Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Expressing yourself however you wish via clothes and hair - it’s something people don’t seem to do so much these days, all the kids look the same

I had a whole paragraph here about different aesthetics I see on the street, but I've thought about it some more and I think the issue is that subcultures are pretty much dead. Everyone is just aping some look they've seen online, often using products bought directly from the influencer who modeled the look. Rather than alternative looks being about someone's personality or music taste, they're alt for the sake thereof. You can tell more about someone's social media algorithm by the way they dress than you can tell about them as a person. I think that's why no one feels truly unique anymore, even when they're clearly trying.

 

[Lie Eater]

Reading this thread and the man hate thread has been a godsend to me. The greatest lol of all was the powerleveling we made along the way.

 

[queens of the stone age]

Ladies, how gay would I look if dyed my hair black and got a septum piercing? Everyone I've asked told me that I would "look like a massive faggot", but I still want to do it because I'm retarded.

controversial take: if you’re self-confident & straight enough, a septum piercing totally works, but you gotta commit to the bit to pull it off. ive seen plenty of tattoo-artist-types with septums that dont make me question faggotry at all, but if your heart isn’t in the right place then yeah you’ll look a bit gay. additional piercings & dozens of tattoos also help pull it off. septums are also easy to heal and even easier to hide! i knew a girl who healed it in her nose 90% of the time because she couldn’t wear it out during work
huge disclaimer: it’ll make any blows to the face hurt 20x more than they do now. if you do regular manual labor, and being hit/almost hit in the face is a common occurrence, then stay far away. if you get in fist fights with any kind of frequency, stay even farther away
also, black hair is so much easier to pull off if you need to start in the shallow end. go for it! just make sure you dye your eyebrows too, and any facial hair you may have. shit looks cheap if your face hairs dont match your head hairs

 

[Squanto Airi]

controversial take: if you’re self-confident & straight enough, a septum piercing totally works, but you gotta commit to the bit to pull it off.

So you're saying he has to look like one of the Hardy Boyz?

 

[Stoneheart]

If it's just medical polish, you just brush it on without too much worry about technique. Slow and steady is best. Does it have color to it?

Its slightly tinted, only makes the nails look a little bit darker.

I'm surprised medical nail polish is a thing.

it hardens the nail. have some issues with a couple of my nails because they are pretty fresh after breaking them in an little oopsie

 

[HashleyHashbrowns]

Is it okay if I ask a question about something I have a problem with? I had a conversation about the whole psychology transgender thing and I'm still confused how the hell that all works. Its genuinely a very tiring topic but I don't really accept it at all. I could provide screenshots for context too. I even went through wanting to transition into a man but I got out of that and had my own issues with myself. So yeah. Is it okay if I wanted to ask about stuff?

 

[Atticus Carpenter]

Everyone is just aping some look they've seen online, often using products bought directly from the influencer who modeled the look. Rather than alternative looks being about someone's personality or music taste, they're alt for the sake thereof. You can tell more about someone's social media algorithm by the way they dress than you can tell about them as a person. I think that's why no one feels truly unique anymore, even when they're clearly trying.

I heard once someone very petty say "Some people out there think that buying clothes, makeup or drink is like having personality and dear, you couldn't be more wrong about it."

And tbh i'm inclined to agree

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Is it okay if I ask a question about something I have a problem with? I had a conversation about the whole psychology transgender thing and I'm still confused how the hell that all works. Its genuinely a very tiring topic but I don't really accept it at all. I could provide screenshots for context too. I even went through wanting to transition into a man but I got out of that and had my own issues with myself. So yeah. Is it okay if I wanted to ask about stuff?

Sure, go ahead. There's also a general trans thoughts and musings thread you might find helpful.

 

[Haramburger]

I'm getting tens of trashcan stickers in the Doordash Delivery Girl thread just for pointing out that the pantsless dicks-out customer was maybe, possibly, sorta-bad for having his rod out while expecting delivery. Is this what being a femoid is like? Getting moid hate just for nooticing? Sorry gals, #ImWithHer now

 

[Otterly]

I'm getting tens of trashcan stickers in the Doordash Delivery Girl thread just for pointing out that the pantsless dicks-out customer was maybe, possibly, sorta-bad for having his rod out while expecting delivery. Is this what being a femoid is like? Getting moid hate just for nooticing? Sorry gals, #ImWithHer now

No one comes out of that story well. But you gotta pick a side these days…

 

[Squanto Airi]

But you gotta pick a side these days…

Yep, nuance be damned, one must be 100% on a side of 100% of all arguments otherwise you're a fence sitting cuck.

 

[Lentil Soup]

I'm getting tens of trashcan stickers in the Doordash Delivery Girl thread just for pointing out that the pantsless dicks-out customer was maybe, possibly, sorta-bad for having his rod out while expecting delivery. Is this what being a femoid is like? Getting moid hate just for nooticing? Sorry gals, #ImWithHer now

I wasn't super interested in this one, but didn't she enter the house? Wouldn't his junk technically be protected by a solid door?

