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🍔 QuarterpounderJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest
not much just some general seething calling all the creators that criticize Jer gay or lame.
and a based take on coomalot, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Both of them turd wrangle but their chemistry works. Warski starts with a punchline that PPP then runs with later. Plus, Warski is a great producer just based on how well he manages the stream. I do wish his sound board was filled with more sounds from the LolCows they bully like how Ethan did. Ethan's coverage of the Ren fair was hilarious with the bull sounds and Jers ad libs and if KC did so, the show would be even better tbh.
Anyways enough sucking off tardski and the fat canadian, mandatory Jer felt:
HE'S AN EMO WHO DELETED TWITTER
HE GETS HIS ASS STRETCHED BY ADAM SELLERS
HE'S GOING TO FILE BANKRUPTCY SOON
not much just some general seething calling all the creators that criticize Jer gay or lame.
and a based take on coomalot, even a broken clock is righttwice a day.
[Verse 1]
By the brine-stained pier
the old horse came in
hooves all split like driftwood
eyes like winter tin
I saw the hammerhead rise
from a scar of blackened foam
jaw full of iron weather
looking for a bone
[Verse 2]
Orange peels in the gutter
slick under his feet
someone dropped a morning cup
coffee gone cold and sweet
he wore a cracked brass buckle
like a curse on his hide
and the shark just kept on circling
with the tide inside
[Pre-Chorus]
Fireball in the nostrils
blasphemy in the sand
geishas in the red floodlight
watching from the stands
one took off her white glove
pointed at the sky
then the old horse reared up
and both of them cried
[Chorus]
Hammerhead, hammerhead
bite through bone
Old horse, old horse
won't go home
Hammerhead, hammerhead
salt and flame
Old horse, old horse
say his name
[Verse 3]
He kicked like a church bell
cracking through the dark
the shark came in low
left a crescent in his mark
orange pulp on the railing
blood on the rope
coffee from a busted thermos
stained the broken scope
Every curse in the harbor
spat from every mouth
blasphemy on the seawind
ripping north to south
[Pre-Chorus]
Fireball in the nostrils
blasphemy in the sand
geishas in the red floodlight
watching from the stands
one took off her white glove
pointed at the sky
then the old horse reared up
and both of them cried
[Chorus]
Hammerhead, hammerhead
bite through bone
Old horse, old horse
won't go home
Hammerhead, hammerhead
salt and flame
Old horse, old horse
say his name
[Bridge]
[Half-time]
Mouth to muzzle
gale to groan
sea made monster
throne to bone
old age snarling
young blood foam
two hard shadows
fighting for a home
[Final Chorus]
Hammerhead, hammerhead
bite through bone
Old horse, old horse
won't go home
Hammerhead, hammerhead
salt and flame
Old horse, old horse
say his name
Hammerhead, hammerhead
drag the night
Old horse, old horse
die by bite
I love when PPP is really on a roll and constantly being interrupted with "But Ashton... Ashton!............. Ash!.....But....Ashton!" for five minutes until Warski gets to make his idiotic, irrelevant comment and then laugh nervously.
I'd say he's like a real-life Chris Farley Show, except Chris managed to play an endearing dumb guy.
