🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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My favorite thing about The Gunt is that no matter how much time passes, she doesn't learn a fucking thing and thinks everyone is as dumb as she is.

Also, she's got one hell of a boiler.
 
There’s been some renewed speculation about whether Nader and Gunt have hooked up since she’s been back.
I don't think they have actually hooked up but I do believe Chantal is stalking him like she did when he chose DeeDee. She isn't renting a car just to go through drive-thrus and yell "Daddy Daddy Daddy!" on some dark road.
 
Mobile fag. Everything I wrote out was deleted. God help me, I'm going in again.

NOTABLES AND QUOTABLES:

We start off with an extensive Beezer roll call. All retards present and accounted for. We're sealing and discussing health issues.
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First fart of the night and playing with the only living thing that can tolerate her: BEEGEE. She's hundreds of pounds past being able to play with her other kitty cat.

Gets her rental car tomorrow, which she'll have until Monday. She's taking her sharting show on the road.

Without providing any evidence, she declares, "I do have a life, believe it or not."

"I don't want to buy clothes. I want to wait until I lose weight, which will happen." Ask your doctor what Zyprexa can do for you.

Pee break, which sounds more like a trickle than a healthy stream. No sound of toilet paper tearing, or the faucet running.

We're moving to the kitchen.
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Absolutely nothing of importance is discussed here. I can hear my brain cells dying. We're moving to the living room. Hold on, she wants to go to the bedroom instead. Does this bitch have butt worms?

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Farting so much, it sounds like we're stuck in the middle of Compton. Gra-tat-tat.

She still hasn't managed to dislodge that hard booger. She's snorting so much, she's sounding like a bull ready to gorge a matador.

Fat menopausal conversation about AC in cold weather.

Lots of lung butter cackling over nothing at all.

"Sometimes Salah sends me GIFs of myself that he finds." Sand niggy keeping track of his English major paycheck, all over the interwebs.

Wet fart. Zero worry.

"I don't know if I love AI or I hate it," says the woman with a paid subscription.
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"I want to regrow my hair." Ma'am, be for serious.

Takes the garbage out and one of her lungs collapses. Desperately trying to catch her breath on the boneless couch. Death's shadow is gently caressing her gourd.

Claims she was comfortable taking her hijab off in front Salah's female family members. The laughs they must be sharing TO THIS DAY.

Someone asks if she'll ever talk about why she never got a civil I.D. in Kuwait. Cheesecake responds that she'll take that information to her grave. Histories mysteries.

"I don't want to go back to Syria, no matter what. Don't worry." Damn, his family really put their collective foot down.

Here's her account on their living situation in Syria: Salah was staying at Noor's father's house. When Foodie arrived, Salah found an apartment for just the two them, located in another town.

Was never scared of the gunshots. "More scared of ghosts." This bitch.

Doesn't like the name Miriam. It was chosen by Salah.

Cups her ass, then farts.

That's a wrap! I'll probably spoiler my shit next time, so y'all don't have to deal with a long post.
 
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And, because I feel certain there’s no way they have or will see each other, I’m honestly genuinely curious to learn what could make someone think that’s possible.

I could be convinced that Gunt wants to hook up with Nader, but how could she, when Nader would obviously spill that the second it was over? I just can’t see a scenario where she’d risk her “marriage” and her “reputation” to fuck that guy when she knows the entire internet will know.
Because they are both capable of it. She risks her "marriage" and "reputation" with her impulsivity every day of the week. Even if Nader (or DeeDee for that matter), were skilled enough to use AI and/or Photoshop, they'd never be able to produce a believable Chantal doppelganger, even from the back. As to why there's so little material, he was doing it without her knowledge and wanted to keep it that way.

As to why Nader didn't push it any further, he had recently gotten out of jail, and if his probation officer got wind of it, he would have gotten a stern warning to be on his best behavior going forward.

In summary, there is no real proof either way, and we may never know. Maybe she did magically put that cat tree together herself. Around that time she also mentioned having a "friend" over (not Peetz) who hasn't been mentioned since. I just have a strong feeling that it really happened. Anyone who believes it didn't is entitled to that opinion too.
 
Shes Donald Ducking it. I cant even imagine the condition of the couch.
By the end of the year that MF is going to be grey and brown. If somebody told me that sofa used to be damn near white, I wouldn't believe them until they showed me who used it. Imagine the black, acrid, stank-ass eldritch horror fluid that you'd extract from it with a steam cleaner. 🤢 Just burn it.
 
By the end of the year that MF is going to be grey and brown. If somebody told me that sofa used to be damn near white, I wouldn't believe them until they showed me who used it. Imagine the black, acrid, stank-ass eldritch horror fluid that you'd extract from it with a steam cleaner. 🤢 Just burn it.
And then do holy rites to cleanse the area it once occupied.
 
I watched Chicken Pickle's video today on her recent rage and noticed something I find pretty funny.

She announces early that she has exciting news for when she gets back. She gets home and is bouncing with excitement to rub something in people's faces.
She says the haters plan backfired and she's incredibly smug about it.
She then tries to suggest that this news is because she didn't get kicked out of the restaurant and was asked if she was famous, but that makes no sense: when she announced she had news she was still IN the restaurant and thus couldn't guarantee she wouldn't be kicked AND she'd already told her chat that the waitress had asked if she was famous.
That was not her news, nor what she was rubbing in people's faces.
(I know this is a lot of setup but I promise I have a point)

She then says she has OTHER news.

This is her real news, the real source of her smugness; her and Salah are talking again.
But wait, why would she be smug about that? The dreaded HATERS didn't cause their fight, and no one tried to keep them apart. A few people messaged them but it was people he'd been talking to for months.
She's taking him forgiving her for things she alone said as a win against the haters who want to keep these two soulmates apart.

