🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[The Wokest]

November 23, 2016 was the date the White Labeling (create your own grift) company inkablelabel
Released an article about starting your own coffee grift with custom flavors n shiet:
The Ultimate Guide to Creating Custom Coffee Bags
(archive)

They explicitly tell grifters "don't worry about it when it comes to FDA regulations"

Contrary to most food products (where nutritional labeling is scrutinized), the FDA currently doesn’t have any comprehensive labeling regulations for whole or ground coffee. Unless special nutritional claims are made, coffee beans are exempt from requirements apart from the usual brand name, product name, product weight, and company address.

FDA Reg 21 CFR 101.9 explicitly says:

Foods that contain insignificant amounts of all of the nutrients and food components required to be included in the declaration of nutrition information under paragraph (c) of this section, Provided, that the food bears no nutrition claims or other nutrition information in any context on the label or in labeling or advertising. Claims or other nutrition information subject the food to the provisions of this section. An insignificant amount of a nutrient or food component shall be that amount that allows a declaration of zero in nutrition labeling, except that for total carbohydrate, dietary fiber, and protein, it shall be an amount that allows a declaration of “less than 1 gram.” Examples of foods that are exempt under this paragraph include coffee beans (whole or ground), tea leaves, plain unsweetened instant coffee and tea, condiment-type dehydrated vegetables, flavor extracts, and food colors.

Let’s start with going into detail about what content must be seen on your custom coffee bags. From there, we will move on to minor content for your custom coffee bags. Just a quick note that minor information isn’t to be considered irrelevant; this simply means this type of information will go into further detail when fully breaking down the identity of your product.

Essentially, this guide will best help you focus on the content that you choose to present to your prospective customers, for your own business and branding needs.

And then we have this jewel:


I am convinced this is the exact same article that Hamblo the ham cuck read or was briefed on or was promoted to him to start the whole coffee thing.

The funny thing is that shilling your own overpriced scam coffee is very common:

• Chamberlain Coffee was founded by Emma Chamberlain in 2019 (some ghoul lookin bish "influencer")
• Top of the Mornin' Coffee, founded by Seán McLoughlin (Jacksepticeye) in 2020 (the faggot who leeched a career out of pewdiepie)
• Bankroll Coffee, launched by YouTuber Graham Stephan, officially went live in 2021 (your financial advice youtuber sire~)

that one was funny.
And finally and the one closest to that article and the one that has been compared to Jer's scam the most...

• Player One Coffee was founded in 2017

There's a lot to dig trough here but Jer fucking up this bad could end the coffee grift not just for him but for all these people with all the scrutiny this shit is getting.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

 

[D84]

If Jer wants to ring in to KC tomorrow, do they let him on or not? That's the question.

It has the potential for the biggest kino moment of all time with PPP going full witch-burner mode against corner boy, without so much as a defensive whimper

 

[Ancap Virgin]

If Jer wants to ring in to KC tomorrow, do they let him on or not? That's the question.

It has the potential for the biggest kino moment of all time with PPP going full witch-burner mode against corner boy, without so much as a defensive whimper

PPP said no to any call with Jer cause the second he gets on call he folds like a faggot and tries to play all coy

 

[Shuhalo]

One thing that comes to mind about the renaissance faire clips, isn't that essentially what the Quartering made a million videos knocking Johnny Somali for, the public nuisance streaming?

Well the difference is is that Johnny is black (FATIGUE AMIRITE FELLAS??? BURN LOOT MURDER LOLOL ALSO THEY ARE LOUD) whereas Jeremy is white so its ok because he's not one of those blackfellas. Getting drunk at the Renfaire, staring at/commenting on children's asses and making a nuisance of yourself isn't actually that big of a deal, everyone does it, why are you all so mad?

Of course, if he got his hands on a video of Somali drunk and perving at a Renfaire, he would immediately shit out 5 videos about how its a black attack on traditional white culture and history and we definitely shouldn't lynch him for it *wink wink*

@quarter_grifter said it best a few pages back when he said that Hambly's target audience is the laziest type of racist. This goes for himself too. The white guy more retarded than the average jeet but still maintaining that he's superior because his skin is lighter. Its still racism we're talking about, but its like...the most disdainful version you can be. Maybe I'm a racism snob.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

If Jer wants to ring in to KC tomorrow, do they let him on or not? That's the question.

