🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

According to Warski, the Joon doc is apparently 4 hours now.

That doesn't surprise me. At this rate, it'll be longer than The Right Opinion's doc on Nikocado Avocado

 

[Maker's Mark]

Imagine making your enemies richer every time you crash out? How has Jeremy not learned to shut his fucking mouth yet? Does he get off on this? Is it a form of six degrees of cuckoldry?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

This is so sweet. I've never seen a worse feltening, they're digging into the wood beneath the felt now.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

HE IS THE NAIL
HE DOESNT LIKE THE INTERNET ANYMORE
HIS WIFE IS FUCKING OTHER MEN
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Imagine making your enemies richer every time you crash out? How has Jeremy not learned to shut his fucking mouth yet? Does he get off on this? Is it a form of six degrees of cuckoldry?

Its wetbrain from too much drinking, just like Ralph and Rekeita..

 

[Lake_Cresva_Sailor]

HE'S A CROSS EYED FREAK

 

[Computer Guardian]

If Hambly keeps this shit up, doc is gonna be as long as when MauLer makes a video about Star Wars. Maybe.

We will never see the doc if Jer keeps accellerating in lolcowdom at speeds even the all time greatest lolcows couldn't reach, even more so if the recently found Jer creeping on mothers and thier children stream somehow manages to domino it's way into turning into a "PedoJer EXPOSED" arc with more examples of Jer creeping on children.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

We will never see the doc if Jer keeps accellerating in lolcowdom at speeds even the all time greatest lolcows couldn't reach, even more so if the recently found Jer creeping on mothers and thier children stream somehow manages to domino it's way into turning into a "PedoJer EXPOSED" arc with more examples of Jer creeping on children.

It'll drop. Worst case scenario: The documentary becomes a neverending story similar to how GenoSamuel handled his Chris Chan doc.

 

[thebigdream]

Their are more people hyped for this one show then their have been for jermies content across his entire internet history.

I'd love to know what the 'essential' Jeremy stream/vid is because everything I've seen is completely unwatchable and cringe. At least other nontent merchants like DSP occasionally create gold like the smoke detector video

 

[CluelessAquarium]

Would the quintessential Jer video not be the pissing in the basement video? It seems to be the one normal people know him for. That and his ancient "hide your CP" tech support video.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

READ FASTER JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gator_Aids]

 

[gunt cat]

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS WIFE
HE WATCHES HER GET FUCKED
HE'S A CUCKOLD
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH BUDDY

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

This Quartering situation is the perfect opportunity to act on an idea I've been kicking around in my head for a while since archiving PirateSoftware stuff.
Filmot is great but it can load a little slow and sometimes miss things that I find when searching transcripts from yt-dlp.
I vibe coded a quick and dirty app for searching the YT automated transcripts of TISM fetched with yt-dlp.
jeralyzer.pages.dev
It's a static site that just renders YT through an embed so it should work fast and hold up to a lot of abuse.
You can download archives of the code and transcript data from the site itself in the footer.
Right now it's just got TISM but I can add more transcript data if people think it's useful.
There's also instructions in the code's README for doing stuff yourself.

jeralyzer-demo.mp4
Jeralyzer seems to sometimes be able to find things Filmot hasn't indexed.

Spoiler: comparison of searching for "normie"

Wyświetl załącznik 8862744

Sharing code I've written on KF is very likely a bad idea but that's outweighed by my curiosity about the possible content generated from doing it anyway.

You got a shout out for your work on the Jeralyzer on Kino Casino, they love it. Good job Kiwi!

 

[anliteralidiot]

why is his wife even with him still? he doesn't like her, he doesn't have normal sex, he won't/can't have kids, and he calls her pussy stinky! if my husband did that, I'd leave him, and take his money in the divorce!

 

[cool4thcat]

Here is Jeremy helping pedophiles stay safe while storing child porn on their computers.

39774.mp4

Lmfao this nigga probably stole the cuck porn that fried his brain off some boomers laptop

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

why is his wife even with him still? he doesn't like her, he doesn't have normal sex, he won't/can't have kids, and he calls her pussy stinky! if my husband did that, I'd leave him, and take his money in the divorce!

1. shes a degenerate just like him and enjoys the cucking
2. she is with him still for the appearances and to avoid rumors in her town
3. Jer is the wisconsin butcher

 

[RMQualtrough]

why is his wife even with him still? he doesn't like her, he doesn't have normal sex, he won't/can't have kids, and he calls her pussy stinky! if my husband did that, I'd leave him, and take his money in the divorce!

He said it's BECAUSE they are rich they can't get divorced (well, he explained this is why a rich celeb couple can't divorce).

She won't get half. Because remember, there's a greedy lawyer with his hand out for his share. For both of them.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He said it's BECAUSE they are rich they can't get divorced (well, he explained this is why a rich celeb couple can't divorce).

She won't get half. Because remember, there's a greedy lawyer with his hand out for his share. For both of them.

celebrities get divorced all the time, he's just a retard

At some point, your own honor and happiness need to come before money, and they're both disgusting for not cutting it off.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Heather Hambly isn't discouraging this behavior whatsoever, she just prefers to be in the background as a passive entity.

There's no way Jer satisfies her even in the sense of sharing cuck fantasies, or his gay ops, it's a high school friendship.