💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[OgreSan]

So please put this to rest if you're willing and able. ``There's nothing here other than what I've put in this post. Its so bizarre how weird and how far people are going with fan theories and I appreciate them, but they're just so... hilariously wrong.

The fan theory he references about everything being okay is what he's probably referring to? He should be spending some of his big YT dollars and investing in lessons in literacy skills. I admit I'm a bit red in the face from seeing the unnecessary ellipsis at the end there. Holy shit, he's so smug for someone that does not include proper grammar. If you are going to appear smart, work on that shit.

Edit: Wouldn't I be getting A-Log ratings for this instead of autism?

 

[LucasSomething]

I guess dropping below 500lbs went to his head and now his wife is jealous of all the attention he'll get for it.

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>"It took me 15 years and a liquid diet but i finally dropped below 500lbs"

That's not something to be proud of yet everyone on twitter is praising him lol. Boogie would probably need 15 more years to go under 400s. (too bad he won't live that long)

blergh This guy is such a professional victim, it makes me sick just reading this shit.

"It's not my fault! It was the anxiety!"
"I know a lot of people won't believe me (he loves to say this) but it WAS anxiety"
"Man i know it's my fault but it was accident and i sure hate myself."
"The stress i go through is real. You have no idea."
"Have i mentioned i was abused by my mom yet? I mean, i know it was like a decade ago but it's still her fault i'm like this ok?"

 

[OgreSan]

So what do I tell my friends when they say boogie2988 is such a good man? Pointing out this recent stunt just seemed to bring out more "stop being mean to people online" responses. "He just wants to be a good guy" makes me red in the face and I want to reach through their monitors for a good hard smack as a response to that.

Edit: yeah I deserve these a-logs. X_X

 

[Wallace]

Y'know Boogie, when you have a psychological problem like that which is making you balloon up to 500+ pounds, maybe you should see a therapist about it?

Sometimes it's not just what we eat, it's about what's eating us.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Y'know Boogie, when you have a psychological problem like that which is making you balloon up to 500+ pounds, maybe you should see a therapist about it?

Sometimes it's not just what we eat, it's about what's eating us.

He has been, but like his diets it's wasted on him

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

I know his wife is very overweight too but does anyone have any idea how much she weighs? I have been wondering if she'd need similar surgery herself. On social media she tries to have her photos taken from the neck up with camera right in her face to hide it.

 

[Wesley Willis]

If I can predict this shit, his wife must be see through all of his bullshit. Predicting the behavior of a severe addict is no great skill. It's common sense.

Anyone close to him is a fucking enabler at this point. You could literally cut off his funds and starve him for a month and he'd be in the best shape of his life. Or just get a huge life insurance policy and hook his ass up to a Mountain Dew IV and get rich. Both seem like reasonable options.

"Hey, guys. Boogie2988 here. Thanks for your concern. It was just an argument. I wanted to go diaper shopping with MovieBlob and she wanted to find a dick cuz she can't find mine... So we got in a fight. Happens twice a month. We compromised and made up. I'll be fine, but my arteries won't."

45 mins ago:

Boogie2988 here. Here's the truth about my wife and what happened last night.

We talked after my second stream and we slept in the same bed and helped each other through the stress. Today we went to the hospital and its honestly like this never happened.

Our marriage isn't perfect. No marriage is. My anxiety can be a tough beast to handle and its hard on both of us. So is my chronic pain and my weight issues. But overall, our marriage is stronger than almost anyone else I know.

 

[Billy_Sama]

After this breakup, maybe he can shack up with DSP and be the power couple of Youtube gaming.

 

[LucasSomething]

https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988...re_heres_the_truth_about_my_wife_and?sort=top

From the pigs mouth itself, basically he's a fat idiot and more delusional than anyone ever thought

AAA He did the "i know you won't believe" thing again!

I know people who do not suffer from anxiety or mental illness like me will not understand or believe that and that's ok. But it makes it no less true.

"You know you people won't believe it unless you're mentally ill like me but it's true!"

Boogie clearly said on stream "we're looking into separating" and "She is not cucking me, she will stay here!", now he deletes the VOD and pretends nothing happened. His reply bullshit.

 

[Ethel Mertz]

What a weird series of messages. I couldn't say with any certainty if his wife is leaving him or not.

The fact that he flits back and forth looks like he can't help it; like he wants not to speak so much about it but just can't help himself.

Then I think about Boogie's history of attention seeking, and it looks like he's just jonesing strongly lately for his fix of adoring fans and is playing every card he has at once, whenever he gets a feeling. You know when a drinker stops drinking, and they double down on smoking? Perhaps his attention addiction is replacing the food.

Update

Yeah... let's see how long that lasts.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Today we went to the hospital and its honestly like this never happened.

Bullshit. You don't throw your wife under the bus in front of thousands of people and then walk away like nothing happened. She's probably too scared to bring it up for fear he'll pull another stunt like this and send even more shit her way.

