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Chrissie's dead dad tore her family apart?

That part about how the dad's murder had "torn [her] family apart" and such "personal stuff that has been going on in the past few months" was less likely about the death itself than its aftermath, since the probate started by Chrissie's brother, apparently with Chrissie's support, has been challenged by her sister Amanda in contested litigation well into 2026 on how to go about selling and splitting proceeds from Frank Mayr's house that finally just sold for $838K:

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There's no way to know for sure the full value of assets moved through the pour-over will and testamentary trust they were fighting about unless somebody risks self-doxing to buy copies of the court records online or somebody in South Florida anonymously looks at public courthouse terminals, but from the docket's signs of protracted infighting alone you can bet that their being "torn apart" had nothing to do with grief and, as with all things Chrissie Mayr, had everything to do with greed.

Oh he was murdered all right.
But why?
By who?
Chrissie Mayr is literally a grifting whore and has been for decades so what's the rest of her family like?

Going off Erik's Facebook, phonebook ( ErikPhonebook-1.webp ErikPhonebook-2.webp ErikPhonebook-3.webp ErikPhonebook-4.webp ErikPhonebook-5.webp ), and pertinent counties' court records he seems more or less innocuous, but from what little can be gleaned from Amanda's repeatedly-tagged Facebook having been DFE'd, her husband Chris having kept his Facebook up despite his wife's DFE, Amanda's phonebook ( AmandaPhonebook-1.webp AmandaPhonebook-2.webp AmandaPhonebook-3.webp AmandaPhonebook-4.webp ), Chris' phonebook ( ChrisPhonebook-1.webp ChrisPhonebook-2.webp ChrisPhonebook-3.webp ChrisPhonebook-4.webp ), and court records, those two sound like an absolute mess that make all the family infighting unsurprising, especially considering the shitload of debt already liquidated to judgment before the murder and compulsory collection activity still ongoing to this day:

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Sure, that's one hell of a life in turmoil that a six-figure inheritance would fix, but is that enough motive for murder, or even for a burglary that went bad? Chris would at least have the bare capacity for lethal violence considering that firing 15 out of 92 shots at a guy is on his peculiar résumé, but that killing was 100% legal and a far cry from doming his own father-in-law, right?

But then it gets even weirder, because it was less than three months ago in the midst of Chrissie's described recent family strife that Amanda, Chris, Chris' adult son, and some random woman by the name of Cristel Lee Anderson (who may or may not happen to be a masseuse) jointly filed a federal lawsuit over purported civil rights violations against all four of these people in North Las Vegas by a slew of cops employed by the whole other city of Henderson, which happens to be where Chrissie's dad was murdered:

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Even weirder, one of the six cops that Chrissie's sister and brother-in-law are suing for purported civil rights violations just so happens to be a homicide detective with 14 years' experience who retired the same year as Frank Mayr's murder and came out of retirement the following year to lead 5 volunteers in dusting off languishing files like Frank Mayr's in the creation of Henderson's first-ever COLD CASE UNIT:

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Even fucking weirder, mere weeks before the filing of this lawsuit against the very cops most likely to be handling Frank Mayr's cold case at this point, Amanda's father-in-law colluded with Amanda and Chris to finance the purchase of a $392K second house that was to be co-owned by their co-plaintiff, which some may speculate to constitute preparation for a divorce, or others may speculate to constitute a payoff as part of a coverup between a murder's accomplices and accessories after the fact:

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Is it possible that Chrissie Mayr's family have been under suspicion for patricide?

What did Chrissie know and when did she know it?

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Is it possible that Chrissie Mayr's family have been under suspicion for patricide?
Ashton said of Chrissie "she could slit someone's throat and her pulse wouldn't even raise" and Andy commented she seems like the type of psychopaths who can pass lie detector tests because they have zero worry.

So in conclusion, Chrissie is definitely the murderer of her father.
 
I knew a guy from Wisconsin and asked him once what it was like. His answer was, "the day before I moved a guy I went to high school with was arrested for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road. That's what it's like."
Yeah. There was always weird shit like that in the local police blotter of the paper that made you question humanity.

Everyone knows "Florida Man" but that is mainly due to the state laws requiring the police to release a lot of information immediately to the press. And VA is known for Chris Chan and BMJ, but I've always wonder which US state has the most cows on this site. Scaled to the states population to find which one has the highest density of lolcows.

I wouldn't be surprised if Wisconsin punched above its weight.
 
Ashton said of Chrissie "she could slit someone's throat and her pulse wouldn't even raise" and Andy commented she seems like the type of psychopaths who can pass lie detector tests because they have zero worry.

So in conclusion, Chrissie is definitely the murderer of her father.
Potential horrorcow in the making? Things are really getting interesting.
 
On Gary's "Real BBC" show on Nerdrotic, he said that as of today (Tuesday) he still hasn't talked to Chrissie yet. Two days after it happened, he still hasn't talked to her.

