Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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[draggs]

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Stud opened the stargate and now the xenotrash of the galaxy is pouring in unchecked

 

[StudMccool]

Put down the bottle Stud

im off the red bull and need to monitor the situation only so far this afternoon

>Stud is unbanned
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people are mad I was right then and Im right now


even when the Stud speculates he hits the bullseye, fuck with ya boy.

 

[The Cum Beast]

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WE ARE STUD
WE CARRY THE THREAD
WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE THIRD WORLD
WE'LL HONOR THE ISLAMISTS

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Stud opened the stargate and now the xenotrash of the galaxy is pouring in unchecked

As a member of the Asgardian High Command I will ensure the safety of this thread from any Goa'uld invasion with news posts.

IRGC-controlled Fars News says that air defense systems in Tehran and several other cities in Iran were activated in response to the presence of micro-drones and small UAVs, including the "Orbiter" type which are flying in several parts of the country


Twelve F/A-18C Hornet from U.S. Marine Corps Marine Fighter Attack Squadron 312 (VMFA-312) transited from Lajes Air Base to the Middle East, supported in flight by KC-46A Pegasus tankers.


An elite member of the IRGC Monkey Corps has injured a US Navy electronics technician stationed on a mine countermeasures ship, on his way to the Strait of Hormuz, in Thailand. The sailor, serving aboard the USS Chief (MCM-14), encountered the monkey and was injured while ashore in Phuket and later transferred to a U.S. base in Japan for treatment.


The IRGC Navy has laid more mines in the Strait of Hormuz this week, according to Axios, citing a U.S. official.️ The U.S. military knows how many new mines Iran has deployed and has been tracking the IRGC activities closely.

 

[mindlessobserver]

well reality would disagree

That's because the Ford has already done two back to back tours with only a week off for shore leave in Croatia. The ship and its crew are going to be a mess after more then a year at sea. Its all but a given quite a few sailors have gotten "dear john" letters.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

IRGC-controlled Fars News says that air defense systems in Tehran and several other cities in Iran were activated in response to the presence of micro-drones and small UAVs, including the "Orbiter" type which are flying in several parts of the country

So much for that "It was totally just a training exercise, bro" thing.

 

[mindlessobserver]

its only 3 carriers and one of em is badly damaged, during JUST THE TANKER "WAR" we used 7

I have to double post because you are such a retarded nigger. I think its impossible for you to say something else stupid after I quote post your last dumb contribution, and you prove me wrong

The tanker war lasted SEVEN YEARS Stud. 7 carriers were deployed OVERALL. We didnt have 7 aircraft carriers deployed there the entire time for Christ's sake.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Can confirm. We all met in the reptilian caves underneath the Salt Lake LDS Temple.

Dammit, ᐊᓈᓇᙳᐊᖅ, I told you NOT to buzz the vegetable Ayatolla and try to steal his turban!

 

[Nathan Higgers]

That's because the Ford has already done two back to back tours with only a week off for shore leave in Croatia. The ship and its crew are going to be a mess after more then a year at sea. Its all but a given quite a few sailors have gotten "dear john" letters.

Nice cop out, but we know that the IRGC, using their unknown techniques, have completely destroyed that ship and stolen it's nuclear core. A nuke is being developed right now inside of Iran and this is precisely why they agreed to the ceasefire.

Spoiler: Leaked image of the attack

 

[StudMccool]

I have to double post because you are such a retarded nigger. I think its impossible for you to say something else stupid after I quote post your last dumb contribution, and you prove me wrong

The tanker war lasted SEVEN YEARS Stud. 7 carriers were deployed OVERALL. We didnt have 7 aircraft carriers deployed there the entire time for Christ's sake.

re read my post, the source itself outlines that it was specifying a 1 year period



this is not a small point to take into consideration, we thought we need 7 for simple escort duty yet think we can do a blockade with less than half that.

