💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The oinking at Bernard continues...
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Why does his shack have a bedroom at the front of the ground floor? Normally you'd put them at the back on the ground floor maybe he likes strangers to look at him sleep
It doesn't. Those floor plans are a fabrication. A funny and surprisingly believable one, but a fabrication nonetheless. I forget who made those drawings and when, but it was an era when we weren't sure who lived on which floor. Once the airbnb and its photos were uncovered, all doubt was removed. The ground floor front room is the renters' TV room.
 
Strange that Jackie hasn't woken up before him to warn all five of her real followers about the evil stalker Patrick S. Tomlinson. Usually she's up around 4am.
That one is on me. I kept her up late that night.

I took her on a romantic dinner date to Chili's. I let her get whatever she wanted to order. Interestingly she refused anything with fried chicken and/or watermelon/watermelon flavoring. She insisted on the ribeye surf & turf and 3 Long Island Iced Teas. I told her to get whatever dessert she wanted but winked at me and said, "The real dessert is back at my place."

On the way to her house she insisted on listening to Shania Twain and Taylor Swift real loud and singing along with the songs.

Once we were there and in the bedroom I was trying to be seductive so I said to her, "Come over here, my nubian princess..."

I couldn't finish what I was saying because she ran up to me, snort-giggled and exclaimed, "I don't even know what the hell that is!"

Exasperated, I looked at her and said, "...just take off your clothes and get on the bed."

So she did, enormous forehead down, ass up. Well, she doesn't really have an ass but you know what I mean.
How did no one realize he had a door on the 2nd story of his house?
Oh I'm sorry Mr. Free-Fucking-Time! A lot of us are too busy enjoying prison and then falling off the top bunk to piss ourselves and then die. How do you expect us to know the layout of the half-hovel under such circumstances?!
 
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When I heard Pat was getting a settlement from Milwaukee, I was a bit annoyed because I like to see him fail. But then I remembered that Pat got a 6 figure advance from Tor Books and ended up becoming the greatest lolcow in history imo.

Using that logic, the next few years will be unbelievable. Maybe his lesbian wife will leave him and take all the money and the half hovel? Maybe his in laws will call in his debt? Who cares! Something funny will happen
 
Much like his classic conservative, comic, pundit labels, Pat thinks if it goes on twitter it’s real life. Not so.
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General Fatton laments more of his countrymen didn’t die. Pat could live around white people too if he got a job.
I hate the hypocrisy of these people who cry gay faggot piggy tears over war crimes in Palestine or Ukraine but love war crimes as long as it’s against people they dislike like Nazi Germany or the south. Disgusting principal-less faggot scum.
 
Notice me Bernie and Holden! I’ve settled everything and I talked to you twice, so notice me, stalker-kun!!!

You are already dead, stalker child-kun.
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I’ve still yet to work out how Fatrick rationalizes the police report. He says he never made threats, yet they are right there in the statement. I just don’t understand it, even by Technicality Tomlinson standards.
 
I’ve still yet to work out how Fatrick rationalizes the police report. He says he never made threats, yet they are right there in the statement. I just don’t understand it, even by Technicality Tomlinson standards.
Much as Pat loves the opportunity to come over all Technicality Tomlinson, he also has zero issue straight up lying. See also: “Haven’t gained a pound in years, stalker.”
 
I’ve still yet to work out how Fatrick rationalizes the police report. He says he never made threats, yet they are right there in the statement. I just don’t understand it, even by Technicality Tomlinson standards.
Patrick says he didn't make threats against his wife and child, only his wife's boyfriend. His position is that he said it so it's true, even though the same report also contains a contrary statement by a woman who had no reason to lie. #believewomen

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