Jace Connors, ParkourDude91 General

[Fapcup]

One thing I don't understand though... His mom forbid any troll encounters and violent video games... She's a christfag to the bone, and while she's nothing short of delusional if she thinks that violent vidya+trollery is solely to blame for Jace's issues, surely they didn't help...

So why doesnt she do something about what seems to be his biggest
crutch/obstacle: The insane delusion that he'll ever be a soldier or is a veteran.

Not only must it be disturbing to see him cling on to his denial of reality, it's also illegal in many states. Since she monitors his internet, surely she must be aware of it?!?

 

[StallChaser]

Cute, but Soap looks a little on the chunky side.

That's because it was too cold for parkour and he's been inside a lot. Now that it's warmer, he'll get back in shape.

Also the camera... err... pen, mouse.. drawing tablet thingy or whatever... adds ten pounds.

 

[Daario Naharis]

Oh hey guys, what's going on in the Deagle Nation threads?

 

[Randall Fragg]

I just learned about Jace. Wow. He's like a pothead, extra-retarded, gun fucking, crazy survivalist version of OPL. Just, wow.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Does Jace think marijuana is infinite? Why does he just keep on smoking?

 

[RP 520]

I just learned about Jace. Wow. He's like a pothead, extra-retarded, airsoft fucking, crazy survivalist version of OPL. Just, wow.

fixed as Jace would probably piss his pants firing off a real gun.

 

[ParkourDude91]

fixed as Jace would probably piss his pants firing off a real gun.

FALSE THATS MY LIFESTYLE OK

He so desperately wants to be a Big Boy. He broke down and sobbed like a baby while playing ArmA2, how do you think he'd react to actual gunfire?

You wanna find out come ot massachusets and face me man to man.,

 

[BT 075]

You wanna find out come ot massachusets and face me man to man.,

He's just a wannabe marine he never even died for our Freedom and rights. I actually went to Nam back in the day and lost two legs for this country then my friend who is a fisherman gave me titanium legs and I came to his wedding and that is on this site! Its because I prayed a lot to god and Jesus and The Dude just smokes weed and looks at his carpet that was stolen once by burglars.

All he does is like lay on a carpet and like do nothing like a nerd ha thats gay lol.

 

[ParkourDude91]

He's just a wannabe marine he never even died for our Freedom and rights. I actually went to Nam back in the day and lost two legs for this country then my friend who is a fisherman gave me titanium legs and I came to his wedding and that is on this site! Its because I prayed a lot to god and Jesus and The Dude just smokes weed and looks at his carpet that was stolen once by burglars.

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All he does is like lay on a carpet and like do nothing like a nerd ha thats gay lol.

Wow can you say Carpet Faggot or what?????? I can

 

[Seahorses]

Wow can you say Carpet Faggot or what?????? I can

I thought you were supposed to accept alternative lifestyles now.

That looks like a lot of lost points.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

You wanna find out come ot massachusets and face me man to man.,

Jaysus taught to turn the other cheek my brotha. I know it's hard but find strength in him to forgive and rise above the hate. Stay strong.

Otherwise, you're doing great, Commander!

 

[Protoman]

Wow can you say Carpet Faggot or what?????? I can

To be fair, that carpet really ties the room together.

 

[The Mass Debater]

At this rate 'on this site' is gonna enter my everyday vocabulary.
"Dude that shit is sick on this site!"

 

[The Dude]

Wow can you say Carpet Faggot or what?????? I can

Hey man, that rug really tied the room together.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I thought you were supposed to accept alternative lifestyles now.

That looks like a lot of lost points.

BEING GAY IS NOT AN ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE OK IT IS MY LIFE OK LIKE BEING A GIRL GAYMER

Honestly, Jace cracks me the hell up too much for me to even be offended.

 

[HexBawxUno]

I still never understood "You will 9/11" other than that it seems to be Jace's "Julay", the battle-cry of his ween-trolls.

 

[A-Stump]

I still never understood "You will 9/11" other than that it seems to be Jace's "Julay", the battle-cry of his ween-trolls.

It's a pretty gay thing to do.

 

[WachtAmWeb]

I still never understood "You will 9/11" other than that it seems to be Jace's "Julay", the battle-cry of his ween-trolls.

It all started last summer, when Jace made a huge deal about going out to enlist in the Marines on 9/11 - check out the final Vlog-ust video to see all the emotional captial he poured into building this up. Unfortunately for him, a little over a week before the Fateful Day, Jace livestreamed and was sent a pizza by some kindly trolls; despite not having ordered it and being very aggressive to trolls at the time, Jace happily paid for it and ate it, prompting the entire audience of the stream to scream "JACE JACE THE PIZZA HAS RICIN IN IT". After it was explained to Jace that Ricin is a poison, Jace freaked the fuck out and had a Crucial Danger Situation, checking himself into hospital for several days (never mind the fact that if the pizza had had any appreciable amount of Ricin in it, Jace would be very, very dead). At the same time as Jace was sperging about being poisoned, Gamerfood claimed that they had sent the pizza as a 9/11 gift for Jace, proclaiming that he would become a 9/11 victim.

 

[Abby]

I still never understood "You will 9/11" other than that it seems to be Jace's "Julay", the battle-cry of his ween-trolls.

It's also the Gamerfood battle cry. Although I'm not sure if there's a big difference.

 

[A-Stump]

It's also the Gamerfood battle cry. Although I'm not sure if there's a big difference.

It doesn't take much to realize that like Chris, it is far more funny to see Jace troll himself. They are the very definition of a tryhard.