🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[RMQualtrough]

Whoever does those AI meme songs of Hambly, make one to the tune of Phil Collins' "I Don't Care Anymore" but its "I Don't Claire Anymore"

"I can feel him, cumming in my wife tonight,
Oh bull..."

With the Jer puppet singing and an Adam Sellers puppet on the drums. There's lots of good Genesis and Collins tracks that could be Jeralyzed.

 

[Preacher ✝]

THE BULL JEW

 

[Axel]

In MX you cannot flush TP or drink the water from the tap. Still worth it though lol.

Naow see heah bish i drink all the watah i wan straot from the souahce bish I'm the ralphamale imma flush my outdoeh toileht and imma make sure i flush the TP in the watahr hole i poopen bish. Lil flushin po'blems don't scare the ralphamale, why see heah this is why im currently on da run from the authoritahs is cus i flushed and dind whipe bish

It's the best day ever

Mr. Bull came up and he smiled at me
Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see
Jumped outta bed, and I ran to my chair
My wifes Feeling extra full with love and care
ITS THE BEST DAAAAAYYYY EVEEEERRRRR

Did it blow over?
Oh, looks like it didn't.

Probably the bull is the only one blowing

 

[AltisticRight]

He should get that on each buttcheek. I don't think there's a character for "cuckhold", but that one would go on his forehead or neck.

Of course there is. It's not a character per se.
綠帽子 = green hat = Chinese slang for being a cuckold.
Or he can just dye his hair green, or wear a literal green hat. To any Chinese or those who know a bit about Chinese culture, it'll signal that he's a cuckold.

I made this for Rekieta.

(Correction of the AI: it should be zi, not what's written.)

 

[Axel]

Not only that but also mentioning how porn makes men troon out. Mr Missmanshe arc soon.

The face of victory:
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Mr. Hamshe?

 

[deskgum]

I was watching a bit of KC's coverage of Quartering's return to streaming, and Jer was shilling some gaming chair. I wish they knew that he is on record hating gaming chairs so it is extra slimy. For whatever reason he really prefers office chairs. I don't have the source handy but he was going on about it in some video a while back.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Whoever does those AI meme songs of Hambly, make one to the tune of Phil Collins' "I Don't Care Anymore" but its "I Don't Claire Anymore"

You don't even need to change the lyrics around because the whole song reads like drunk Jer cope tweets.

And as for me I can sit here and bide my time
I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind
I don't care anymore
I don't care no more

I don't care what you say
We never played by the same rules anyway

Well, I don't care now what you say
'Cause every day I'm feeling fine with myself
And I don't care now what you say
Hey, I'll do alright by myself

Now just imagine those verses with several ": ) : ) : )" at the end and then deleted within hours.

 

[Axel]

Of course there is. It's not a character per se.
綠帽子 = green hat = Chinese slang for being a cuckold.
Or he can just dye his hair green, or wear a literal green hat. To any Chinese or those who know a bit about Chinese culture, it'll signal that he's a cuckold.

I made this for Rekieta.
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(Correction of the AI: it should be zi, not what's written.)

Bing bing wahoo my ah wifes a coin slot issa getting hit wahooo

 

[Trans Randy]

Of course there is. It's not a character per se.
綠帽子 = green hat = Chinese slang for being a cuckold.
Or he can just dye his hair green, or wear a literal green hat. To any Chinese or those who know a bit about Chinese culture, it'll signal that he's a cuckold.

I made this for Rekieta.
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(Correction of the AI: it should be zi, not what's written.)

Wew, thank god Jerbear never wears any headgear to show off his flowing locks. Meaning there's definitely not a single frame of him out there wearing a green truckers' cap.

Edit: The Jeralyzer is running as I speak
Edit 2: Kinocisters.... he was right.... it's all blown over.... Jeremy Hambly is NOT a green hat cuckold....

 

[Preacher ✝]

綠帽子 = green hat = Chinese slang for being a cuckold.

 

[WonderWino]

Thread theme? https://youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJMWyświetl załącznik 8957525

Tom waits is eerily appropriate. Specifically that scene he did in wristcutters where they find him passed out in the middle of a road at night drunk off his ass, having passed out there while looking for his dog. He gets up and proceeds to give his bizarre and half nonensical speech to a bunch of randos that were barely paying attention. Though in quaterpounders case he'd probably also have pissed himself and be looking for his wife, and give a speech about how he didn't flag anybody and how his coffee is as pure as the grain alcohol he chugs like pepsi

 

[deerbeer]

He's addicted to fucking EVERYTHING, it's a total system collapse


He's addicted to food slop, which makes him thirsty so he drinks booze

But the booze makes him depressed so he takes SSRIs

But the SSRIs make him anxious, so he takes xannys

But the xannys knock him out, so then he chugs redbull

But the rebull gets his heart racing, so he starts gooning

But he feels guilty for gooning, so he copes with consooming baby toys

But buying so many toys makes him broke, so he grifts

But because of all of the grifting he has to lie, which makes him SAD so he wants to eat, etc etc......

