🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Magastrate]

For a self-interested grifter, you'd think Melonie would know better than to reveal she got married, so that she could keep farming simp coins.

 

[Man vs persistent rats]

For a self-interested grifter, you'd think Melonie would know better than to reveal she got married, so that she could keep farming simp coins.

She had to do it to prove she wasn't alone and walled at 40. She is genuinely insecure about that.

The reason for the whirlwind romance with Johnny was that the big 4-0 was looming.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Was it fireballs, millers or a mix that got him to this level of drunk?

Long island iced teas brother he probably got into the park hours early at that bar he was drinking them at in the vlog where he showed his xanax bottle.

 

[Sugriva]

For a self-interested grifter, you'd think Melonie would know better than to reveal she got married, so that she could keep farming simp coins.

She's doing the fake christian grift so she has to prove to everyone that she's trad and married.

 

[GenuineSunset]

She's dedicated to going down with the SSJertanic
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[Jose Beaner Luna]

I like to imagine that despite being 6'5ft, fat as fuck and a raging alcoholic he is still a lightweight and a little bottle of fireball its all it takes to turn him into Mr Hydering.

 

[weliveinaMeritocracy]

You know she DTF she got kids

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

She had to do it to prove she wasn't alone and walled at 40. She is genuinely insecure about that.

The reason for the whirlwind romance with Johnny was that the big 4-0 was looming.

She was so desperate she married a literal faggot.

 

[Chudmagprime]

do you think that the quartering keeps mel in a cage a he only feeds he orange peels and expired coffee

 

[Man vs persistent rats]

do you think that the quartering keeps mel in a cage a he only feeds he orange peels and expired coffee

Way too much fluids in that diet for old "Kidney Stones" Mel.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

do you think that the quartering keeps mel in a cage a he only feeds he orange peels and expired coffee

That emaciated whore could easily walk out of any cage, but I could see him repurposing the tank from the saltwater aquarium.

 

[spacko]

its been an hour since jeremy's last tweet. im concerned and bored

 

[Spergichu]

Jer was the Wisconsin Bicycle all along, no wonder he's always shitting himself, he's loose like a wizard sleeve.

I don't think I want to know what the oranges were for now...

 

[quarter_grifter]

Melonie Mac's tweet

This is nothing but WWE to them, while they profit off of manipulating the emotions of their viewers who think it's deeply serious. And said viewers spend their time fighting internet battles, doxing, harassing, and whatever else thinking they are helping their beloved drama creator. But the drama creator is sitting back in their chair looking at their analytics and plotting how to aggro another video or find another target for another series.

Hey Mel, even if KC is nothing but a disingenuous cash grab.... I think lots of people are ok with this arrangement anyways, lmfao.

There's no way she can possibly spin this. It's unspinnable. And she's retarded.

 

[Chudmagprime]

its been an hour since jeremy's last tweet. im concerned and bored

well it looks like that rope brand rope did its job

 

[The Wokest]

He's so fucking slow!
It's been weeks, the whole fucking channel has been archived... And you decided to delete it NOW?
Bruh...
I don't think it's alcohol and xannies at this point, he has to be doing harder stuff, his alibi/self-report about the channel deletion is way too retarded.

 

[Rogue AI]

I like to imagine that despite being 6'5ft, fat as fuck and a raging alcoholic he is still a lightweight and a little bottle of fireball its all it takes to turn him into Mr Hydering.

I have these saved from Ralph watching:


Jerjer is either just going to stop breathing one day or develop alcohol induced psychosis, but ya he's going to get drunker a lot faster than most guys his size cause he's got all the xannyberries in his bloodstream.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

I dont know who is worse: Jer or Mel? Ever since that Chrissie stream, she's just posting meltdowns and bible shit hoping the boomers are still going to rally to her. Sadly, the boomers are still on her side, and I think the only way we'll see them drop her and Jeremy is Jeremy has to go after somebody they universally like (not somebody with a mixed reputation). More youtubers needs to ccover and shit on Melonie. She doesn't get enough heat.

she's starting to get ratio'd on her tweets now. not all, but more than before, and the ones she doesn't get ratio'd on arent doing as well as normal. shit is slowly cracking from her too and i think that contributes to her increasing desperation that we've been seeing lately. i mean look at my fucking profile pic. she can't cover it up anymore.

For a self-interested grifter, you'd think Melonie would know better than to reveal she got married, so that she could keep farming simp coins.

wasn't that her leadership camp? If i'm not mistaken, it might have been Jer that let the cat out of the bag first and then she scrambled to announce it so she wouldn't come off as ungenuine.

He's so fucking slow!
It's been weeks, the whole fucking channel has been archived... And you decided to delete it NOW?
Bruh...
I don't think it's alcohol and xannies at this point, he has to be doing harder stuff, his alibi/self-report about the channel deletion is way too retarded.

mixing alcohol with certain ssri's or benzos can create some real fucked up chemical concoctions in your body especially at the rate he sustains this shit. if he lives through this lifestyle binge he's been doing, its very possible that he might not even remember vast swathes of this time. he is fuckin FUCKED.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

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Actual retard level inteligence, the fact that she hasnt killed herself accidentally by swallowing her own tongue or putting a metal fork in the plugs is nothing short of a miracle, is a net positive she is eggless, special needs people need to stop breeding, good for her for making a good choice for once.

well it looks like that rope brand rope did its job

He did have a talent in the end...

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

"Today in the midst of suffering and danger our greeting is much deeper and more profound. May he remain what he is to us and always was — Our Jeremy!" - Melonie Mac, 2025, from the HamplanetBunker