🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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returnofthemacandcheese powiedział(a):
Only the most cursed/funny Jers need apply.

I have to imagine getting mean girled by Brit digs at a very tender spot deep inside of Jeremy. He was too autistic to fuck the cheerleaders and now it's too late and he's been dying inside about that for the past 25 years.
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In fairness to Brittany she was hit w/ an emo wave or two while bringing up the abuse he laid at her feet and the fact her FORMER gal-pal melmac just ingores all the very uncharitable AND unChristian behaviour. I bet melmac needs the vaca as much as jere.
 
El Chacal De La Trompeta powiedział(a):
The way he missuses HBC and still keeps around the retard melonie mac. This cuck doesnt know what the fuck he is doing besides number go up.
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Its because hes trying to cling to both his personal nerd shit need while clinging to his professional journalist facade. He refuses to pick a lane and devote himself.

Privately he just wants to be a fat, hedonistic, drunk man child. He wants his toys, boobies and vidya. Publicly he has a fixation on being a well connected, informed and successful journalist. Very likely this comes from people in his private life (family) acting ashamed of man-baby Jer.

Jeremy is Nick Rekieta with true shame. Rackets hates everyone else for judging him. Jeremy hates that he knows the people judging him are correct.

To be taken seriously hed have to grow up and work hard. To be happy he has to stop caring and enjoy his diaper. Jer cant do either.
 
PeachDream powiedział(a):
I assume the RC cars are expensive little toys not like the ones you'd buy your kid at Wal-Mart. So he probably doesn't want to risk breaking his special cars trying to do a flip or a jump.
So boring flat tracks on even terrain is it, maybe if he gets adventurous he could add a bridge or something.
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He can afford to replace them, but maybe if they get scraped or scratched or dirty, it makes him FEEL poor. Best to just leave them in the box.

I think the boxes are like the sleeves for his cards, they ensure that he always has the most pristine and expensive cards. The track is like... the placemat on which he COULD theoretically play with his cards, if he ever invited any friends over that weren't there to fuck his wife.
 
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TertiaryObjective powiedział(a):
I’m guessing this totally planned, not at all impromptu spring break was prompted by some combination of the following
  • The Adam Sellers fallout
  • Rumble yoinking him off the Front Page midstream, to make it seem planned.
  • The Ralphamale is tired of your bullshit if you wanna know the troof about it bish
  • He’s out of money and can’t pay Hannah or Melonie until his credit card statement rolls over.
Ironic, too, that he takes his first break in 4 years right after telling Kick his stream is so valuable because it hasn’t ever missed a livestream. HE’S FLAILING.
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I could see Sellars LIKING the attention MORE than disliking any negative press about his rap sheet,, it is publicly available and that genie ain't going back in the bottle.

Jerking around polonaski of Rumble.. well jere treats everyone like they are as lame or stupid as his audience.. big mistake.

Hannah and SMell are catching a ton of flak just from collateral targeting.. as Brit V pointed out.. she has previously streamed w/ melonie who summarily threw Venti under the bus to cover for scumbag jere.. Hannah knows whatever perceived credibility as a journalist she once had.. is being roasted on the lolcow brazier..

nobody in hollyweird could write anything close to this...
 
PeachDream powiedział(a):
I assume the RC cars are expensive little toys not like the ones you'd buy your kid at Wal-Mart. So he probably doesn't want to risk breaking his special cars trying to do a flip or a jump.
So boring flat tracks on even terrain is it, maybe if he gets adventurous he could add a bridge or something.
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That would be a great point if the cars weren't literally designed to be flipped and jumped all day long.

It gets to the point where at RC dirt track races, they literally have volunteers (either racers from other categories that are waiting for their turn or spectators there just to watch the racing) stand at the most flip-prone corners of the track to run over and flip the cars back up whenever they land upside down or off track. And it happens like twice a minute.

It's like buying a top end gaming PC and only using it to play Flash games.
 
Gator_Aids powiedział(a):
Cross-posting because I feel this the start gate to whatever chaos is about to ensue:

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Why do I feel like if Jer for some ungodly reason took them up on this offer for dinner, Ralph and Scarlett would just pull a Dumb and Dumber and leave Jer with a massive bill, leaving him with his dick in his hands, completely felted

ISSA FREE MEAL, BIIIIIIISH
 
Gator_Aids powiedział(a):
Cross-posting because I feel this the start gate to whatever chaos is about to ensue:

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Lol they're already refusing to serve this nigga at 10 AM. We're in for a wild ride.

Jelly_King812 powiedział(a):
Why do I feel like if Jer for some ungodly reason took them up on this offer for dinner, Ralph and Scarlett would just pull a Dumb and Dumber and leave Jer with a massive bill, leaving him completely felted

ISSA FREE MEAL, BIIIIIIISH
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Redemption for Luke.
 
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I legit thought Ralph’s old lady croc was a malformed diabetic hog trotter for a moment. Ralph, quit being a huge gay pussy with the beer and get onto hard liquor.
 
DSP for president 2032 powiedział(a):
I really want to bitch about Jeremy's RC car track and how devoid of imagination it is. You have practically unlimited money and land, and the best you can come up with is a dirt square?
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He paid 10k for that btw and some bad weather will probably destroy it by the looks of it, not to mention the weeds that will set in. Jer sure isn't gonna get down on his knees to fix that(just for the bull) so he'll have to hire some other guy and spend even more. Or more likely he'll let it rot like all his other FotM toys.
 
Mr. Manchester powiedział(a):
Those videos are especially creepy because it's obvious that most of the people there are doing family things
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I couldn't make it past the first clip. The way he says "That's a nice young lady theeeeeere!" is genuinely disturbing. It is my personal opinion that her dad/boyfriend/husband breaking his nose would've been perfectly justified.
 
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