Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[StudMccool]

You should stop being a bumbling moron who is parroting ideas you don't understand then.

but then ill lose my triefecta of protection

 

[Golden Apple]

He would give up the Strait and tell Europe to go fuck themselves before he'd give up on them being allowed to have nukes.

Iran wants nukes so bad I think we should just give them one.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

If you’re wondering how desperate Iran is for oil storage space they had to revive a retired tanker that has been empty for years.
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People need to realize this is a culture who are not above dumping raw crude into the gulf to prevent their wells from shutting down and the expensive mess that makes. They would probably have someone turning a massive valve to start the flow into the water while saying "look what America and Israel have made us do..."

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

its only 3 carriers and one of em is badly damaged, during JUST THE TANKER "WAR" we used 7
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that was ONLY for escort duty to, so we are trying to do a 200 nautical mile blockade of heavily trafficked area with about 15 ships, thats just not enough for combat operations to, the extra ships are to make the blockade feasible long term.

also new trump tweet directed at me
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Tell me Nimitz which carrier is broken?

 

[Burnt Fish]

Russia like getting money.

mind you, Russia is operating at like half capacity because Ukraine has been drone striking their major oil infrastructure for months.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

nukes been nack off tables few time form general side but good amount them keep get fired.

Wat.

Nukes are the entire reason Trump even cares about Iran in the first place. He's been autistically obsessed with them never obtaining nukes since the seventies.

I’d be happy to eat my words here, but I don’t see the Iranians giving up their nuke materials or us doing raid on their underground.

I could see Trump making more strategic bombings, and claiming he’s crippled their capacity again. We can bomb the centrifuges, again.

 

[Russell Coight]

mind you, Russia is operating at like half capacity because Ukraine has been drone striking their major oil infrastructure for months.

They sold 19 billion worth of oil last month I'm sure they'll be fine.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

From Iran International:

Salar Velayatmadar, an IRGC commander and member of the Parliament's National Security Commission, stated that based on security considerations and the opinions of scholars in Najaf, Qom, and Mashhad, as well as security officials, new images of Mojtaba Khamenei are not being released 'so that enemies cannot harm him through occult sciences.'

He also, referring to a report presented to this commission, said that when the leader of the Islamic Republic was pulled out from under the rubble, he was reciting dhikr, and the injuries sustained are superficial and he has not suffered any bone fractures.

Wilayat-madār called on the people not to worry, as Mojtaba Khamenei has held the command sessions and has taken charge of commanding the war himself.

The official from the Wilayat system, pointing out that the Islamic Republic's military capabilities have seen a remarkable increase compared to the past, stated that several missile cities remain untouched and intact, and the armed forces are engaged in the production of missiles and drones across three work shifts.

 

[Quijibo69]

A Update on my military parts job after today: We are extremely slow! We had people working in are Area from another Area! This hardly ever happens!

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

From Iran International:

Salar Velayatmadar, an IRGC commander and member of the Parliament's National Security Commission, stated that based on security considerations and the opinions of scholars in Najaf, Qom, and Mashhad, as well as security officials, new images of Mojtaba Khamenei are not being released 'so that enemies cannot harm him through occult sciences.'

He also, referring to a report presented to this commission, said that when the leader of the Islamic Republic was pulled out from under the rubble, he was reciting dhikr, and the injuries sustained are superficial and he has not suffered any bone fractures.

Wilayat-madār called on the people not to worry, as Mojtaba Khamenei has held the command sessions and has taken charge of commanding the war himself.

The official from the Wilayat system, pointing out that the Islamic Republic's military capabilities have seen a remarkable increase compared to the past, stated that several missile cities remain untouched and intact, and the armed forces are engaged in the production of missiles and drones across three work shifts.

These idiots could literally be having their fingers broken one at a time and would still claim victory.

 

[Nice Stick]

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U.S. military officials are preparing new contingency plans in case the ceasefire with Iran collapses, with a strong focus on operations around the Strait of Hormuz, CNN reports.

The plans emphasize “dynamic targeting” of Iran’s capabilities in the Strait of Hormuz, the southern Arabian Gulf, and the Gulf of Oman, including potential strikes on fast attack boats, minelaying vessels, and other asymmetric assets that Tehran has used to disrupt shipping and exert pressure on the U.S.

