Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Stupor Mario]

https://x.com/TousiTVOfficial/status/2047364458561876390
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Apparently, the Islamic Republic’s Ghalibaf has resigned.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Anything that floats can be used to lay mines.

Poop floats.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

We are going to start bombing them again soon aren't we

Third CSG arrives Friday-Saturday.
The amount of flights into the region has been nonstop for days now.
We're going to murder them.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

I'd just like to thank Pakistan for wasting everyone's time for three weeks all so they could gain nothing but being laughed at by Indians.

 

[StudMccool]

so these niggers want to go over to a country doing NOTHING waste all our good interceptors and missles, then they expect us to foot the bill to the tune of nearly a doubling of the defense budget?

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never mind we just crossed 39 trillion in total debt (we went from 38 trillion to 39 trillion in record time btw) christ, cut em another trillion, they do so well with it CLEARLY


8 weeks in fucking iran, why was this not a 3 day thing? what a absolute clownfiesta

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

so these niggers want to go over to a country doing NOTHING waste all our good interceptors and missles, then they expect us to foot the bill to the tune of nearly a doubling of the defense budget?
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never mind we just crossed 39 trillion in total debt (we went from 38 trillion to 39 trillion in record time btw) christ, cut em another trillion, they do so well with it CLEARLY

8 weeks in fucking iran, why was this not a 3 day thing? what a absolute clownfiesta

I'd fund a $10T defense bill if it meant zero dollars go to Social Security or welfare.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

https://x.com/Faytuks/status/2047377419288399983

Gabriel is blowing his trumpet

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

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https://x.com/Faytuks/status/2047377419288399983

Gabriel is blowing his trumpet

Please, God. I don't ask for much.
I just ask that it all be made clean.

 

[Mister Fister]

Please, God. I don't ask for much.
I just ask that it all be made clean.

Garbage day time?

 

[StudMccool]

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https://x.com/Faytuks/status/2047377419288399983

Gabriel is blowing his trumpet

its only 3 carriers and one of em is badly damaged, during JUST THE TANKER "WAR" we used 7


that was ONLY for escort duty to, so we are trying to do a 200 nautical mile blockade of heavily trafficked area with about 15 ships, thats just not enough for combat operations to, the extra ships are to make the blockade feasible long term.

also new trump tweet directed at me

 

[Zoobles]

so these niggers want to go over to a country doing NOTHING waste all our good interceptors and missles, then they expect us to foot the bill to the tune of nearly a doubling of the defense budget?
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never mind we just crossed 39 trillion in total debt (we went from 38 trillion to 39 trillion in record time btw) christ, cut em another trillion, they do so well with it CLEARLY
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8 weeks in fucking iran, why was this not a 3 day thing? what a absolute clownfiesta

This is the US. All we have to do is press Ctrl+Shift+C and type "Motherlode" a bunch of times until we have the amount of money we need to fund whatever we want.

 

[draggs]

one of em is badly damaged

None of them are badly damaged

 

[StudMccool]

This is the US. All we have to do is press Ctrl+Shift+C and type "Motherlode" a bunch of times until we have the amount of money we need to fund whatever we want.

Gallium nigger, gallium.

Nah for real we live in a interconnected world wide economy for better or for worse, there is a little something called SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES

also bucko, because we made the genius idea that chinks make shit cheaper than we do, 99% of our heavy industry is overseas, we make 3 ships A YEAR in the USA and have 1 single artillery foundry and a single tank plant and not a single single purpose drone factory

we can throw infinite money at the problem it wont make a skilled workforce or industrial base just appear, both things take YEARS

None of them are badly damaged

well reality would disagree

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[Wax]

Put down the bottle Stud

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Iran was shooting at nothing, again.


Iranian news outlets are denying Ghailbaf has resigned.


Brent Crude jumped 5% after Iran started shooting at nothing. Clearly it was insider trading.

 

[Crex Crex]

They shot at UFOs. The Zeta-Reticulians are known Mossad associates.

 

[draggs]

well reality would disagree

The Ford transited the Suez Canal one week ago today and is currently operating normally in the Red Sea/Gulf of Aden/western Arabian Sea area

 

[Scout Trooper]

They shot at UFOs. The Zeta-Reticulians are known Mossad associates.

Can confirm. We all met in the reptilian caves underneath the Salt Lake LDS Temple.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Third CSG arrives Friday-Saturday.
The amount of flights into the region has been nonstop for days now.
We're going to murder them.

Its going to be brutal

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Iran may deny Ghalibaf was forced out, but it's clear the IRGC has fully subsumed the civilian government regardless.

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