And as you said these sailors are exhausted and largely dont know why they are fighting this war

 

[mindlessobserver]

re read my post, the source itself outlines that it was specifying a 1 year period
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this is not a small point to take into consideration, we thought we need 7 for simple escort duty yet think we can do a blockade with less than half that.

And as you said these sailors are exhausted and largely dont know why they are fighting this war

Your AI is deranged. Operation Earnest Will was a tanker covoy escort mission. The largest surface warship the USA used for it was the USS Missouri, a BATTLESHIP. The only thing of note that happened was a couple of our destroyers used some Iranian oil platforms for target practice.

 

[StudMccool]

Your AI is deranged. Operation Earnest Will was a tanker covoy escort mission. The largest surface warship the USA used for it was the USS Missouri, a BATTLESHIP. The only thing of note that happened was a couple of our destroyers used some Iranian oil platforms for target practice.

its ok to be wrong boss, I do it all the time

per US NAVY

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

>when Iran makes a deal, or something else happens

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He also told a journo whining about the timeline to shut the fuck up and look at the length of past conflicts if he wants to rush shit so much.
Also, the new name for Iranian speedboats is "wise guy ships."

0:47

 

[mindlessobserver]

its ok to be wrong boss, I do it all the time
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per US NAVY

I didnt say there was no carrier in theater for the mission. I said no carrier was used to escort. And one carrier is not seven.

 

[StudMccool]

I didnt say there was no carrier in theater for the mission. I said no carrier was used to escort. And one carrier is not seven.

last post on this particular issue as I geniunally dont want to derail but I dont like how cassualy my well sourced info is attacked whil you can be so confidently wrong

you said and I quote

The largest surface warship the USA used for it was the USS Missouri, a BATTLESHIP.

like I said man, no need to dig in your heels about stuff that is very much a matter of easy to find record.

do you want me to find the navy history museum links to the other 6 ships for you to admit Im right? I can do it, it will take me a min but I can do it


BTW this is all relevant cause we are discussing why we need more than 3 carriers to be effective

also, I HIGHLIGHTED IT MAN come on

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Elite IRGC Thot Brigades have been activated. Their e-whore posting on social media sites will make the soldiers of the Great Satan and Zionist Entity quivering simps!

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If they don’t get their oil moving, their whole oil infrastructure is going to explode.

Because they have no place to store it.

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Reporter: Would you use a nuclear weapon against Iran?

Trump: No. What a stupid question—why would I need it when we've totally decimated them without it?

A nuclear weapon should never be allowed to be used by anybody.

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Reporter: What do you say to the American people who question how much longer this will take? Obviously, you know they’re having higher gas prices.

Trump: You’re such a disgrace. Did you hear what I just said? How many years was Vietnam? I took the country out militarily in the first four weeks.

Now what we're doing is sitting back and seeing what deal. And if they don't want to make a deal, then I'll finish it up.

Iranian propaganda channels are claiming a freighter full of rice was escorted by the IRGC Navy into an Iranian port through the Sea of Oman. No other sources are available so until then, assume it's bullshit.

 

[mindlessobserver]

last post on this particular issue as I geniunally dont want to derail but I dont like how cassualy my well sourced info is attacked whil you can be so confidently wrong

you said and I quote

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like I said man, no need to dig in your heels about stuff that is very much a matter of easy to find record.

do you want me to find the navy history museum links to the other 6 ships for you to admit Im right? I can do it, it will take me a min but I can do it


BTW this is all relevant cause we are discussing why we need more than 3 carriers to be effective

also, I HIGHLIGHTED IT MAN come on
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Stop posting your ChatGPT prompts in this thread.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

They made sure to strike while Trump was in a live conference and couldn't call to stop them because of muh deal.

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[StudMccool]

They made sure to strike while Trump was in a live conference and couldn't call to stop them because of muh deal.
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WE ARE HOSTING PEACE TALKS TODAY

lmao

guess the talks did not go well