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Do modern women still want vampires? Vampires cannot get photographed. What use is a sexy vampire BF if you cant show him off on social media?
Can they be drawn or painted? If so, sounds like the ideal BF for a possessive art hoe:
"My boyfriend is so precious you wenches literally can't even see him unless I want you to give you a glimpse, through my amazing art, of course!"
 
> You don't understand, she is a 2000 years old vampire!
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Do modern women still want vampires? Vampires cannot get photographed. What use is a sexy vampire BF if you cant show him off on social media?
Yes. 🦇

I only used socials for work and at most I troll post nowadays and only on X, formerly known as Twitter.

0 pictures of myself aside from the pfp.

Preferably I'd keep my hot vampire boyfriend to myself and off the socials entirely!
 
"Doesn't pee in the shower"

What next, "cuts crust off sandwiches for me" and "blows on soup if it's too hot"?
 
I am not a high value male I apologize *sigh*
Disagree

All the question mark things are things that either half apply to me or are in a "it depends" state of being. Like philosophy, for instance. Political philosophy, ethics, what is justice, etc is very engaging to me, but stuff like epistemology or "how do we know we exist" makes me want to blow my brains out. Or for strict diet, I have to for allergy reasons but within those confines I'm pretty all over the place. Feel free to ask for clarification
My philosophies are aligned with the theravada school of buddhism. I've always had those values, even before i knew what buddhism was

Sometimes it can give you a real bad headache trying to understand some concepts. Sure gave me several. As for allergies, i study so i can serve good food to all faiths and healths

Updated card because fuck it
We ball
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Still trying to get my squat game up. I like my ass, but it's not competitive ass, i get ass mogged often. Getting there
 
This thread is rapidly filling up at a rapid pace :ratface:, guessI'll drop my bingochecklist card v2 as well:
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And a filled bingo card as well:
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unless someone reading this is a tall swedish man which in that case I am being 100% serious :lol:
Not that I get the tallness preference but how are swedes supposed to be superior to Finns or Icelanders ?
 
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Not that I get the tallness preference but how are swedes supposed to be superior to Finns or Icelanders ?
swedes look down on finns because of history (finland was a swedish protectorate for a long time until the swedes lost it to russia in some war)
also because finnish language has nothing in common with the other nordic/scandi languages and sounds like indecipherable gibberish to other scandis
 
swedes look down on finns because of history (finland was a swedish protectorate for a long time until the swedes lost it to russia in some war)
also because finnish language has nothing in common with the other nordic/scandi languages and sounds like indecipherable gibberish to other scandis
I bet they're also just fighting over who has the better metal bands. 10/10.
 
My philosophies are aligned with the theravada school of buddhism. I've always had those values, even before i knew what buddhism was

Sometimes it can give you a real bad headache trying to understand some concepts. Sure gave me several. As for allergies, i study so i can serve good food to all faiths and healths
Okay, that kind of philosophy stuff I'm down for. It's really that Plato's Cave thing or whatever that I can't stand. Philosophical discussions on values, ethics, law, things of that nature that inform non-abstract decisions and lifestyle choices in real life are interesting to me, especially as an artist. And in general, philosophy tied to a religion or belief system is often some of the most rewarding to learn about, since with a lot of it, there's hundreds or thousands of years of art, writings, and differing perspectives on the subject. There's a neat historic layer to it, too.

Philosophy essays about the proving the existence of God are the one exception, though. Not as bad as epistemology but that was a part of my Philosophy course I also didn't like. Maybe because it undermines the importance of faith in Christianity, but in general those historical essays tend to be extremely dry and weirdly clinical despite being written oftentimes by monks and other devout Christians, who you'd expect would have a more impassioned perspective.
 
I'm just joking around, unless someone reading this is a tall swedish man which in that case I am being 100% serious :lol:
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I am taking this absolutely dead serious and am holding out hope for a sweetheart, but I imagine most people here are well-adjusted and are doing it mainly for gits and shiggles
I'm not looking for anything right now and I have no intention of doxing myself to a kiwifarms user, I just come here to get a sense of my prospects and market value if/when I feel like dating again. It's just reassuring to know that the type of women I'm hypothetically looking for even exist, and that I'm not as much of a non-starter as I sometimes feel like.

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I don't speak ebonics.
 
I'll do it no worries !
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The small circles are maybe/it's complicated. For example I want children but it would have to be with a very specific type of partner.

Also for videogames, does minecraft count? Because that's the only thing I play, and I like building pretty pink houses.

Yes!

I am zero percent social, so anything higher than that is good. Just can't be a hermit like me, it would be unhealthy for both.
I may be in the minority of men on the topic of having kids, but I've wanted to be a father since I was young.
Minecraft definitely counts and imo is a big step up from people who only play mobile games.
I'm definitely on the introverted side but if I stay in for too many days in a row I start getting antsy. I don't need to go out much but I feel the need every so often. Though now with my work no longer allowing full time work-from-home I get out most days now.
 
If you're ever in Denmark, we can bump uglies if you're desperate to lose your wizard powers.
I am officially shipping @PetiteFeet and @Tecumseh.
I'm pleasantly surprised by the lack of kiwis complaining about other kiwis having high standards, maybe because we're all desperate lol
It's been the opposite that standards aren't high enough. Few Bingo cards have included "wipes their own ass".
Still trying to get my squat game up. I like my ass, but it's not competitive ass, i get ass mogged often. Getting there
For me I gotta get rid of my belly. I'm skinny fat which just looks odd. I read you can't target fat reduction with exercise, but I was also told to do ab workouts and it'll help. I think even as a man my ass is pretty nice, at least as good as a man's can look. There's just no competing with women. But I guess I have that going for me.

Maybe I'll try my card again if I can convince myself to.
 
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