Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[grump]

The same problem we have with the tariffs is rearing its head here. There is a potential good strategy with the tariffs but Trump has a typical old classic New Yorker big mouth so there is this constant back and forth practically hourly will he won't he seesawing the market. I mean some of that could be chalked up to strategy and keeping your opponents guessing but too much of it and you just end up damaging the market through constant nonstop chaos and erosion of good will. You're not only signaling to rivals but also to potential allies who might appreciate some level of assurance.

For this, yeah I guess you want to keep the enemy guessing and I know that we don't have all the behind the scenes info but its really hard to see what sort of advantage Trump gets blueballing his supporters and the shipping industry again who might potentially join his side if he starts getting results and continuing to refrain from just smacking the mullahs down for the 5th totally legit peace talk brokered by Pakistan. Maybe they are keeping some super secret privileged information that would have this make sense even though the last four were completely pointless, so in that case with the situation changing so rapidly hour by hour perhaps its best to keep the tweeting down to prevent so much whiplash back and forth. But who am I kidding this is Trump...

The escort initiative was a step in the right direction. Showing the world we can reopen the strait without an Iranian buy in. Really hope we can stop dicking around and get back to the real progress.

 

[mingo mongo]

Alright kiwi sisters, today we are going to practice our cope for when Trump inevitably concedes on a bad deal and the whole world bursts out laughing in unison.


When i say: Iranian pinky promises to pause enrichment for a few years mean nothing
You say: 100% destroyed and buried under ground (even more then last time), Trump will personally remove each and every uranium canister himself! !!!

When i say: Freedom of navigation was a thing before and the US has literally achieved nothing
You say: I own an oil refinery and Uncle Donald make me rich! Brilliant move Mr. President. Perhaps best ever!

When i say: The US has conducted its negotiations with the grace and dignity of a homeless man involuntarily shitting himself
You say: My commander-in-chief wrote the Art of the Deal, and shitting yourself is the only language these savages understand !

When I say: This war has thus far succeeded in little more then empowering Russia and China. While making the latter seem like a bastion of sanity, and a respectable trading partner
You say: Chinks drool, and also we like Russia now that we have the shared experience of being raped by a supposedly inferior power using basic drones. HOLD ME VLADIMIR!

When i say: America has (again) betrayed its allies and pussied out just like they did in Vietnam and Afghanistan
You say: Shut up indian nigger, kike, gypsy, faggot! USA USA USA !

When i say: The US was (again) humiliated by the sandiest of sand niggers, and is a rapidly declining as an empire with fewer and fewer real friends
You say: PLEASEEEE MR NETANYAHU PLEASE can i suck on your penis for just a little bit longer? Gulp, gulp, gulp.


In all your responses do make sure to emphasize how much you don't, and never did, care about this gay conflict. Insist that it is irrelevant, and that the rest of the world should sort it out themselves if they care so fucking much. Gosh...
Also at any and all times, and regardless of context, make sure to insist that your interlocutor is probably some flavor of brown / Indian. (Just not Jewish. You like them now) and is only MATI because they desperately, desperately want to be American.
Most importantly, never admit defeat. You may have said 'no more foreign wars' but if Donald says it's ok then you are with him all the way.

Alright kiwi sisters, next week we will talk about which cream to use for your distended anus, and all the AIDS you caught after so much unprotected netanyahu sex.
Cheerio.

Did you smoke meth before writing this? I’m serious, this is the type of shit I’d write back when I had a stimulant problem in college

 

[Mike_Israeltel]

"The world is going to laugh" is such a glaring tell that he's not American.

In their tiny, unstable autocracies, they can't conceive of a nation that's barely aware of the outside world because it doesn't need to be. Are they laughing? They still send us gallium in exchange for green pieces of paper, so who could possibly give a shit?

Izzat really that difficult to understand?

 

[Crex Crex]

Again with fucking Pakistan? Holy shit, they're trying so hard to preserve their beloved Islamic dictatorship. Kill all Pakis.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

It's over, bros. Iran has already drawn us as the soyjak and themselves as the alphachad.

Source | Archive

 

[1999 prick]

A verified source reported a cargo vessel has been struck by an unknown projectile.
Environmental impact is unknown at time of report.

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The vessel, identified as the CGM San Antonio (French-owned) was struck by a possible land-attack cruise missile in the Persian Gulf region, injuring several crew members, two U.S. officials told CBS News.

 

[Alphasnail]

In all your responses do make sure to emphasize how much you don't, and never did, care about this gay conflict. Insist that it is irrelevant, and that the rest of the world should sort it out themselves if they care so fucking much.

