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A-Stump powiedział(a):
It doesn't take much to realize that like Chris, it is far more funny to see Jace troll himself. They are the very definition of a tryhard.
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Especially true of Jace. Chris could do some funny shit if he was trolled in clever ways (Largely because he has no motivation of his own and has to be prompted to do anything) but nothing trolls have done has come close to the improv comedy of livestreams 3-5. The funniest thing trolls caused (and only indirectly) was probably the Hater Hitlist with its conspiracy web all leading to Moot. How that didn't become a 4chan banner I don't know.
 
A-Stump powiedział(a):
It doesn't take much to realize that like Chris, it is far more funny to see Jace troll himself. They are the very definition of a tryhard.
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exactly. I haven't really paid much attention to Chris for several years - I read up on him when I was first getting to know internets, 4chan and ED back in 2008 - but the damage Jace does to himself by putting up videos and responding to trolls is remarkably similar to the ridiculous foot-bulletery that Chris seems to be adept at. It's like Deagledad says - this ride never ends.
 
WachtAmWeb powiedział(a):
exactly. I haven't really paid much attention to Chris for several years - I read up on him when I was first getting to know internets, 4chan and ED back in 2008 - but the damage Jace does to himself by putting up videos and responding to trolls is remarkably similar to the ridiculous foot-bulletery that Chris seems to be adept at. It's like Deagledad says - this ride never ends.
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First, he can be like-I don't think I'll ever make it, I don't want to be a Marine anymore. I'll never make it...
Then, he can be like-I AM COMMANDER STRYKERRRRRR

Even if we aren't getting much in the way of content, we still have the livestreams and other material to enjoy :)
 
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I've made a portrait thingy of Commander Stryker.
It's rather rushed, because I've wanted to finish it as soon as possible to change focus to something else.
 
Sweet and Savoury powiedział(a):
Gun kata? That sounds rather dangerous and some what contra-indicated.

Why would you want to fight hand to hand with pistols?
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I think Jace would be better off taking some form of Jujutsu or another martial art that incorporates defense against weapons in close range. But he'd probably try to incorporate parkour into it and fail miserably. Or, if by some miracle, he actually manages to disarm his assailant, he would spin the gun like a TRUE and HONEST marine would, and end up shooting himself.
 
trueandhonestfan powiedział(a):
I think Jace would be better off taking some form of Jujutsu or another martial art that incorporates defense against weapons in close range. But he'd probably try to incorporate parkour into it and fail miserably. Or, if by some miracle, he actually manages to disarm his assailant, he would spin the gun like a TRUE and HONEST marine would, and end up shooting himself.
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To learn an actual martial art takes an insane amount of practice. I don't think Jace has the patience for it. More importantly, I don't think any martial arts dojo would have the patience for him (other than to take his money and keep him a white belt). Most likely, if he were to incorporate another martial art into his schtick, it would be him claiming to be an nth degree black belt in something, with no comprehension of how many years of hard training that would actually take.
 
If Jace went to a TRUE and HONEST dojo and took martial arts lessons he'd probably think the stretches and exercises were gay and he'd hate that they wouldn't let him spar right away.

So he does gun kata and plays with an airsoft like a little kid.
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
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This is seriously one of the dumbest fucking things he's ever said
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Y'all aren't Scholars of History. Airsoft guns as they exist are a modern invention. Take the Chinese (please! rimshot): they had cannons hundreds, if not thousands, of years before western technology had advanced to a point to develop "gunpowder". The Chinese did this with Air-powered Soft-bodied Cannons, a design of metals and leathers and wood which allowed them to be filled with compressed air and then detonated by releasing the stopper.

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See the diagram? This gentlemenly chinaman is pulling the plug on the air-filled chamber and is launching a 254mm bb directly at his opponents. It wasn't until Marco Polo saw these devices used centuries later, and being unable to figure out how to compress air, that gunpowder was introduced.

Airsoft IS a real gun as made by Glorious China. "real guns" are for sissy westerns who can't physics.
 
Jace is just bitter that he has a felony and can't get a real gun.

Oh, and mommy doesn't want him to get a real gun. I can't say I don't blame her.
 
Uhh Western civilizations didn't invent gunpowder. It was invented by Chinese alchemists and was effectively used in weapons by many eastern civilizations, usually in the form of primitive rockets or arrow barrages from early missile batteries (the Koreans mastered this during Japanese invasions). It was only until much later that gunpowder was used for personal infantry purposes, true, but history is history.
 
A-Stump powiedział(a):
Uhh Western civilizations didn't invent gunpowder. It was invented by Chinese alchemists and was effectively used in weapons by many eastern civilizations, usually in the form of primitive rockets or arrow barrages from early missile batteries (the Koreans mastered this during Japanese invasions). It was only until much later that gunpowder was used for personal infantry purposes, true, but history is history.
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What would happen if Jace joined up with the Army. Actually, could he join the Army?

Pros:
Boot camp may beat him into shape.
The Army always needs another cannon fodder/bullet deflector/IED kicker.
Stupid, won't question orders.
(Hey Jace, run up and kick that bag in the middle of the road with the wires sticking out.)
Is probably dumb enough to run out from behind cover as a distraction because he believes that his bullet wounds will magically heal.

Cons:
He's Jace.
Only experience is with airsoft guns.
He's stupid, hates Muslims, and is trigger happy. That's asking for a massacre.
He's Jace.
Would fail the drug tests.
Physically weak.
Mentally weak.
Just all around weak.
Might fail psych test.
He's Jace.

But really, I think intense training could knock some sense into the pot smoke filled abyss between Jace's ears.
 
Dork Of Ages powiedział(a):
Holy fucking God, this is a level of laziness and faggotry I never saw before. At least Chris wasn't the one that intended to get a :tugboat:
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Would it be ethically wrong to burn down Jace's house? I mean, he is scamming the American people and is openly bragging about it. That has to be a crime.
 
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Alp_Aslan powiedział(a):
How can be someone a anarchist and still want to serve in the army ? Seems very unusual.
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He's a retard.
More specifically, he doesn't understand what an anarchist is, only that it has something to do with "fuck the po-po!"
So he happily claims to be an anarchist despite being completely dependent on the Government teat to maintain his lifestyle and fetishizing the military.

Actually, the whole "hating the thing you're dependent on" thing sounds like every anarchist ever. So, maybe he does have a better grasp on it.
 
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