💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This is Technicality Tomlinson taste, brothermen. Enjoy death metal.
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How did no one realize he had a door on the 2nd story of his house?
I think a lot of us did, it's clearly visible in the photos.

You are already dead, stalker child-kun.
Your best yet. If you keep on at this rate you could make a deck of Piggy Playing Cards.

God never did this guy any favours at all.
God gave him a standard human body. The fat ignorant fuck we see today is all Pat's own work.
 
Not to be annoying, but looks like Technicality Scholar Tomlinson had hot takes again. Spamming “You died doing this, stalker” again to conserve time instead of winding up long death wishes to the Pests. Very nice attempt, stupid.
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Today Milwaukee Legislation Committee set up a $150,000 special account to pay out for all settlements in 2026. They just dipped into it for another case as well
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But that doesn’t mean the fat-tutted faggot got any money, right? I’m guessing they get sued all the time.


Patrick states that as part of the settlement WHICH HE CLAIMS DID NOT HAPPEN, the city will hunt us all down and kill us.
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How’s your cell going? I’m lying on a cold floor and contemplating blowing my dog shit brains out on the wall while my parents applaud.

So this is how Nikki is letting her pig spend the settlement money. Destroying the ha' hovel.
For the curious, the floor plans:
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As you can see, the upper floor door is in the study/wardrobe. I think a fair portion of the balcony just overhangs the porches, so there will be no temperature differential to cause too many moisture related problems, since it is all outdoor space. It's hard to see with that hideous tree in the way. You can be certain the roof joists onto which Piggy is placing his balcony are mere 2x4s. Not really what you want to stand on, eh? Naturally, he has no proper waterproofing, so hello dry rot my old friend.

Why not spend the settlement money on something useful, like a fucking garage for the priceless Bullitt Rustang?

Because he’s too stupid to build a garage.
NOOOOOOO!!!
WTF am I looking at here - Humpty Dumpty Tomlinson?
Wyświetl załącznik 8984139We have all seen hundreds of photos of the fat wankstain by now - but, Jesus Christ - what a photo that is... God never did this guy any favours at all.

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I’ve still yet to work out how Fatrick rationalizes the police report. He says he never made threats, yet they are right there in the statement. I just don’t understand it, even by Technicality Tomlinson standards.
It's simple, the report states that he only admitted to threats towards PCJ, not Ade or the baby. And since he never lies, that's what happened. According to him.
Just like he never gained a pound (he's a sophisticated man and uses the metric system, he has gained many kilograms).
 
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Have you ever thought about living different? Laughing different, perhaps even loving different? "Profound Pat" is the worst, since he has no ability to reflect he can only communicate his "wisdom" in melodramatic cliches.
 
Wyświetl załącznik 8984946Have you ever thought about living different? Laughing different, perhaps even loving different? "Profound Pat" is the worst, since he has no ability to reflect he can only communicate his "wisdom" in melodramatic cliches.
Pat’s right. You probably all go “Hahaha” like backwoods yokels. I live in a city so I laugh like “Ooweeheeheehoo!” while reading the stupid shit he posts.
 
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When I heard Pat was getting a settlement from Milwaukee, I was a bit annoyed because I like to see him fail. But then I remembered that Pat got a 6 figure advance from Tor Books and ended up becoming the greatest lolcow in history imo.

Using that logic, the next few years will be unbelievable. Maybe his lesbian wife will leave him and take all the money and the half hovel? Maybe his in laws will call in his debt? Who cares! Something funny will happen
Well that assumes that he got a lot of money from this. We'll likely see how much he got in the near future but based on how Patrick has been reacting to people it doesn't seem like it's that much.
 
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Have you ever thought about living different? Laughing different, perhaps even loving different? "Profound Pat" is the worst, since he has no ability to reflect he can only communicate his "wisdom" in melodramatic cliches.
might be his gayest most niggerlicious xeet ever, even worse then the time he fantasized about his child daughter fucking a bunch of men.
 
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might be his gayest most niggerlicious xeet ever, even worse then the time he fantasized about his child daughter fucking a bunch of men.
well This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them' if you catch my drift.
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I was playing around on ChatGPT this morning and had it come up with these infographics. I thought it was too good not to share. I gave it limited information about each of them and it did well.
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You need AI to help your delusions because they do not exist in reality, stalker. No, stalker, I am not a specimen documented in my habitat and narrated by Sir David Attenborough. Lolcows do not exist, stalker, only my fat bitchtits exist. Enjoy prison.
 
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