You act like we're paid twitter shills. This is an embarrassing post and you should feel uncomfortable that you put this much effort into typing it. I dont see any material reason to think this conflict makes China and Russia look more powerful in the world, even if trump does bungle it hugely. That's just a phantom that dwells in the heads of people who hate America right now. Iran is in a bad state right now. Has a resolution been reached yet? No. Is America out of bombs and interceptors? No. Are our regional allies crumbling or flinching? No, they want to kill Iranians more than trump even does.

Clearly there's a lot to this conflict that's going on behind the curtain. Im not saying that means that there's gonna be a revolution in Iran tomorrow or that the irgc is just gonna fold next week, but there are moving pieces that we dont see. Going by what we do see, like in real material stuff that exists in the world, Iran is on the back foot really bad right now. Their proxies are floundering and there are fewer sympathetic parties on their side than ever before. The damage to America has been minimal, but our friends in Asia and I guess yurop really need this ordeal wrapped up asap. If you gave a shit about reality you'd talk about that instead of Netanyahu. Nobody gives a shit about Israel as a party to this anymore. They're just one out of a coalition that hates Iran. How is crippling this state not in the interest of us hegemony?

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

As much as people incorrectly state "Trump planned for this to be over in 3 days" it seems more like the general public has some bizarre distorted sense of the duration of military operations and are acting like this 2 month engagement is the same as 5 years tanking losses by attrition.

Thank the leftist democrat 5th columnist mainstream news media since 1950s for distorting the low and no info normie perception the "who what when where why how" of everything in relation to military operations. In addition to absolutely everything else pertaining to the U.S. military.

 

[Mike_Israeltel]

What really pisses me off is I saw an infographic saying Iran had "thousands" of fag attack boats, and we only sank what, seven in one day?

Mathematically, we should continue Project Numantia for at least 9.5 months.

 

[BigJoey41X]

last month he was a reckless idiot who does whatever he wants on the world stage with no consequences (and that's heckin bad) so which is it nigger?

Just because libtards are saying it doesn't mean I said it, disregard the cartoonishly nationalistic political theater and chest beating he always puts on, there's (usually) some type of cold geopolitical rationale behind what he's doing, when he faces resistance, he very rarely actually doubles down, and becomes a more rational and level-headed actor behind the curtains.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

The vessel, identified as the CGM San Antonio (French-owned) was struck by a possible land-attack cruise missile in the Persian Gulf region, injuring several crew members, two U.S. officials told CBS News.

1) They're really bad at identifying these projectiles.
2) Has Macron surrendered yet?

 

[1999 prick]

Has Macron surrendered yet?

Almost all crew members are either jeets or from asian shithole.
I would be surprised if this is what triggered Macron to take action.

Speaking of Macron surrendering, Hezbollah has been really quiet since Project Freedom.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Cool, that means China's fine with us taking the 60% uranium and centrifuges that have no use other than making non-peaceful nuclear capabilities, right?

Source | Archive

Why the hell would the Saudis want the operation paused? Iran was hurling missiles at the country that just left their oil monopoly, not them.

Source | Archive

 

[Fat Handed Twat]

The Saudis want the IRGC destroyed, but they have to make token statements about stopping the war.

They can’t just come out and say “May the People of Eagles and Burgers prevail, inshallah”

 

[Crex Crex]

Why the hell would the Saudis want the operation paused? Iran was hurling missiles at the country that just left their oil monopoly, not them.

Pakis always lie and this is probably no exception.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Pakistan stroked Trumps massive ego when he stopped the war with India last year by nominating him for the Nobel peace prize, but he is stupid to trust them to broker a ceasefire. Pakistan plays both sides, remember they're so close with China that they are getting the export version of the J-35.

 

[Burnt Fish]

Pakistan stroked Trumps massive ego when he stopped the war with India last year by nominating him for the Nobel peace prize, but he is stupid to trust them to broker a ceasefire. Pakistan plays both sides, remember they're so close with China that they are getting the export version of the J-35.

In this case I don't think there's really any expectation of an actual ceasefire deal being made so much as I think some stuffs just going on pause until the china visit concludes.

This China visit was already delayed once by the kickoff of the conflict in the first place and I think pressing on with escorts was quickly moving to a point where hostilities would properly return since Iran was chimping out so hard over it. So rather than push for that and disrupt the upcoming state visit a second time it was just taken as a proof of concept "here's the proof we can do such an operation if we so choose" and put back on the back burner until the state visit is over with.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

So rather than push for that and disrupt the upcoming state visit a second time it was just taken as a proof of concept "here's the proof we can do such an operation if we so choose" and put back on the back burner until the state visit is over with.