What is interesting about this is that she doesn't admit that part but we catch a glimpse at how shallow that "taking accountability" apology was and how, in her mind, she's already shifted the blame for what she said and how he reacted to it, to a third party.

And she knows she shouldn't say anything, she bookends this video saying she won't talk about her relationship anymore but this, in her smoothest of brains, is a WIN and she has to let all the girls she went to high school with all the men who rejected her her DAD the haters know that she is THRIVING and HEALTHY and has a HANDSOME MAN who loves her and claims her.

The problem is no one else was let in on her latest re-write and don't know that Chantal coming online, on her own phone and speaking her mind was Charlie Gold and FFG and C'estLaVie's fault.
So exactly like when she's upset about Nadar or Salah and instead pretends she's crying about missing Julia or her Grandma, she had to come up with something quick (not her forte) and then pivot into the "other" news.

What I love though is the near immediate switch to RAGE when her audience doesn't celebrate this as a win over the haters and a triumph of true love but instead go "Uhhh didn't he hit you? Didn't you tell us to remind you not to go back? Didn't you say last time you forgave all the cheating and then admitted that was a lie and now expect us to believe you this time? Didn't you say you were both toxic?" etc etc

The vibes were identical to her bragging about sleeping with The Married Man (4x in one night, guys! Aren't I just SO BAD?) and then immediately started making excuses, blocking, insulting her audience and SCREAMING because instead of a standing ovation and the cries of "Oh wow, we were wrong you're totally fuckable!" she got "That's actually pretty gross"

Now, once again, we "don't know the situation" blah blah "behind the scenes" blah blah "made us stronger" blah but with the fun new excuse of "I stopped taking my meds and that makes me go crazy! If only I had some way of controlling that!" Which is not an excuse that ever really took off before but Salah must have accepted it for her insanity in Syria so now it's part of the playbook.

Aside from that, the rest of the hilarity comes from her raging but still riding the smug "I won" high and honestly I love that combination because her brain is trying to juggle both modes and she just spends the entire time insulting herself:

People who make AI photos of themselves with my husband are losers!
People who look me up on reddit/twitter/kiwifarms all day are losers!
People whose husbands don't fuck them are losers!
People who criticize my relationship with Salah are losers! (Well Chantal does worse than just criticize, but I'm being a bit nice here)
People who go online and only do videos from the shoulders up are losers!

Final thought because this is already getting too long: She says Salah is great because he has a life, makes money and has a job. This is right on the heels of saying she doesn't want him to have a life outside of her; no friends, no work, nothing. Just sitting on the couch waiting for her to call.

I'm not even going to get into the lies about naughty pictures exchanges and the actions that result from that. Chantal had to AI her husband kissing her. And it's not for "modesty" because we've all seen his feet and dick. She just literally could not pay him enough, in 3 years, to take that picture. Or any intimate picture (and I don't mean sex).
They are not exchanging nudes.
 
Was watching a Loop Whoopin video and at one point she shows a pic where she asked AI to show her what she’d look like with hair…as if that’s all she asked it to modify…
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Hold on, what’s this down here in her camera roll preview?

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Looks like she asked AI to make more kissing pics of her and Salah 😑😑😑

I am so fucking mortified on her behalf. Perpetual teenager, I tell ya.
 
But wait, why would she be smug about that? The dreaded HATERS didn't cause their fight, and no one tried to keep them apart
Wasn’t it said that her apology video was something Salah said she had to do in order to be on speaking terms again? Everyone here said the whole thing seemed to lack any sincerity whatsoever.



A few people messaged them but it was people he'd been talking to for months.
nothing new from Salah. He’s always been trying to get in the pants of anyone who gives him the time of day and is relatively attractive. The guy even tried talking to someone in Chantal’s chat in a way that she thought was trying to cheat on her.
Now, once again, we "don't know the situation" blah blah "behind the scenes" blah blah "made us stronger" blah but with the fun new excuse of "I stopped taking my meds and that makes me go crazy! If only I had some way of controlling that!" Which is not an excuse that ever really took off before but Salah must have accepted it for her insanity in Syria so now it's part of the playbook.
Salah is either a dumbass for believing that, or he’s just doing whatever keeps the money flowing in. Maybe both. He really is Soft Hands Tall Peetz
Final thought because this is already getting too long: She says Salah is great because he has a life, makes money and has a job. This is right on the heels of saying she doesn't want him to have a life outside of her; no friends, no work, nothing. Just sitting on the couch waiting for her to call.
And now Chantal is really taking the piss.

Salah has a life, but he doesn’t want Chantal as a part of it anymore, to the point he won’t show Chantal his house. Every “job” Salah has had since hooking up with Chantal were things where folks had suspicions where there was some sort of scheme going on, and even when the perfume business in Kuwait was shown to have an actual product, people STILL thought it was some kind of shady thing (namely, some kind of fraud to get a better type of visa to stay in the country for longer), Murad claimed Salah didn’t do anything in said perfume business, and when pressed, Chantal couldn’t even say what Salah did for a living/source of income, leading folks to think that the guy was involved in the drug trade.

His life right now is just trying to get some woman to fund his lifestyle and possibly get him out of the Middle East bum life he’s got, and he can’t or won’t get a real job because reasons, so instead he just Hoovers up whatever meager scraps of money and Internet fame he can get from Chantal, while also trying to find some other woman to let him pretend to be the Arab baller sheikh he thinks he is.

I feel like the one good thing to come from Salah is the hilarious idiocy that comes from Chantal putting the guy on a pedestal.
 
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