It has the potential for the biggest kino moment of all time with PPP going full witch-burner mode against corner boy, without so much as a defensive whimper

Fuck no. Getting Jer on a call would end up having him immediately hammered and stomping on the floor whenever people don't kiss his ass. Just look at any Cyraxx and Music Biz Marty call. That's EVERY JER CALL

 

[Lake_Cresva_Sailor]

Some of the sites will give you some free spins for creating an account, but they run out quick and then you need to upgrade to a paid account.

I make all my slop 100% free. That's why it's the lowest quality possible

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

I'm amazed you got Gemini to recreate the gunt-flap so accurately. I'm even more amazed that Jer is still recognizable with 200 pounds removed. I don't think there's anyone with eyes as gross as his.

Gemini might be the best ai in terms of image generation.

 

[DickMain]

HE CAN'T TAKE A BREAK
HE'S ADDICTED TO TWITTER

HIS WEEKEND IS RUINED

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

https://youtu.be/QyQWxQiN7lY

New Luther Morgan Coffee Investigation Part 2

Consumer fraud lawsuit
FDA regulation investigation
Money Laundering case
Divorce

 

[1NpuLs]

I just rewatched the null review of CBC and even back then, the Ingredients and manufacture is missing.

Back side from the coffee review
video from may 4 2025

 

[Plymouth Laser]

You'd think Amazon would be a little more strict about this kinda stuff, especially since its showing up for me as an Amazons Choice selection

Would it be worthwhile following the Amazon link back to its origin? Aside from him seemingly ignoring Amazons requirements which makes it almost impossible it'll show up at wallmart, he would have to provide them with that information in some capacity to sell it even if its not printed on the product? Or at least they'd be able to provide information on where it was sent to them from, be it manufacturer or third party

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God I hate all these gay ass names for coffee , all I want is medium roast ,light roast , decaf and Columbian on the side .

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

PPP said no to any call with Jer cause the second he gets on call he folds like a faggot and tries to play all coy

That and he'd do anything he could to try and get the Casino banned off Kick. That probably includes playing hardcore pornography on his end of the stream.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I'm surprised it took this long for the inevitable pedo shit to surface but the phenotype never, ever lies
at this point all irl Lennies should be collectively dumped into a ditch

 

[Zaryiu2]

He just shared a direct link to a comment thread containing clips of him following a mom and her kids loudly saying sexual stuff about her, and filming the ass of a 10 year old little girl.

He just shared that to all his fans lol.

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Lol. Some of the quote tweets are from crucifix usernames saying it's a bad look.

Mill stone ready for deployment

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

I make all my slop 100% free. That's why it's the lowest quality possible

I assume this is your channel.

What site do you use for this?

Archiving your weirdo behavior isn't ever for an "epic own" Poo-Jer, you silly nog. No one was trying to "own" Ralph, no one was trying to "own" Chris, no one is trying to "own" Tommy Tooter (who you remind me more and more of, btw). This isn't some big effort to "own" you and laugh, man. The Farms isn't really a Farm, its a zoo.

No one tries to "own" the monkey while he throws his shit at the glass, they just point and laugh.

Please speak for yourself. I own Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin. He's my little faggot puppet.

One thing that comes to mind about the renaissance faire clips, isn't that essentially what the Quartering made a million videos knocking Johnny Somali for, the public nuisance streaming?

He made at least a dozen videos saying black people and Indians ruined his local Walmart and made it gross when he literally left a trail of diarrhea across the entire store. I've never in my fucking life seen anyone do something that gross in public except homeless drug addicts. It's very telling that he thinks this stuff is normal or that taking 2 Immodium tablets before leaving his house so he doesn't shit his pants is a "life hack."

 

[Gabilan]

My Coffee Brand Coffee is under attack by the woke FDA!

 

[deerbeer]

I think Mutahar is my favorite jeet.

I like the part where Mutahar gives Jer his blessing as an honorary jeet. The Quartering is spiritually Indian confirmed.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

One of jer's stolen shorts

Some lady cooking something with orange slices as an ingredient and that's all the added to her video

Perhaps the most egregious part is that he probably doesn't even come up with the short quip before his stolen YouTube Sharts, he just looks at the comments for the original video and reads one out.

 

[Pitckus]

WHERE'S THE COFFEE FACTORY, HAMBLY?