I'm not seeing what it is about this state visit that's so important. What does Trump expect to gain by sitting down with the guy who just today affirmed his country is a stalwart ally of Iran that he wouldn't gain with a phone call?

 

[Ghostse]

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The vessel, identified as the CGM San Antonio (French-owned) was struck by a possible land-attack cruise missile in the Persian Gulf region, injuring several crew members, two U.S. officials told CBS News.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Suck a BRICS, Macron. Hopefully all the cucking to muslims was worth it you faggot.

The Saudis want the IRGC destroyed, but they have to make token statements about stopping the war.

They can’t just come out and say “May the People of Eagles and Burgers prevail, inshallah”

For all the (rightful) talk of Jewish shennanigans and double dealings, KSA is out-jewing the jews. They have a long standing slap fight with Iran and while I get their gay pedoworship kayfabe, at this point its completely fucking mental they haven't declared war. Other than why risk your people when there are the US (and Jews)

Again, Jews and Arabs hate enough because they are the same, and wish to destroy the mirror that is held up to them.

1) They're really bad at identifying these projectiles.
2) Has Macron surrendered yet?

Macron used France's veto to veto opening the strait resolution, so he surrendered ages ago.

Speaking of Macron surrendering, Hezbollah has been really quiet since Project Freedom.

IDF has an information blackout, Hezbollah isn't under extreme operational difficulties (read: they control no terrain and the jews eliminate them at will) so has trouble getting kino propaganda videos of TJD.

I'm not seeing what it is about this state visit that's so important. What does Trump expect to gain by sitting down with the guy who just today affirmed his country is a stalwart ally of Iran that he wouldn't gain with a phone call?

Its weitd world leader mutual izzat farming.

Realistically if Trump offered to withdraw, Iran would be happy to open the Strait again in return.

Iran has not been a rational actor in any way.

Alright kiwi sisters, today we are going to practice our cope for when Trump inevitably concedes on a bad deal and the whole world bursts out laughing in unison.


When i say: Iranian pinky promises to pause enrichment for a few years mean nothing
You say: 100% destroyed and buried under ground (even more then last time), Trump will personally remove each and every uranium canister himself! !!!

When i say: Freedom of navigation was a thing before and the US has literally achieved nothing
You say: I own an oil refinery and Uncle Donald made me rich! Brilliant move Mr. President. Perhaps best ever!

When i say: The US has conducted its negotiations with the grace and dignity of a homeless man involuntarily shitting himself
You say: My commander-in-chief wrote the Art of the Deal, and publicly shitting yourself is the only language these savages understand !

When I say: This war has thus far succeeded in little more then empowering Russia and China. While making the latter seem like a bastion of sanity, and a respectable trading partner
You say: Chinks drool, and also we like Russia now that we have the shared experience of being raped by a supposedly inferior power using basic drones. HOLD ME VLADIMIR!

When i say: America has (again) betrayed its allies and pussied out just like they did in Vietnam and Afghanistan
You say: Shut up indian nigger, kike, gypsy, faggot! USA USA USA !

When i say: The US was (again) humiliated by the sandiest of sand niggers, and is a rapidly declining as an empire with fewer and fewer real friends
You say: PLEASEEEE MR NETANYAHU PLEASE can i suck on your penis for just a little bit longer? Gulp, gulp, gulp.


In all your responses do make sure to emphasize how much you don't, and never did, care about this gay conflict. Insist that it is irrelevant, and that the rest of the world should sort it out themselves if they care so fucking much. Gosh...
Also at any and all times, and regardless of context, make sure to insist that your interlocutor is probably some flavor of brown / Indian. (Just not Jewish. You like them now) and is only MATI because they desperately, desperately want to be American.
Most importantly, never admit defeat. You may have said 'no more foreign wars' but if Donald says it's ok then you are with him all the way.

Alright kiwi sisters, next week we will talk about which cream to use for your distended anus, and all the AIDS you caught after so much unprotected netanyahu sex.
Cheerio.

Your skin is the color of poop.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Going to China to sit with Xi after your "Operation Freedom" got buttblasted by Pakistan and Iran is a bad look, especially since the Chinks love saving face.

I don't understand what at the summit could be so important. I stated this before, but Trump can't possibly be retarded enough to ask Xi for him to open the Strait.... Maybe its about drones or trade or something, but I can't believe Trump can't move the summit until late June.

Edit: Also as of today, the US has achieved none of its core objectives of securing the highly enriched uranium, getting Iran to stop funding their proxies and curtailing Irans missile program. The chances of a deal being finalized before going to Beijing are astronomically high. It’s communicates weakness to sit down with Xi while still having this stalemate.