So assuming he's telling the truth, he's either decided that he's just not even going to try to engage in a conversation with her, or he's ignoring this shit in hopes it eventually goes away.
 
Meme Copium is reading his DMs with Sydney Watson on stream right now, while covering Syndey's appearance on Camelot's stream yesterday:
timestamp - around 1 hour 10 minutes in.

She only made a few thousand dollars from her time with Jeremy and the Publica.
 
A 500 pound man baby surrounded by toys knows nothing about Star Wars?

JERALYZER, JERALYZE

500+ mentions across 121 videos

This fucker cant even commit to a position on Star Wars. Are you an expert, or do you know nothing about it? You fucking BABY, constantly looking to the audience to tell him what to think.


BITCH MADE!
Because he doesn't like any of the stuff he collects legitimately. He does it because he was surrounded by other content creators who actually die enjoy nerdy hobbies and he had to appear to fit in simply to poach their audiences. Jer's only real hobbies are gooning, whining, watching other men fuck his wife.
As of Saturday yes.

Her smile is like 98% gums...
 
I gave Andy a lot of shit a few months ago for being annoying on stream and killing Ashton's roll by sometimes interrupting, but having them go on break during the Jer stuff and watching other people in the meantime, I can honestly say Kino Casino one of the only streams worth watching when it comes to alog shit. It is just a sea of soy-voice bottom feeding faggots that sound like Flamenco out there with zero charisma.
Sometimes Ashton misses crazy shit and tells him to listen and replays it, and it triggers an epic monologue. He's really good at steering the ship.

I bet you solo Andy streams like Locals are better than solo Ashton. I reckon Ashton is better at prerecorded video if he was solo.

And I bet irl Ashton is the more laid back when not performing while Andy is identical off cam.

That's my read.
 
Sometimes Ashton misses crazy shit and tells him to listen and replays it, and it triggers an epic monologue. He's really good at steering the ship.

I bet you solo Andy streams like Locals are better than solo Ashton. I reckon Ashton is better at prerecorded video if he was solo.

And I bet irl Ashton is the more laid back when not performing while Andy is identical off cam.

That's my read.
Having watched both.... they're really the best together. Andy wanders around aimlessly when he solo streams. Ashton's pre-recorded has shit peaking crackling audio.

They're the yin/yang of streaming.
 
or he's ignoring this shit in hopes it eventually goes away.
Listen it is imperative that we have the weird horse faced swinger blacked pornstar enjoyer whore in our cast to discuss niggers in hollywood and that one mutt from snow white ok!? this is some serious shit, a matter of life and death even, cant you think about the state of marvel for a second? we just HAVE to have her!!11!
 
Listen it is imperative that we have the weird horse faced swinger blacked pornstar enjoyer whore in our cast to discuss niggers in hollywood and that one mutt from snow white ok!? this is some serious shit, a matter of life and death even, cant you think about the state of marvel for a second? we just HAVE to have her!!11!
I've seen too many people I liked on YouTube eventually do this shit to give the benefit of the doubt anymore.

Unless he just likes getting more comments and super chats about this, you'd think he'd want to squash it as fast as possible. I don't doubt she hasn't called him or tried to reach out or anything like that, but you think he would at least make a phone call or send a text message or something just to get this shit over with, and be able to go to his audience with some kind of answer so they'll stop bugging him about it, if for no other reason.

And you know what? Even if he does fire her, you know he's just gonna replace her with some other thirst trap. Because that's who he is.
 
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Ah yes, the decline of modern western civilization personified.
Truly inspirational: because what our society needs is more women loving themselves because they don't do that already to an unhealthy neurotic narcissistic degree. This cunt is a LIVE LAUGH LOVE foot tattoo if it decided to become a humanoid figure, like a sick twisted effigy to the blueprint of destroying everything wholesome about femininity. YOU GO GIRL. Razzle dazzle us with some peak comedy such as "cum in my ass" and "my pussy smells like fish.", and while you're at it, why not tell every young girl you meet that it's definitely A-OK to get into a teen pregnancy and sell your body to Harvey Weinstein clones.

I don't like her very much.
 
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Ah yes, the decline of modern western civilization personified.
Truly inspirational: because what our society needs is more women loving themselves because they don't do that already to an unhealthy neurotic narcissistic degree. This cunt is a LIVE LAUGH LOVE foot tattoo if it decided to become a humanoid figure, like a sick twisted effigy to the blueprint of destroying everything wholesome about femininity. YOU GO GIRL. Razzle dazzle us with some peak comedy such as "cum in my ass" and "my pussy smells like fish.", and while you're at it, why not tell every young girl you meet that it's definitely A-OK to get into a teen pregnancy and sell your body to Harvey Weinstein clones.

I don't like her very much.
Im sorry you feel that way.
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