💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The real question is how is that roof attached to the house? Is there even a sill plate? Old houses were framed differently so the original balcony could very well have been built on lumber that extended from the framing between floors. They didn't use sill plates and lag bolts back then.

Whoever added the new roof probably understood that it would only bear so much weight, so it's possible it's only attached by 3" screws to the house, maybe not even into the studs necessarily. It would adequate for what it is.
 
I have come to the conclusion it's not, the pillars have a plastic column veneer unlike all the houses around it that still have the original front balconies.
Also sometime around 2012 the railing on his porch was replaced
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What is he on crack?
He is on a combination of 1.7 GPA, Dunning-Kruger, and excessive alcohol consumption killing his brain cells while his corpulent obesity leads to carotid artery blockage causing less blood flow to the brain and more neuron death. He's fat, he's retarded, and he's only getting fatter and more retarded.
 
If there is a sill plate left and he doesn't have hardy board back there to cover it he is a fucking dumbass. With a serious moisture incursion.

Even if the pitch is 5° (minimum for Mansards to adequately drain) he will have to insulate like crazy to create that warm air buffer under it. Goddamn, dude is going to pull the side of his house down.

"Former author crashes through homemade balcony onto the street below, film at 11."
 
If there is a sill plate left and he doesn't have hardy board back there to cover it he is a fucking dumbass. With a serious moisture incursion.

Even if the pitch is 5° (minimum for Mansards to adequately drain) he will have to insulate like crazy to create that warm air buffer under it. Goddamn, dude is going to pull the side of his house down.
Added value for his AirBnB guests. Stay for the weekend and watch to see if the very corpulent, drunken maid falls off along with the new "balcony".
 
You need a permit to set up a tent with 2, 3 or 4 sides but not a tent with 3 or 4 open sides or a tent that's 600sf or to put up a shed. Pretty sure he needs one to work on a balcony. The city even keeps track of what houses had their balconies worked on publicly.

He got a permit for his new fence, why didn't he get one for the balcony? Or when he did his patio?
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Do your lawn more often Patrick.

Daycare, rat, and animal issues is probably called in by his fans.
 
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Aight, finally stopped sobbing over the promised trial being cancelled. Figures all my unvarnished lusting for piggy's slutty rump would be paid for in being blueballed like this. I had even fuckin made up a batch of Peanut butter ice cream just to celebrate the trial to come :(

Still on the bright side, with this new balcony I have extra opportunity to serenade him by standing outside holding up a boombox playing the most romantic song I know

Hopefully this negro melody will lure him outside in search of negerwurst ingredients and into the giant pit trap I dug in his half lawn, where he will be unable to escape the stern assfuck judgement I was hoping for this past month
 
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Pat's going to fall and end up a paraplegic
“S…siri, tell…tell Bernard to enjoy prison…” his final words on his paraplegic death bed after falling off the balcony due to his fatness.
You called? These faces say something about Jon’s death.
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Absolutely terrifying terrific.
His fat disgusting fish mouth extends all the way to the bottom of his jaw. Look at the frown in the leaves picture.
 
“S…siri, tell…tell Bernard to enjoy prison…” his final words on his paraplegic death bed after falling off the balcony due to his fatness.
He's been mentally degrading for so long now, I can only imagine what self-soothing mantra we'll be on then. I can't imagine what comes after 'you died doing this' etc.

It is true what they say: stalker childs die many times before their deaths, the actual real-life tough guys never taste of death but once.
 
Wanted to make fun of Pat for having "this place has a warp core breach in progress" in his X bio because it's been more than four years now since Musk bought twitter only to realize that he changed it to something even more gay and embarrassing
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This must mean that the warp core has been fixed. Thanks Elon!
 
Wanted to make fun of Pat for having "this place has a warp core breach in progress" in his X bio because it's been more than four years now since Musk bought twitter only to realize that he changed it to something even more gay and embarrassing
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This must mean that the warp core has been fixed. Thanks Elon!
Leave it to Pat to brag about opening a useless n/a app in the drunkest state in the country. He can put co-founder in his bio though.
 
Wanted to make fun of Pat for having "this place has a warp core breach in progress" in his X bio because it's been more than four years now since Musk bought twitter only to realize that he changed it to something even more gay and embarrassing
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This must mean that the warp core has been fixed. Thanks Elon!
Screaming - Yes
Rage(ing) - yes
Demon (of light and justice) - Demons are often depicted as fearsome, don't kid yourself. Also light and justice are virtuous/good, demons are considered evil. 1.2 GPA
Sci-fi Author - maybe once upon a time
Pundit - you wish
Co-founder of a dumb app - I suppose so. But you didn't make it and neither did Nikki, you hired some fiverr retard who had major security issues installed.
 
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