🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[strikexxfreedom]

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Someone make an AI Jer doing this and pooping himself.

 

[Ultor Corporate Shill]

If people here are going to simp for Tardski, at least donate enough for him to get rid of that fucking airhorn because he's dickersmaxxing with how much he spams that shit.

I agree only because I want him to go back to using negative clap and Let's Go, Felted etc.

 

[deleuzeon]

If people here are going to simp for Tardski, at least donate enough for him to get rid of that fucking airhorn because he's dickersmaxxing with how much he spams that shit.

I have listened to Redbar's car crash sound over 10,000 times so at this point I'm immune to soundboards.

 

[Entomologist]

I love when PPP is really on a roll and constantly being interrupted with "But Ashton... Ashton!............. Ash!.....But....Ashton!" for five minutes until Warski gets to make his idiotic, irrelevant comment and then laugh nervously.

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I'd say he's like a real-life Chris Farley Show, except Chris managed to play an endearing dumb guy.

Nobody here cares how much you hate Warski. This is the Jeremy Hambly thread. If you want to sperg about Warski, you have an entire thread to do it in, and you should go there. This is the same kind of off-topic sperging that makes TDS spergs far more obnoxious than TES spergs. You can't restrain yourself from shitting up unrelated threads bitching about somebody you hate because you spend far too much of your time seething about someone who will never even know you exist.

Thats what im saying. This was the plan from the start. Chrissie is a idiot, but shes a manipulative, scheming idiot.

She sees Jers "numbers" and her way in was to sweep for him and soften Mel's reputation.

She ignored Camelot and Gary's advice to get on top of this drama before Friday.

And hadn't planned on making Sundays stream about it. She played her normal opening and had guest on (cherry) who had no idea what was going on. She was going to say her little bit at the start and that was that.

She already had 3rd chair on the Jer show linned up.

This was a work from the start.

People are giving her too much credit and seriously overthinking it besides. She is being as cynical as she is short-sighted about this whole affair. She brought Melonie on and then took superchat money to read out insulting messages to her. She didn't bring Venti on because that would have interfered with this strategy. Once she had gotten her bag doing that, she brought Venti on to a seperate livestream and then milked her simps for superchat cash to dunk on Venti. It's cunning in a low, weasel-fuck kind of way. The only question is whether this technique keeps working, and how much of an impact the bridges she's burning doing it have on her future career. Since it seems all but confirmed that she will be taking up a spot on Jer's show, she had better hope that rumours of his demise are greatly exaggerated.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Speaking of right wing grifters, throw a hat on salty and you have less fat Jeremy. All these guys end up falling apart, and I’m okay with that.


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I believe he is straight up a paid propagandist. Tbf to salty cracker he actually does a prepared show and can perform his show well. It is all garbage but it is much better presented than Jeremy.

Salty was always much wittier than Jer, but he's upped his shilling to Jer-bear levels in the last year or so. He seems tired and burned out, but he can't just quit because the money is so good. I find my Salty arc resembling my Jeremy arc in one specific way--once the shilling starts, instead of fast-forwarding through the ad, I just click out and stop watching. It's only a matter of time until I stop clicking into the video in the first place.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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POV: you're Chrissie Grinch Mayr and it's your first day on the Quartercast

 

[~ R U S T M A R E ~]

To my infinite shame I have fallen for his grift up to 2018.
Then he just got boring, and fell off my radar. How does he manage to try and speedrun The Ragepig meta?

 

[Sloppa]

sorry. ppp is way more talented than warski.

 

[Gator_Aids]

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I legitimately laughed out loud for 90 seconds or more upon seeing this. Well done.

 

[Ancap Virgin]

I've given up reading every page of this thread. It's impossible for an adult with responsibilities. It's beginning to negatively affect my sleep. The circles beneath my eyes swirl darkly. I'm becoming Jerified. Maybe it's time to take up hard liquor

Same, I had to jump about 30 pages ahead so I probably missed some think the KC will go over tonight

 

[quarter_grifter]

so invariably what comes with that has to include applying standards of quality to "mere" YouTubers (which Jer and Chrissie fall abysmally short of).

They raceswapped the woke leftists back into being white people, and weren't hiring the best person for the job. And thought no one would notice.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

I agree only because I want him to go back to using negative clap and Let's Go, Felted etc.

Those are better because they're at least quiet. I would rather he put that 96 IQ to work and finally figure out how to shut the fuck up when his inputs not needed.

I have listened to Redbar's car crash sound over 10,000 times so at this point I'm immune to soundboards.

First off, that's Opie and Anthony's soundbite, ALRIGHT BUD??? Secondly, Antwan is a pedophile and I disavow that pedophile faggot. Third point, screw soundboards. Finally, niggers.

