Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

irans idea of safe passage involves paying a couple million usd in ransom money, asking the ayatollah for permission to pass, and not being israeli, emirati or american because they will fire at you anyway, and somehow youre supposed to believe they will do what they havent been able to do since the start of the war and actually tell their coast niggers to hold fire and not attack your ship

the article is hilarious in other ways too, it says some fr*nch faggot claims the attack on the french ship was just a misunderstanding and france was "in no way the target" :story:
 
Fox is reporting it now to
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People here seem confused as to why Trump isn't continuing the bombing during the summit and asking what Trump thinks he's going to get out of Xi by delaying.
I honestly don't mind how long Trump stretches this out. Gas prices are bleh, but they're not back-breaking, and the midterms have always been a long shot.
It's mostly just rumors about him opening the blockade with no concrete concessions, such as the uranium being in our possession, that annoy me.
If he wants to drag things past the summit until bombing restarts, more power to him. I just don't want him taking away leverage in the vain hope of proving how reasonable he is to a bunch of genocidal zealots.
 
I honestly don't mind how long Trump stretches this out. Gas prices are bleh, but they're not back-breaking, and the midterms have always been a long shot.
It's mostly just rumors about him opening the blockade with no concrete concessions, such as the uranium being in our possession, that annoy me.
If he wants to drag things past the summit until bombing restarts, more power to him. I just don't want him taking away leverage in the vain hope of proving how reasonable he is to a bunch of genocidal zealots.
You can never say with Trump. On the one hand he is stubborn as fuck when his pride is involved which is a good thing in this case. But he also does have a TACO streak where he immediately pivots and starts gaslighting his own people trying to make them fall in with the new party line. Most famously the "Epstein files? What? I never said I'd release that! There is nothing to release! It's a democrat witch hunt all along why are we even talking about it!!" debacle. But even during the war his low point was when he tried to float the idea of some kind of joint toll regime along side the Iranians on the strait like it was his idea. It was so retardedly dumb and weak that I think he mentioned it once and someone got in his ear and told him even his sycophants were not gonna buy that one and never to speak of it again.

But yeah that's why I said earlier there are a few crucial pivot points to any actual deal that will determine whether he got what he wanted or is just trying to cut bait and save face. The HEU final location and strait toll situation being the chief two because they are instant and falsifiable. Either we have the material or we don't. Either Iran is not allowed to charge a toll or they are. No amount of spin or Jedi mind tricks can alter those outcomes.
 
some russian sites occasionally publish memorials for the fallen, there's a bunch of pics of these floating around the web that are full of obituaries for fallen soldiers with birth years 2004, 2005, 2006
really bleak and depressing
America not nuking moscow and cutting it up into pieces while it had the chance will forever be a mistake that will haunt them for centuries.
Ok you orange niggercunt, a week is a fucking week. No more extensions. If the Shah isn't crowned by next week+1 day, I will invade Iran myself and when that happens, Satan and GOD will both tremble in fear.
>romannigger getting funny ideas about invading persia AGAIN!

TRUMP FUCKING DO SOMETHING! I CANNOT STAND TO SEE A MAJOR NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT! I DO NOT WANT TO BE UNDER THE THUMB OF MELONI'S ITALY AND BEING FORCED TO SEE MY COUNTRY IMPORT 6 GORRILION GORILLAS FROM AFRICA AND GOATFUCKERS FROM AFGHANISTAN(AFTER KICKING THEM OUT AT THAT)!

GETTING INVADED BY ARABS AND THE MONGOLS WAS BAD ENOUGH, THE ROMANS IS TOO FUCKING FAR AND WILL MAKE ME RAM A TRUCK OF PEACE INTO THE EU HEADQUARTERS

YA TRUMP MADAD!
 
Trump claims we have "more than twice the number of missles that we did at the start of the Iran war"

I guess bullshit wise the sky is truly the limit when you dont give a shit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=B3fTasFQZ5c

A bullshitter like Trump is accidentally good opsec.

Obama's faggot ass would have been honest, GW Bush would have prayed to Jebus for the MIC to pull through, and Bill Clinton would have raped a child.
 
great and funny monlouge by tim dillon about how the Iran shit show

my favorite part is how he points out that trump is not a military guy in the slightest, he is a shit talker and businessman, he isent Patton, he went into some place he prolly struggles to find on a map with the classic boomer mentality of "Air power wins every war"

he accidentally fucked over the whole petro dollar and likely dosent even realize it yet

 
my favorite part is how he points out that trump is not a military guy in the slightest, he is a shit talker and businessman, he isent Patton, he went into some place he prolly struggles to find on a map with the classic boomer mentality of "Air power wins every war"

he accidentally fucked over the whole petro dollar and likely dosent even realize it yet
you do realize trump didnt design the war strategy all by himself, right? thats centcoms job, and other advisors and military officers too. hes not personally sending target coordinates to the air force units and he isnt leading the navy into battle on his yacht. if he was posting on xitter instead of truth social by this point he wouldve been mandated to add a disclaimer to his posts saying "the views expressed herein do not accurately portray strategic decisionmaking in war" intended for retards like you or the talking head you linked.
 
you do realize trump didnt design the war strategy all by himself, right? thats centcoms job, and other advisors and military officers too. hes not personally sending target coordinates to the air force units and he isnt leading the navy into battle on his yacht. if he was posting on xitter instead of truth social by this point he wouldve been mandated to add a disclaimer to his posts saying "the views expressed herein do not accurately portray strategic decisionmaking in war" intended for retards like you or the talking head you linked.
No no, clearly Trump is micromanaging this like a HOI4 campaign. Chain of command? Nah fuck that shit, call this the link of command, nothing but a single circle.
 
great and funny monlouge by tim dillon about how the Iran shit show

my favorite part is how he points out that trump is not a military guy in the slightest, he is a shit talker and businessman, he isent Patton, he went into some place he prolly struggles to find on a map with the classic boomer mentality of "Air power wins every war"

he accidentally fucked over the whole petro dollar and likely dosent even realize it yet

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zzaGwXUyPGk
Your go-to source on petrodollar dooming and geopolitical analysis is... an obnoxious gay fat white trash comedian with a community college education barely indistinguishable from Ethan Ralph?

Cool, just checking.
 
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Iranian official admits the blockade is working. I give it 24 hours max before he drops off the face of the earth
“The sea blockade is a much more serious threat than even war, and the current stalemate must be broken because the export of our oil and energy and the fate of our refineries is now at risk,” said Hamid Hosseini, an expert on Iran’s oil sector who serves on the energy committee of Iran’s Chamber of Commerce, in an interview from Tehran.
 
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Well, that's better at least.
The article says the red line includes the dismantling of all their enrichment facilities, including Fordow, Natanz, and Isfahan.
It also says Vance's stupid twenty-year moratorium is still on the table for some reason, but maybe the idea is that if you remove the enrichment facilities they already have, the regime will naturally collapse in another twenty years without having a nuke to hold the world hostage with.
That's assuming any of this shit is true at all, much less accepted by Iran.
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Why you all glum today?
WHERE IS THE EARTH SHATTERING KABOOM??

I just want more kino videos of towel heads being sent to hell. Is that too much to ask?
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Iranian official admits the blockade is working. I give it 24 hours max before he drops off the face of the earth
They must be getting desperate.

What are the odds of the French trying to poke the American bear and trying to support Iran? It’d be funny to see the frogs get sent to kingdom come.
 
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