🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Gator_Aids]

Maybe Luke was a Bull and he’s embarrassed to talk about it.

If Luke was a Bull he should be cashing in and doing victory laps as he becomes 3rd chair on the casino. Get a couple drinks in him and just let him run with his stories about fucking Heather/Jer.

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

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I’ve always known it, but seeing the actual proof is really something else. She’s really the dumbest bish alive. She’s defending Jer because he’s the only one that m’lady-ed her and RAZORFIST. Shes mad people are mean to RAZORFIST. Holy shit.

Craig fucked up BAD.

Jeremy was blackout drunk. If he got on mic he would've been slurring, completely humiliating himself beyond belief, possibly audibly shitting his pants, and also would be prone to having private info or confessions extracted from him with the mildest pressing.

Jer is like DSP in that he internally glitches harder and harder the longer he feels he can’t get control of and rewrite history / current narrative (re: it comes in denim). Not allowing Jer the stage is exactly the right move.

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Well the twink is coping like hell. Also beastiality is definitely a choice you made. Wouldn't be surprised if you let your bulls fuck you while you act like a helpless sheep.

Never give any attention to Hujan in this thread or anywhere else. The only reason Cog is exempt from that same rule is because it’s actually fun to watch him suffer. Nothing will happen with Venti, or if it does, nothing permanent. Going after her would be like falling off a skateboard and deciding your next attempt should be to jump a building. The consequences would be terrible for Jer.

 

[Sloppa]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

Just gonna keep enjoying the show. Jer is very entertaining, though not for the reasons he wants to be

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Jers life: Its like watching a car crash, then a bus smashes into it, then a fire starts which derails a train into an orphanage and if you think that couldn't get worse the train is full of fucking anthrax and cancer dust.
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He's living through that one mode in burnout 3 where you try to cause the biggest crash possible.

 

[SmashJT is GAY & Divorced]

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

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Gotta say, Stuttering Craig comes across as Slimy Faggot in those dms.

 

[W@rui]

This proves my theory that lolcows lack self-awareness. Because how are you acting like a tough guy on the uppercase-I Internet and looking like fucking sasquatch.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

Melonie Mac in my hot tub after playing with my R/C cars, maybe watch the college football game together with my dogs. Have a couple drinks, play some darts with Kino Casino's face on the wall. Maybe pull some magic cards from the special starter deck I got her. (I'm teaching her how to play, its so cute when she pulls a holofoil ultra mega first edition.)

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

NFL draft and the NBA playoffs. Either wrapping up PRAGMATA and the bonus simulation challenges.

 

[that_monika]

Sorry if someone's already said this, but I haven't heard the take yet and I wanted to share my theory:

I think Jeremy is nigger rich. I think he has spent his considerable earnings in the same way as a soundcloud rapper who got a few big hits and started getting money does. If a nigger rich person gets cut a 10k check, they spend it on clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. If they get cut a 50k check, they spend 100k on a car. If they get cut a 200k check, they spend 500k on day crib n sheit. And when the money dries up, because it's unsustainable, the bill comes due and they have no way of paying it. His watches, the plane(s), the RC track, the big house, the vanity projects, and so on, are all him spending like a darkie who got a couple big hits on soundcloud, or got signed to a big sports team for a hefty contract.

This would explain his apparent growing stress, and his desperation to inflate his view count to fraudulently misrepresent himself to advertisers: it's not that he isn't hasn't earned a lot of money, or that isn't still earning money, it's that he spends it as he gets it, and takes out loans against his future earnings, which are now beginning to dwindle. With revenue contracting, the debt he's taken out is likely becoming, or appearing to become, a very serious issue. This appears to be supported by his home equity loan, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

This proves my theory that lolcows lack self-awareness. Because how are you acting like a tough guy on the uppercase-I Internet and looking like fucking sasquatch.

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OMG
How is Quartering this memable

 

[Wujime]

Eeeeh I don't like Jer and Mel, but they are not totally wrong about Craig, every year he shows himself as something which goes beyond grifting.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

Try and find what the fuck these oranges are for

 

[gunt cat]

So how's your existential meltdown going?

 

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

Try and find what the fuck these oranges are for

What if the oranges are to be delivered to a Denny's? At that point a cop might order a glass of orange juice, and wonder if they got the order right.

 

[The Wokest]

is this the type of vacation where he pre-recorded and still uploads videos?
Because I think the algorithm can rape-fuck him even more if he stops uploading for a week.

 

[DominoPetachi]

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Jeremy has been doing this Tombstone LARP after watching it last week, so I made these for him. Here you go Jer.

How dare you

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

So how's your existential meltdown going?

um.. um.. .... ... anyways...

 

[Tomishamyoto]

is this the type of vacation where he pre-recorded and still uploads videos?
Because I think the algorithm can rape-fuck him even more if he stops uploading for a week.

Don't take my word for it, but my understanding is he's still recording new slop, but he won't do the daily live show with M & HBC.

He also did a "gaming" live stream yesterday and had a full-on drunken twitter crashout after, so nothing much has changed so far during his vacation.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Craig wouldn't allow Jer on.

HEH CRAIG YOU DIDNT FUCK ME OR MY WHORE WIFE IN THE ASS. I WIN!

 

[Großmann]

This ordeal has brought out a ton of youtubers that are almost as bad as Jeremy in terms of their presentation behaviors. A lot of these fucks are probably just calling him out because they know they're next on the list of falling grifters and are looking to buy a little extra time before they get their own threads blowing up around here.

Smash JT for example is fucking insufferable, as I have seen others also post here. Over half his stream, he's reading superchats and playing cringe boomer AI songs and videos from his paypigs. It's been said here that he got a pass from Alyssa Mercante, but in reality, it should be the opposite.

The Sweet Baby Inc fiasco was an amazing opportunity to bring real mainstream awareness to what is essentially a social-engineering conspiracy within gaming. Huge corps, NGOs, media outlets, federal governments, Larry Fink&Co, etc all actively propping up globohomo bullshit despite being immensely unpopular with their consumer base. Then in comes in this nigger (along with many others) and his obnoxious bullshit completely derailing whatever the movement was into "HEY LOOK AT ALYSSA, SHES CRAZY, LOOK AT THIS ONE PERSON RATHER THAN THE BIGGER COLLUSION, WHOA! ALYSSA MERCANTE IS A SEX WORKER WHOA THIS IS THE REAL STORY, OH NOOOOOOES ALYSSA JUST SUED ME PEOPLE PLZ HALP HERES THE UPDATE ON ALYSSA AND THE LAWSUIT CUZ THIS IS THE REAL STORY"

Fuck you Smash. People like you and Jer are part of the problem. You enter into situations and causes seeking attention and gains for yourselves and you're either too stupid to see the bigger picture, or you just don't care in the first place. We need to cull these circles of influence on youtube and elsewhere from these parasites.

This is 100% correct. It’s the same garbage that derailed Gamergate back then. I’ve said it before in another thread, but never trust paid activists (in this case, youtubers like the Quartering). They have a vested interest in keeping things going and have no interest in solving the problem.