He's like the old lady who swallowed a fly.

 

[Axel]

Tom waits is eerily appropriate. Specifically that scene he did in wristcutters where they find him passed out in the middle of a road at night drunk off his ass, having passed out there while looking for his dog. He gets up and proceeds to give his bizarre and half nonensical speech to a bunch of randos that were barely paying attention. Though in quaterpounders case he'd probably also have pissed himself and be looking for his wife, and give a speech about how he didn't flag anybody and how his coffee is as pure as the grain alcohol he chugs like pepsi

Or this one fits too 8)

[Intro]
Bad? I'm not bad, guys. I'm the good guy here.
I'm just protecting Western civilization from purple hair while I roast these beans... in someone else's factory.
See? [Chorus]
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just grifting it comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be? Lets see.
Well there's a principle in content creation
That almost every YouTuber knows
Called "survival of the Griftest"
And check it, this is how it goes
The creator who whines the loudest
Gets to beg for superchats the most
While I sit here in my studio
Crying 'bout Star Wars and going woke goes broke. (I'm just sayin)

See I found this white label supplier
Slapped my logo on the bag
Told the Quarterlings "I roast it myself!"
While the real factory had a laugh
How bad can I be?
I'm just fixing the economy.
Debt stacking up to three hundred grand
But it's totally the woke mob's fault, not me!
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doin' what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be? Let's see.

There's a hot tub in Wisconsin
And a "friend" who likes to swing
But don't you dare call me a cuckold
That's a line you shouldn't cross, king
I threatened scorched earth, I flagged the channels
While screaming "free speech for me!"
My wife’s buddy’s in the lifestyle
But I’m the real victim, can't you see? [Bridge]
Who cares if my short's are stolen reposted slop?
Who cares if the numbers tank and the debt won't stop?
I'm the hero this hobby deserves
Sipping my failure, slurring my words
I'm not bad... I'm just built different... pass the bottle.
How ba-a-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just a cuck doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-a-ad can I be?
Grifting and drinking is my destiny
How ba-a-a-a-ad can I be?
Failed coffee, failed life, failed honestly
How ba-a-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm the victim here, don't you see?!

 

[AltisticRight]

I was watching a bit of KC's coverage of Quartering's return to streaming, and Jer was shilling some gaming chair. I wish they knew that he is on record hating gaming chairs so it is extra slimy. For whatever reason he really prefers office chairs. I don't have the source handy but he was going on about it in some video a while back.

He's not wrong though. Gaming chairs are all trash.
It just shows us that he has no principles and no conviction. He only sees dollar signs and he still has enough retard fans to eat up his slop.

 

[thebigdream]

He's addicted to fucking EVERYTHING, it's a total system collapse


He's addicted to food slop, which makes him thirsty so he drinks booze

But the booze makes him depressed so he takes SSRIs

But the SSRIs make him anxious, so he takes xannys

But the xannys knock him out, so then he chugs redbull

But the rebull gets his heart racing, so he starts gooning

But he feels guilty for gooning, so he copes with consooming baby toys

But buying so many toys makes him broke, so he grifts

But because of all of the grifting he has to lie, which makes him SAD so he wants to eat, etc etc......

I'll never understand people who take a combination of downers and uppers (another similarity he has with Rekieta), like haven't you just taken a round trip to your original state, except now you have two drugs duking it out for control of your mood? Isn't that just reality but worse?

 

[Dang It Bob]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=UPfb0DPpa68

 

[yydszmiteg2]

I'll never understand people who take a combination of downers and uppers (another similarity he has with Rekieta), like haven't you just taken a round trip to your original state, except now you have two drugs duking it out for control of your mood? Isn't that just reality but worse?

Usually it's a timing thing. Uppers in the morning to wake you up and get you going, then you're too buzzed at night to sleep so you take downers to sleep. Then your too sluggish in the morning so you take uppers and around you go. It is a retarded pattern but then again junkies are retarded. I think some also do it for a combo of the "fringe benefits" of their two drugs.

 

[Brit Nips]

I'll never understand people who take a combination of downers and uppers (another similarity he has with Rekieta), like haven't you just taken a round trip to your original state, except now you have two drugs duking it out for control of your mood? Isn't that just reality but worse?

Not if you want to get zooted. And drugs/drug combos dont always effect users the same way.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UPfb0DPpa68https://preservetube.com/watch?v=UPfb0DPpa68

AI Hannah is unrealistically hot

It's starting to become an issue

 

[McSneaks]

Usually it's a timing thing. Uppers in the morning to wake you up and get you going, then you're too buzzed at night to sleep so you take downers to sleep. Then your too sluggish in the morning so you take uppers and around you go. It is a retarded pattern but then again junkies are retarded. I think some also do it for a combo of the "fringe benefits" of their two drugs.

nigga it's called a speedball and it's literally at the same time lol

like jeremy's wife being married but also fucking random guys