portraying himself as a self proclaimed martyr.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

He's already killing himself slowly and that's exactly what I want. SUFFAH, HAMBONE!

 

[Ozarkium]

lol if all of the Rekieta sweepers go mutually assured destruction over the Jer drama, we have achieved peak kino.

mayr was clearly in on the whole thing before her smelonie macflaggit interview AND EVEN BEFORE ninainfinity explained it to her obviously she knew about the time Scambly tried to drag nerdrotic/Cobra Jere/Crit drinker in on his excuse tour.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Leaked DM's from Jer's discord:


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Idk who told you to kys (based), but as usual, Hamplanet is exaggerating the fallout that HE caused. What a victimmaxxing bitch.

Praying everyday to a God that you don't respect isn't going to make things better. Furthermore, God helps those who help themselves. Jer, you need to go to rehab and own up to every single fuck up you did in this arc and OWN up to it.

This WON'T pass until you do the above the hate mob will dwindle in count but not intensity. You've become a full blown lolcow and we're going to milk you for what you give us. You're a soyfilled bitch who feigns being a conservative.

Suffah Jer, suffah quarterplanet.

The moment Jeremy posted this immediately after the flagging was the point of no return. He miscalculated the climate badly; instead of laying low, he decided to gloat from the get go. This prick really thought he won and went into celebratory mode, poised to dance on the KC grave if his wet dream to get them totally erased was fulfilled.

Fuck him, he deserves zero mercy, because no mercy would come from him had he succeeded. The deplatforming was an act of WAR.

Matthew 26:52

 

[SchizoDaemon]

I want him to sober up, apologise, leave the internet and get a job. Like what happened to Matt Jarbo and Micheal Avanetti.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Leaked DM's from Jer's discord:


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Idk who told you to kys (based), but as usual, Hamplanet is exaggerating the fallout that HE caused. What a victimmaxxing bitch.

Praying everyday to a God that you don't respect isn't going to make things better. Furthermore, God helps those who help themselves. Jer, you need to go to rehab and own up to every single fuck up you did in this arc and OWN up to it.

This WON'T pass until you do the above the hate mob will dwindle in count but not intensity. You've become a full blown lolcow and we're going to milk you for what you give us. You're a soyfilled bitch who feigns being a conservative.

Suffah Jer, suffah quarterplanet.

bro, he does the whole clickbait CAPS (INSANE) even in his outreach post to his dicksuckers on discord
He's absolutely SEO-brained, holy fuck.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

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The moment Jeremy posted this immediately after the flagging was the point of no return. He miscalculated the climate badly; instead of laying low, he decided to gloat from the get go. This prick really thought he won and went into celebratory mode, poised to dance on the KC grave if his wet dream to fully get them totally erased was fulfilled.

Fuck him, he deserves zero mercy, because no mercy would come from him if he had succeeded. The deplatforming was an act of WAR.

The signs have been there for AT LEAST as long as he has been doing this stupid fucking live stream grift.

Things were good when it was just YT, 3-5 videos a day, very rare occasional gaming/chill stream.

Then he started sucking all of the shitty alt platforms dicks and things went to hell. He stretched himself too thin and made the already borderline shitty content even worse by going from 5 -> 10 -> 20 videos a day.

It's like he hit his peak and just refused to acknowledge the dropoff. He thought he was still the king, but indeed, he was just a regular jackoff like everyone else. Felted.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

I want him to sober up, apologise, leave the internet and get a job. Like what happened to Matt Jarbo and Micheal Avanetti.

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Hopefully he gets his gym equipment. It would be good to see him Chris Benoit himself

 

[RMQualtrough]

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The moment Jeremy posted this immediately after the flagging was the point of no return. He miscalculated the climate badly; instead of laying low, he decided to gloat from the get go. This prick really thought he won and went into celebratory mode, poised to dance on the KC grave if his wet dream to get them totally erased was fulfilled.

Fuck him, he deserves zero mercy, because no mercy would come from him had he succeeded. The deplatforming was an act of WAR.

Matthew 26:52

Yes it's CRITICAL to remember that if everyone goes to RawJerLive, he will think the detractors are gone. You must bully Jeremy in his own chat first and THEN go to RawJerLive once he bans you, to maintain the torture.

He deserves to be buried completely.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Fuck it. Here's a parody inspired by this jackoffs downfall

The Kino Bus (We Like The Kino)
[Intro]
We like the kino
We like, we like the kino
We like the kino
We like, we like the kino
We like the kino
We like, we like the kino
We like the kino

[Verse 1]
I've got something to tell ya
I've got receipts for you
Gonna put some streams in motion
Get ready 'cause we're coming through
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
The Casino’s right around the corner
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
They’ll expose the truth

[Chorus]
The Kino Bus is coming
And everyone is subbing
From Rumble to the basement
Career displacement
The superchats are turning
The bridges, Jer is burning
So if you like the drama
Get on and watch the Casino

[Post-Chorus]
We like the kino
We like, we like the kino
We like the kino
We like, we like the kino

[Verse 2]
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
Hannah Claire is hiding in the corner
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
Sydney’s got the proof

[Chorus]
The Kino Bus is coming
And everyone is subbing
From Rumble to the basement
Career displacement
The superchats are turning
The bridges, Jer is burning
So if you like the drama
Get on and watch the Casino

[Bridge]
Dick and Ralph are jumping
Side Scrollers are thumping
Scarlett, Nina, Asmon
Watch the views, they’re climbing!
Venti and the Gout Lord
Everyone is on board
But Melonie and Chrissie
Are acting kind of sissy!

We like the kino
We like, we like the kino
We like the kino
We like, we like the kino
We like the kino
We like, we like the kino
We like the kino
We like, we like the kino

[Final Chorus]
The Kino Bus is coming
And everyone is subbing
From Rumble to the basement
Career displacement
The superchats are turning
The bridges, Jer is burning
So if you like the drama
Get on and watch the Casino
The Kino Bus is coming!