 

[Pitckus]

Venti has markedly improved her triangle skills since the last time I watched her stream. Gunning for that third chair.

The secret to beating the hell out of a triangle bell is to spin the rod in a circular motion to hit every side as fast as possible. Do that and everyone will know soup’s on for miles.

 

[Adamska]

I'm legit torn on whether it's part of the grift posturing as a working class blue collar dude or if he's such a vapid slob that he chooses button up plaid shirts.

Affinity scam mainly because Be Your Own IT had him in a work shirt. He also does use girdles to hide how fat he is, so the button-ups are mostly there to help obscure that at least when he gives enough of a shit to actually wear one. The man is fake as hell, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's just purely because of grift.

I will say however, the hoodies that he wears are probably just because lazy.

 

[Entomologist]

Finally, niggers.

It took you a bit but you got to the important part in the end.

 

[Ultor Corporate Shill]

Finally, niggers.

I think we can all agree on that.

 

[Carl's Jr]

People are giving her too much credit and seriously overthinking it besides.

Who said it was her idea? Jer probably reached out as they already have a business relationship. Plus jer is a manipulative tard.

She is being as cynical as she is short-sighted about this whole affair.

Yes because she already had 3rd chair on lock.

She brought Melonie on and then took superchat money to read out insulting messages to her.

Yep but she also swept/ignored/answered for Mel on the difficult ones.

She didn't bring Venti on because that would have interfered with this strategy.

Or because then it would blow up jers plan. Chrissie was supposed to massage Mel's reputation and soft sweep for jer. Brittney would of blown it up.

Once she had gotten her bag doing that, she brought Venti on to a seperate livestream and then milked her simps for superchat cash to dunk on Venti.

Nope the Sunday stream was supposed to be a little bit of Jer but back to normal. She had guest on who had no idea what was happening (cherry) My bet is Chrissie didn't plan on Brittney pushing so hard. Plus farm hate chats.

The only question is whether this technique keeps working, and how much of an impact the bridges she's burning doing it have on her future career. Since it seems all but confirmed that she will be taking up a spot on Jer's show, she had better hope that rumours of his demise are greatly exaggerated.

That doesn't matter in her eyes she just traded up to a 2 mil plus sub channel with 30k live viewers. And shes got 3 times a week instead of 1. She thinks she just won the lottery.

 

[Zyklon C]

I like warski and his dumb jokes.

He has moments where he'll say something so laugh out loud funny that I forgive him for his sins. He has other moments where he'll step on Triple P in the middle of a rant and derail it.

He needs some balance. Overall, I can accept him.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Also great men need great tests. Ashton has to keep Andy laughing to keep the show going forward and keeping Andy's ADHD mind focused has turned PPP into a legend. He was forged in the fires of trying to keep Andy from derailing the show. It's a delicate balance that works out.

Once you take the stop hating Andy Warski pills and understand they feed off each other it all falls into place.

Also Andy handles the marketing well by engaging with all the goons on Twitter. Ashton isn't obsessed with clout on Twitter and someone has to be to keep the audience growing.

Anyways catching up on this thread has been insane. Keep that belly up JER.

Warski is the tech guy and connections. There is a map that shows Andy's connections from the gamergate days i cant find rn. Nigga knew everyone. He still does. He acts retarded, he really isn't, and his trolls keep underestimating him and keep getting felted. Ashton couldn't do it without Warski.

 

[Chongqing]

I am a history sperg. Specifically, I am a war history sperg.

History happens every day.

In the past, I've comapared aspects of this situation with the Syrian Civil War (2011-25).

With Chrissy Mayr and the Quartering flaggot drama, she acts as if this is unlearnable information. Like it's just too crazy, too foreign, and too weird to sink in.

Recently I was reading a long newspaper series on something that helped ISIS fall. My browser translated it all from Arabic to English.

Basically, there was a huge conflict among ISIS members regarding people who excuse tyrants out of ignorance. Everyone in ISIS agreed that "tyrants" needed to be fought, but they had differing opinions on people who did not fight tyrants, and especially concerning those "who excuse tyrants out of ignorance."

This manifested in many ultra-radical ISIS members wanting to wage war against Al Qaeda and its groups in Syria, while ISIS leadership did not want this and ended up putting many ISIS members in prison for their views on the matter. When this crackdown occurred, many ISIS members fled to Turkey and many made it back to their home countries. ISIS began at this time to lose territory and within 3 years it had collapsed.

I tried to explain this to someone who is not a war history sperg, and his eyes glazed over.

It's unlearnable information.

Chrissy Mayr reading super chats, to me, sounds like someone reading this translated article out loud. Especially the names. "Abu baker all...bag daddy..?..had a....conflick?...with Aymaaan all....Zawa...Zawahiri? Ok? I wasn't aware of that."

Real "And-ee War-sky?" energy.