Unlike earlier phases of the conflict—which targeted sites deeper inside Iran—these new options would involve a more concentrated campaign around key maritime chokepoints. However, officials caution that strikes alone are unlikely to immediately reopen the waterway.

Additional options under consideration include strikes on dual-use infrastructure such as energy facilities to force Iran back to negotiations, as well as targeting individual Iranian military leaders and other “obstructionists” within the government who U.S. officials have recently suggested are actively undermining negotiations.

Renewed U.S. strikes would likely also target remaining missile systems, launchers, and production sites that were not destroyed in previous U.S.-Israeli strikes or have since been relocated.

It took them a month to start planning to target Iran's strait of Hormuz defenses? That might explain why the Navy chief of staff was fired.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Salar Velayatmadar, an IRGC commander and member of the Parliament's National Security Commission, stated that based on security considerations and the opinions of scholars in Najaf, Qom, and Mashhad, as well as security officials, new images of Mojtaba Khamenei are not being released 'so that enemies cannot harm him through occult sciences.'

We all know that Cobra's spirit is attacking Mojtaba's essence as we speak

 

[Russell Coight]

Iran feeding on cope from the English. What a timeline.

 

[Schwarzwald]

based on security considerations and the opinions of scholars in Najaf, Qom, and Mashhad, as well as security officials, new images of Mojtaba Khamenei are not being released 'so that enemies cannot harm him through occult sciences.'

These are the people BRICSheads are holding up as the future powers of the world. This is a step removed from Africans jailing witchdoctors out of fear of targeting their prime ministers.

Is this really the pony you want to back when up against the US military, guys? Alright, then.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I think he's some flavor of soy sauce Asian using a really bad translation tool for his posts.

His wording and sentence structure reads like an "all your base are belong to us" tier Asian-to-English

Please be nice to Kim Jung Un. He's just trying to enjoy laughing at lolcows to blow off steam. Every time you complain about his English a North Korean language tutor gets strapped to an artillery barrel.

 

[Hanged Man]

Iran feeding on cope from the English. What a timeline.

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Journalism causing the demise of Iran will be the most hilarious outcome.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

new images of Mojtaba Khamenei are not being released 'so that enemies cannot harm him through occult sciences.'

Well jeez if thats the case why didn't the Jews read aloud from the Sefer Yetzirah more and cause Arafat and Nasrallah to drop dead? Oh I guess they were wearing the gay wishcasting ring of protection on their finger so thats why nothing ever happened until one died abroad and the other got blown up. This is third worldism magic. No different from Africans who think albino peoples' bones are filled with gold.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Iran feeding on cope from the English. What a timeline.

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>Inb4 the trans arabian pipeline from ksa to Acre gets built and Israel becomes a major oil exporter.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Well jeez if thats the case why didn't the Jews read aloud from the Sefer Yetzirah more and cause Arafat and Nasrallah to drop dead? Oh I guess they were wearing the gay wishcasting ring of protection on their finger so thats why nothing ever happened until one died abroad and the other got blown up. This is third worldism magic. No different from Africans who think albino peoples' bones are filled with gold.

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So you're saying the Ayatollah is above the convenience store

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

That Time I Tried to Buy an Actual Barrel of Crude Oil
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"Could a barrel of crude really kill me?" I asked a petrochemical engineer captive to my persistent, doubtlessly annoying questions. It absolutely can, he said. Hydrogen sulfide gas—H2S, for short—has a terrible propensity to evaporate from crude, knock out your olfactory capabilities, and slowly suffocate you to death.
Further research conducted by iPhone, somewhere in the Raritan Bay, turned up this gem (PDF) from a state safety agency: “If you inhale ethyl alcohol vapors in a concentration of 1,000 ppm (0.1 percent by volume) for eight hours, you may get drunk. If you inhale hydrogen sulfide in a concentration of 1,000 ppm (0.1 percent by volume) for only a few seconds, you will be dead."

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-11-03/that-time-i-tried-to-buy-some-crude-oil | https://archive.is/kLFxg