 

[Haramburger]

I wasn't super interested in this one, but didn't she enter the house? Wouldn't his junk technically be protected by a solid door?

I never saw the video or got a clear visual on the front door situation, but both parties involved confirm penis was seen and media of it was recorded/sent to Doordash, which is why both their accounts were terminated. She was banned for filming it, and he was banned for being filmable and a bad drop-off customer.

 

[Lentil Soup]

I never saw the video or got a clear visual on the front door situation, but both parties involved confirm penis was seen and media of it was recorded/sent to Doordash, which is why both their accounts were terminated. She was banned for filming it, and he was banned for being filmable and a bad drop-off customer.

I think this is just an Oops All Retards situation then. She should have followed the instructions on the order (if I remember right she was supposed to just leave the food?) but if he was gonna open the door (if he was the one who opened it) it isn't hard to throw some pants on first, even if you're drunk. We should make delivery people wear bodycams.

 

[Two Frogs]

I'm getting tens of trashcan stickers in the Doordash Delivery Girl thread just for pointing out that the pantsless dicks-out customer was maybe, possibly, sorta-bad for having his rod out while expecting delivery. Is this what being a femoid is like? Getting moid hate just for nooticing? Sorry gals, #ImWithHer now

On the one hand seeing a passed out guy's limp penis is probably not the worst thing that's ever gonna happen to her in her life. He was in his own home; you can be naked in your own home, that's always been allowed. If he didn't expect her to come in there's no reason to put pants on.

On the other: if he did it on purpose (not really seeing a motive because if you're a sex pervert you want to be awake to experience the situation you caused but sometimes sex perverts don't need to make sense) that's really fucked up and gross.

From what I read of the situation, it is contested as to who opened the door. If she opened it, her fault. If he left it open and then took his pants off, his fault. If it just blew open and he was passed out, it's just a horrible accident but if she was going to look into his house out of concern she probably shouldn't have filmed his dick!

Like. The filming him passed out and pants off part. If he is legitimately unconscious it's pretty obvious the man's not trying to penis you, lady. If he's not unconscious why would you risk going in there?

As a foid I have nothing but criticism for her actions. If it was an old lady passed out with her pants down and DoorDash girl filmed that, I think people would feel a lot differently.

But at the same time... do not order delivery, then take your pants off. Just don't.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

My lukewarm take is she was retarded for filming it, but he was also retarded for getting so plastered he got naked after ordering food. He was on his own property, so there's nothing criminal about what he did, but still - what a retard. I hate that we have to know in detail about other people's stupid lives like this, and that having the Correct Take on this shitshow is super important to show what a moral person you are. Honestly, I'm getting tired of all the social signaling and moral grandstanding that happens online in general. Nobody is making the world a worse or better place by having an opinion about the fucking Doordash girl, my god.

Unrelated, but when I used to lurk years ago, @Haramburger was one of my favorite username and pfp combos. My other favorite was @J.K.K.K. Rowling.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Is it okay if I ask a question about something I have a problem with? I had a conversation about the whole psychology transgender thing and I'm still confused how the hell that all works. Its genuinely a very tiring topic but I don't really accept it at all. I could provide screenshots for context too. I even went through wanting to transition into a man but I got out of that and had my own issues with myself. So yeah. Is it okay if I wanted to ask about stuff?

The thread is for female advice. Doesn't specify what you need female advice on.

 

[Lentil Soup]

My lukewarm take is she was retarded for filming it, but he was also retarded for getting so plastered he got naked after ordering food.

Most important take. If he wanted to get hammered he should have just made some easy mac. These delivery apps are just way too expensive. He could have had enough money to buy sweatpants and more alcohol if he had just eaten at home.

 

[Plastic Paddy]

My lukewarm take is she was retarded for filming it, but he was also retarded for getting so plastered he got naked after ordering food. He was on his own property, so there's nothing criminal about what he did, but still - what a retard. I hate that we have to know in detail about other people's stupid lives like this, and that having the Correct Take on this shitshow is super important to show what a moral person you are. Honestly, I'm getting tired of all the social signaling and moral grandstanding that happens online in general. Nobody is making the world a worse or better place by having an opinion about the fucking Doordash girl, my god.

Unrelated, but when I used to lurk years ago, @Haramburger was one of my favorite username and pfp combos. My other favorite was @J.K.K.K. Rowling.

I also think that girl is not mentally sound from her reaction to that. Two wrongs do not make a right, she could've just said this is dumb and moved on with her life but she wanted the attention.

 

[Lentil Soup]

I also think that girl is not mentally sound from her reaction to that. Two wrongs do not make a right, she could've just said this is dumb and moved on with her life but she wanted the attention.

For real, if you work in or around people's homes you inevitably see some weird shit when they weren't expecting you to be there at that second. If you want to keep your job you don't film them and put it on tik tok.