>"It took me 15 years and a liquid diet but i finally dropped below 500lbs"

That's not something to be proud of yet everyone on twitter is praising him lol. Boogie would probably need 15 more years to go under 400s. (too bad he won't live that long)

blergh This guy is such a professional victim, it makes me sick just reading this shit.

"It's not my fault! It was the anxiety!"
"I know a lot of people won't believe me (he loves to say this) but it WAS anxiety"
"Man i know it's my fault but it was accident and i sure hate myself."
"The stress i go through is real. You have no idea."
"Have i mentioned i was abused by my mom yet? I mean, i know it was like a decade ago but it's still her fault i'm like this ok?"

"stress of the starvation diet" aka having a massive caffeine and sugar withdrawal because he went 2 hours without a Mountain Dew.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

So what do I tell my friends when they say boogie2988 is such a good man? Pointing out this recent stunt just seemed to bring out more "stop being mean to people online" responses. "He just wants to be a good guy" makes me red in the face and I want to reach through their monitors for a good hard smack as a response to that.

Don't feel obliged to convince anybody of anything my man. Remember that the lolcows documented here should be giving you a laugh, not making you mad.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Imagine being married to this sort of entitled manbeastmonster. His wife is in a sexless marriage but is forced to wipe Boogie's ass because he can't reach it himself. She's had to ice his ass when he breaks chairs. She fetches him food, cleans the toilet when he passes the results of a 10k calorie binge. She runs every errand, vacuums up his Doritos crumbs from every surface he comes into contact with. She has to endure it when Boogie farts and belches dozens of times in the course of his day. She is tasked with finding him clothes, shoes, underwear that fit his bloated carcass. She's had to put up with his passive-aggressive bullshit as he demands food or his child-like tantrums when he decides to limit his food and cannot cope with life because he no longer has pizza to numb him out. She's learned the folly in telling him to stop whining and take care of his life and his health because he will just break into tears and tell her she's just like his abusive mom and maybe the world would be better if he just died and on and on until she just gave up because she can't stand the sound of him sniffling and sobbing. She also knows the tears stop the moment she orders him his fifth delivery pizza that week so she gives him if it will shut him up.

I don't have to have witnessed this in person. Boogie's just like every other food addict on the planet. He follows the same addict script and his wife plays the same enabling role. She was miserable long before he began dieting for this surgery. She's dealt with his whining manipulations regarding food for years. She's now dealing with his infantile tantrums and continual whining about his reduced calorie intake. By his own admission he is mentally ill and without food to numb him out, he has to be beyond unbearable.

I bet his wife wants out now, told him so, and he engaged in Olympic-level manipulating to get her to stay. He immediately went online and told his sad story to his idiotic fan base who predictably reacted with shock, SHOCK, that this woman may be tired of taking care of an immobile whining addict and the pressure of being seen as an evil bitch stopped her from leaving. For now. I would not be surprised if he pulled a suicide card - I'll die without out you, or I'll kill myself if you leave.

tl;dr: Boogie is a manipulative piece of shit and is no different than any other food addict in how he coerces those around him into taking care of him.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Fat enablers shouldn't be allowed health insurance or Medicaid.

This should be the first clause of Trumpcare.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Is he getting liposuction or getting his stomach stapled?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Is he getting liposuction or getting his stomach stapled?

Staple, from what I read.

 

[DuckSucker]

there is no way this fat fuck is going to learn how to cook

if his wife leaves he will go back to corporate america to give himself an easy 2200 calorie meal on the regular

on the super size

whatever

Actually if his wife leaves he probably will die, so theres that. Maybe thats part of why shes staying. Like at the best of times he risks killing himself with food, especially post surgery. Combine that with being emotionally weak, upset or vulnerable and youre looking at a literal time bomb. Hed eat himself to death within a half hour of being alone, and call her up and haunt her, trying to get her to listen to his death gurgles, to guilt her, blame it on her, and so she feels bad.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Actually if his wife leaves he probably will die, so theres that. Maybe thats part of why shes staying. Likeat the best of times he risks killing himself with food, especially post surgery. Combine that with being emotionally weak, upset or vulnerable and youre looking at a literal time bomb. Hed eat himself to death within a half hout or being alone, anc call her up and haunt her, trying to get her to listen to his death gurgles, to guilt her, blame it on her, and so she feels bad.

How long has Boogie been saying he would diet and get in shape? Ten years now? No one should feel guilt over this fat load owning himself.

I'm shocked his wife still is around, honestly.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

"There is nobody in this country, in this world that is more deserving of this trophy that has done so much to bring games in to life." - Peter Moore

F U C K O F F

Guess now that his reason for living is gone, maybe he'll OD on mayo.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He wallows in drama and pity like it's gravy. Enjoy the rest of your ride, Boogie. It will be ending soon.

Maybe she's leaving him because she doesn't feel good enough for him now his body is getting so ripped. Low self-esteem is such a terrible burden.

This might be the bitchiest thing I've ever seen you say.