[Verse]
Alright Jair, you win, you've got your youtube rep,
You've got too many guys, and the bull to prep,
We’ll step to the side, take your victory parade
You sure are winning king, man, you’ve got it made
[Pre-Chorus]
We won’t argue against you, we can’t even try
It’s amazing what you say when you get drunk and high
[Chorus]
You win, you win, oh you totally win
Tell us again how you pooped in the garbage bin
You win, you win, yeah we're raising your crown
Bought your friends on a discount, they'll definitely stick around
You win, you win, got your bulls on speed dial
Got a harem of work wives, yeah they love your style
[Verse]
Got a wife in the daylight, and visitors at night
Man, that double-life schedule’s running real tight
And that coffee empire, FDA compliant and legit,
Like an amazon forced creampie, we totally submit,
Second mortgage swagger, yeah you’re betting it all
On a tale, so tall, there's no way to fall
[Pre-Chorus]
But hey, we're convinced, yeah it's going real well,
Your dents will keep buying what you’re trying to sell
[Chorus]
You win, you win, oh you totally win
Tell us again how you pooped in the garbage bin
You win, you win, yeah we're raising your crown
Bought your friends on a discount, they'll definitely stick around
You win, you win, got your bulls on speed dial
Got a harem of work wives, yeah they love your style
[Bridge]
We surrender, we surrender, we wave the white flag high
But the truth is something, you just can't buy
Your card unboxings went totally fine,
And bulls at Heather's bedroom, waiting in line
[Chorus]
You win, you win, on May Fourth, you prevail
From your loans, to your views, to your coffee brand fail
You win, you win, yeah it's done, we concede
But your legacy’s a comedy you wrote while you sneed
You won against the internet's basement dwellers,
But Jair, the world knows about Adam Sellers.