Official Kiwifarms OTP shipping thread / Official Kiwi Farmer Bingo

[Waffle Iron]

here we go i guess, sorry if it sucks
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here a fren bingo back

 

[Grayback]

"not a dry texter"

What does that mean?

 

[clara red bottoms]

What does that mean?

Not boring to talk to. Not hitting the one word replies and forcing him to do all the effort to ensure they stay talking regularly

"Wow"
"Thts crazy"
"Yeah"
"Fr my nigga"
Dry shit. As opposed to open ended questions that prompt detailed follow ups

 

[The Repeated Meme]

here we go i guess, sorry if it sucks
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You don't specify a gender so if you're a man you can skip this one.

 

[wigga bag]

Not boring to talk to. Not hitting the one word replies and forcing him to do all the effort to ensure they stay talking regularly

"Wow"
"Thts crazy"
"Yeah"
"Fr my nigga"
Dry shit. As opposed to open ended questions that prompt detailed follow ups

ok fr my nigga is kinda fire if you are a dry texter but constantly text like a hood rat that might be at least a tad entertaining

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You don't specify a gender so if you're a man you can skip this one.
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I'm Looking for a friend but if we're close by or something which is VERY unlikely i'm down for something romantic

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I'm Looking for a friend but if we're close by or something which is VERY unlikely i'm down for something romantic

My approach to long distance relationships is to become friends first then if we become close enough we can discuss moving in together. Maybe before that flying out for special occasions like birthdays, new year, Christmas, whatever.

I'm fine with long distance relationships but they're not for everyone.

 

[wigga bag]

My approach to long distance relationships is to become friends first then if we become close enough we can discuss moving in together. Maybe before that flying out for special occasions like birthdays, new year, Christmas, whatever.

I'm fine with long distance relationships but they're not for everyone.

moving countries would be a big hurdle for me. I'm super stressed out even when traveling.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

moving countries would be a big hurdle for me. I'm super stressed out even when traveling.

You'd be surprised what you'd be willing to do if you found the right guy. I'd move heaven and earth to be with the right girl.

 

[wigga bag]

You'd be surprised what you'd be willing to do if you found the right guy. I'd move heaven and earth to be with the right girl.

Perhaps. You never know before ending up in that situation

 

[DootSkeleton]

here we go i guess, sorry if it sucks
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Since I encouraged you to post one I feel obligated to fill it out:

 

[Michael Wade]

Ah the wellspring is back open I see. Well what the hell, I got a speed dating thing on the weekend but lets see.




I didnt put too much thought into this, but if you've got issues I appreciate self awareness.

You'd be surprised what you'd be willing to do if you found the right guy. I'd move heaven and earth to be with the right girl.

I don't know how people do long distance. Maybe its just cause every chick I've met online is dry as a desert when it comes to texting.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

there was a stretch during one of our divorces when my wife was repeatedly egging me on to seriously hit on Android Raptor around the late 10s
this probably wasn't a plan to get me killed, AR and me have been chums in other onlines

 

[wigga bag]

Since I encouraged you to post one I feel obligated to fill it out:
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You're cool!

 

[dick brain]

 

[clara red bottoms]

there was a stretch during one of our divorces when my wife was repeatedly egging me on to seriously hit on Android Raptor around the late 10s
this probably wasn't a plan to get me killed, AR and me have been chums in other onlines

ANDROID RAPTOR DID NOTHING WRONG.

Free my nigga!

 

[long waters]

here we go i guess, sorry if it sucks
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I'm not sure how "into art" and how "into worldbuilding" you mean. I appreciate good worldbuilding in a book, but I wouldn't be into doing that myself.
I really need to work on the dry texting shit. Most of the time idk what to say/ask. I should really practice the Snake / Metal Gear method more often.

 

[Michael Wade]

Alrighty, Random Bingo for shits and giggles here we come. (Just did April for now.)

Before anyone comes for me I know no man wants my picky ass and that's why I'm still single ok? Please take this as lightheartedly as I made it:

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Im not really a fix it guy, but im good at finding solutions online, and comedy is subjective, but I seem to make people laugh by being my honest self.

why not

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Im not good at figuring out when to take the lead, but I can do it when I understand the Rhythm I guess. Ive only been in one relationship, but we had good vibe going 6 years, till covid turned everything upside down.

Updated card because fuck it
We ball
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Reasonablly athletic with a personal trainer to keep me on my toes. Im good at typing, but my handwriting isnt great and im more of an ideas guy then a cohesive storyteller.

6.1 Dirty (mostly brown) blond, my ass is 32 inches ( learning new things everyday!) My patience level is normally pretty chill, but I recently found out I have minor anxiety when people I care about are suffering and I cant help them. Otherwise Im perfectly fine with confrontation.

Pro gun on principle but ive never fired one.

My lovequest has only just begun.

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This is probably the most honest dating site on the capital I internet.

Huh this is actually pretty difficult. Doesn't look like a match but ill fill what I can.

Spoiler

I can get absent minded sometimes but that probably doesn't qualify as retarded. Hunting would actually be cool but I don't have strong feelings one way or the other. Like Weeb and nerd shit in reasonable amounts. Sounds fun but I make no guarantees. I usually keep my opinions to myself but I can turn the filter off.
Can be occasionally anti social after work and enjoy the idea of just chilling at home after a tiresome day. Im not really that weird compared to most people on here for better or worse lol

 

[Spooky all year]

I should update my card or repost it.

Anyone that sent feet pics to Meiwaku need not apply though. The fact that people went ahead and did that still blows my mind lmao.

 

[Michael Wade]

I should update my card or repost it.

Anyone that sent feet pics to Meiwaku need not apply though. The fact that people went ahead and did that still blows my mind lmao.

Feet is the one fetish I will never remotely understand. You can't do anything with feet.

If anybody beyond April is seriously active and not too crazy cool. But knowing my luck they'll likely have latent Bipolar caused by a growing brain cyst or some shit.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'm debating doing one of these but knowing how OP turned out I'm not sure if I should