Corporate Cucks / Hustle Culture / LinkedIn Loonies - Corporate bootlickers and shills

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trillions are being spent to get rid of white collar labor
They don’t think the next round of layoffs could ever happen to them.
I'd be happy about AI being used to cull billions of paper-pushers into starvation (office space is a documentary) if they'd cap CEO pay as well. Every corporate drone is worthless, even the ones at the top. Every do-nothing office block should have a tenth of however many staff members it currently has.
>The first guest on The Twenty Minute VC was Guy Kawasaki, Apple’s former chief evangelist.
>Apple’s former chief evangelist.
>chief evangelist.
The fuck is that shit? The hell is wrong with these people?
fuck i can't wait til my cult finally gets off the ground
it's gonna be lit fam
 
I thought "Chief Evangelist" was a joke from Silicon Valley when Richard re-hires Erlich and puts him in charge of PR. The joke is that his new job title would still have the CEO acronym (I forgot what he changes the O to).
Mike Judge is the David Attenborough of corporate America.
 
Is this the right thread for this picture?

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I’m gonna start posting random bible verses with that faggot Roblox game in every post all day on facebook. I think it’s such a funny meme to just post whatever with fucking Roblox as pictures. Maybe I can bring up the J Q if I use Roblox to explain it!
 
They also post how "hardworking" they are and spend every waking hour working.
I received a professional call today (Saturday) which I didn't expect, but it wasn't as unexpected as the unironic request for me to call back on Monday with an answer to the question I was asked and didn't have an immediate answer for. The caller seemed genuinely surprised when I said Monday is a holiday and I'll be out most of the day enjoying holiday activities.

I can understand and even respect people working weekends or even holidays in certain fields that necessitate it. However, expecting everyone to give up their holidays to work or take care of business when they don't have to is the sign of corporate cuckery and hustle culture gone out of control.
 
It's amazing how Corpo culture can take something that is actually useful advice and turn it into an empty and soulless marketing phrase,
"We ain't got enough work, wanna head off early?" is a concept even in fucking McDonalds. Office jobs? Enjoy being done 11:30 and having to fake work for the next 5 hours. It's like going for a walk on your day off: It's enjoyable but you can't reliably do that every damn day.
You have no skills, you have no charisma, you have no authority. You are a sycophant brown noser twisted by delusions and ego into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your empty accomplishments behind closed doors.
Satire but genuinely motivational. Imagine going to a high school reunion. Do you give two licks about the guy who interned in Hong Kong and now works at some huge company you see on telly? Or the loser with no degree who has lived and worked in Taiwan, Japan, India, Greece, and Poland in all of 6 years? The guy who trains the local para olympians? Manage an amateur esports team? These career goons lose their fucking marbles the second you skip over 'what do you do' and head straight to 'so what are your passions?' or worse, 'what do you do to influence your local community?'.
I would call all of that Actual Leadership, but all of that shit requires actual effort...Renaming all your Supervisors "Team Leads" is just empty words without anything to back them up.
"Customer Success Specialist". Nigga call it customer support. It's less insulting to all parties involved. Garbage men here are now called "renovation workers". Renovating what, the earth by removing rubble?
 
"Customer Success Specialist"
Not to power level too hate but this is actually different from a standard customer support agent. Ah least how it worked when I was grinding the horn was that the specialist was basically the one that you would get escalated to when the first point of contact agent was too retarded to help you/didn't have the permissions to help you.
 
In the Guardian's (lefty Bri'ish paper) public sector job pages I have seen adverts for a "Domestic Violence Advocate" and a "Racial Harassment Co-ordinator", though I suspect those jobs aren't as based as they first appear.
 
Racial Harassment Co-ordinator
Someone’s gotta do it…I’m sure here would be a good recruiting ground actually.
LinkedIn makes me want to pray for the giant meteor. The way people speak on it is so so depressing. Haha the grind here I am at my two year old daughters bedside as she receives treatment for leukaemia, still delivering quality KPIs for ArseCorp! #workingmum.
 
Pitched what?

Some kind of financial scam I bet.
99% of startups are scams. Their endgame is getting acquired by someone, then getting pushed out with a golden parachute. Rinse and repeat for their professional lives. I know niggas in their 40s and 50s who have never been a part of anything successful but they are multimillionaires.

I’ve been dealing with this bullshit at my job now for a decade. The trends they chase are different but the scams are the same. I would not put it past a 12 year old chink to peddle a fintech AI startup getting a check for a couple million from some impulsive retard. Happens all the time!
 
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