🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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I know it’s traditional to give a X/10 rating but I prefer Patrice O’Neil’s X/30 system, Hannah is 15/30. Not attractive, not unattractive, just straight meh.

Hannah Claire, like most women in this space, out of the 3 categories falls in to the "maybe she's attractive?" category, where the other 2 are "She used to be attractive" and "whore".

I think people are a bit misguided about HCB's looks. I'd argue that if you removed all makeup, filters and lighting, HCB likely is much more naturally attractive than Melanie Mac. Mel spends hours meticulously crafting a barely viable illusion while HCB dresses and presents herself modestly.

HCB isn't trying to use her body as a crutch to make up for a lack of intellect or personality. She's presumably happily married, a mother and trying to be taken seriously so she downplays distractions.

tl;dr - people tend to confuse HCB as unattractive because she doesnt dress and act like a stupid whore.
 
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Did he just lock his sub plebbit or did he cower in the past?
 
I think people are a bit misguided about HCB's looks. I'd argue that if you removed all makeup, filters and lighting, HCB likely is much more naturally attractive than Melanie Mac. Mel spends hours meticulously crafting a barely viable illusion while HCB dresses and presents herself modestly.

HCB isn't trying to use her body as a crutch to make up for a lack of intellect or personality. She's presumably happily married, a mother and trying to be taken seriously so she downplays distractions.

tl;dr - people tend to confuse HCB as unattractive because she doesnt dress and act like a stupid whore.
You know what, this is a very good take. I agree. HBC is elevated because she dresses and looks modest, humble. Melonie does all this work to craft an image but falls short of her intended goal, she is arrogant and this brought down.
 
Johnny Junkers too. He willingly married Melonie and has shown he has every intention of entering the grifter sphere. That and a-logging and felting both Melonie and Johnny will speed up their inevitable divorce and make for a great chaser after Quartering goes down in epic flames; both Melonie and Johnny are egotistical narcissists with a deep addiction to attention so they’ll definitely turn their train wreck of a marriage into content that we can all laugh at.

Let me help you get started:

1: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anti-w...na-infinity-melonie-mac-mandy-summers.228401/

2: Try looking for the episode of League of Legends All Chat, a streaming show that Melonie hosted once 13-ish years ago, specifically the episode where she interviews Johnny. This is a screenshot Melonie took from that episode when she made her announcement she engaged the serial cheating closeted fag.
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3. If you’re interested, I can put a good word in with the guys I get my info on Melonie from and they can consider bringing you in on their Discord. They got a bunch of stuff on her as they have watched her for a long time.
Wait, how is flatter then to now that she's an anorexically sick skeleton. She has bit more weight then so you'd think she'd have some tits.

Also, that face side on. WWWWOOOOAAAHHHH BBBUUUDDDDYYYY! stick to looking straight at the camera.
 
Jim from even four years ago would have been all over this. It's yet another fat guy getting cucked and self destructing and this time it's someone who directly went after him in the past. Sad!
The cancer got inside his brain and made his shit all retarded, so we cant get edited, produced videos from him anymore.
 
I think people are a bit misguided about HCB's looks. I'd argue that if you removed all makeup, filters and lighting, HCB likely is much more naturally attractive than Melanie Mac. Mel spends hours meticulously crafting a barely viable illusion while HCB dresses and presents herself modestly.

HCB isn't trying to use her body as a crutch to make up for a lack of intellect or personality. She's presumably happily married, a mother and trying to be taken seriously so she downplays distractions.

tl;dr - people tend to confuse HCB as unattractive because she doesnt dress and act like a stupid whore.
I don't know man she has major man face, still an improvement over Melonie.
 
What's also strange is that Styxhexenhammer (Razor's retarded brother basically) hasn't said a single thing about the situation; not coming to the defense or saying anything about The Quartering.

You'd think he would say something about a guy who bailed him of jail in NOLA, but apparently not; gotta right more pee-pee poo-poo stories that no one asked for.

In fairness, Styx is currently on the run from the law last I checked.

He's still posting on Twitter; his last tweet was 3 hours ago from the time of this post.

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He's also still uploading videos while with his current potato girlfriend; he can't make time to at least say he defends the guy?
Spells broke. No more mana. Please insert five live chicken sacrifices for 20 MP.


No wonder she says she loves the Lord Jesus. That satan really did a back door on her.
 
I have no first hand experience with it, but it is my understanding that it is the natural consequence of the anal sex she proudly engages in.
Yes, actually. The muscles of your sphincter get weaker with age, so they can't "rebound" back to a pucker as easily. Combo that with cocks up the ass at age 40 and she might as well just tape a plastic bag to her asshole to catch everything.
 
I think people are a bit misguided about HCB's looks. I'd argue that if you removed all makeup, filters and lighting, HCB likely is much more naturally attractive than Melanie Mac. Mel spends hours meticulously crafting a barely viable illusion while HCB dresses and presents herself modestly.

HCB isn't trying to use her body as a crutch to make up for a lack of intellect or personality. She's presumably happily married, a mother and trying to be taken seriously so she downplays distractions.

tl;dr - people tend to confuse HCB as unattractive because she doesnt dress and act like a stupid whore.
HCB does have that North Germanic look and disposition. The Fuhrer would approve.
 
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