🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There's this quote from the Utah lawsuit. Dunno if it's the one you were thinking of:
Wyświetl załącznik 8808518

Couldn't that just mean he finally was "forced" (holy shit I can't wait for a twelve page dissertation from Jackson on how this actually is forced or someshit) to get a whore to illegally suck him his penis?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Couldn't that just mean he finally was "forced" (holy shit I can't wait for a twelve page dissertation from Jackson on how this actually is forced or someshit) to get a whore to illegally suck him his penis?

Probably, but it's the only quote I could find in that case about oral, admittedly I didn't search too hard because I'm going to bed and I don't want nightmares.

That being said, given we know Russ thinks the whores are basically his girlfriend and that he treats them like a nice guy™ to show he's better than those other johns I'd give it better than even odds he's tried eating whore clam at least once.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Now I come to think about it, I had a friend who had a sister who went to Africa to do charitable work among the poor Africans. I've just never heard them describe it as a mission. And she'd spend six months out of each year there for multiple years -- and then come home to earn the money to support herself for the next year.

But even the page you link to is titled Clergy, Consecrated Life and Vocations, suggesting that it's generally for priests and nuns rather than the average joe. And looking at the Jesuit page, they make a clear distinction between the missionaries themselves and the lay volunteers.

I think it's probably mostly a semantic thing. The Catholic church doesn't want lay people interpreting the word of God. That's a priest's job. So they might have a historical/theological resistance to the concept?

There are absolutely Catholic missions. Many MANY long years ago I ended up selling a laptop that was being thrown out as broken and I got working again to a Catholic church who told me it was for their missionaries work in South America, angling for a better price. Since the Catholic church is far richer then I am and I don't like missionaries fucking with native people's native faiths anyway, it was a "fuck no, pay what we agreed or I leave, 'father'. "

 

[Dropa5pack]

There's this quote from the Utah lawsuit. Dunno if it's the one you were thinking of:
Wyświetl załącznik 8808518

Yes, that’s it. See, they just need to let him explain, then it all makes sense. It’s all very rational, you see, your honor. He was forced to give oral sex to those prostitutes who probably had seen multiple other Johns that day.

Hey, seeing as Russell is a Vegas local, it’s too bad he’s broke. There’s a certain young lady visiting soon for her nuptials with a certain pig that could use a little extra cash. She would certainly be willing to entertain a sexy stud like Rusty if only he had $$$.

 

[Pee Cola]

seeing as Russell is a Vegas local, it’s too bad he’s broke. There’s a certain young lady visiting soon for her nuptials with a certain pig that could use a little extra cash. She would certainly be willing to entertain a sexy stud like Rusty if only he had $$$.

The idea of Greee and Ralph being Eskimo brothers is equal parts hilarious and disgusting.

She would certainly be willing to entertain a sexy stud like Rusty if only he had $$$.

It's a shame Scarlett charges $$$$.

Then again... would Greee fuck a porn actress? Though now I think about it, Scarlett might be able to help Greee finally get his acting career off the ground!

I'm sure there's a small but cashed-up niche of porn enjoyer with a paralysed face fetish.

 

[Mamimi]

Supposedly he mentioned performing cunnilingus on a hooker in one of his brothel reviews on Yelp or Google, but I'm wondering if he actually talked about it one of his books.

What kind of porn do you think Russell watches?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Supposedly he mentioned performing cunnilingus on a hooker in one of his brothel reviews on Yelp or Google, but I'm wondering if he actually talked about it one of his books.

What kind of porn do you think Russell watches?

With a gun to my head I wouldn't eat a hooker out.

God dammit Russell. Between not paying your rent, masquerading as a college boi, driving an EV, suing the literal secretary of state...Every day you manage to out-fag yourself.

 

[The Un-Clit]

With a gun to my head I wouldn't eat a hooker out.

Somewhere on this forum and perhaps this very thread is a brothel story about a guy and his friends going to a whorehouse on a drunken lark during a Vegas trip. A couple hours after the rest are waiting for one guy, one of the whores comes in and says 'you better come get your friend before he spends more money he will regret'.

Turns out he'd paid his fee and spent the entire time eating out this 50-something used up whore's asshole. Non-stop. He ate her booty hole for an entire hour, paid for another hour and kept tongue-drilling for oil. The whore even said a couple times 'you CAN fuck me now, you know!' No interest. He just wanted to drunkenly munch on that leather Cheerio. Finally before he paid for a 3rd hour of analingus the guys friends talked him into leaving with them.

A couple hours of sobering up on the road back to their hotel led to a lot of bitter regret and disgust on one hand, and his friends clowning the fuck out of him for days.

So yeah. I just wanted to leave you all with the mental image of Greasy Greer sloppily and soddenly waggling his tongue around and inside an old whore's poop-chute while his beard is soaking up nasty pussy and ass juice from the overflow.

Happy Easter Sunday! You're welcome.

 

[Maraschino]

NO

I miss my life 15 seconds ago before I read this shit with my face eyes.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Somewhere on this forum and perhaps this very thread is a brothel story about a guy and his friends going to a whorehouse on a drunken lark during a Vegas trip. A couple hours after the rest are waiting for one guy, one of the whores comes in and says 'you better come get your friend before he spends more money he will regret'.

Turns out he'd paid his fee and spent the entire time eating out this 50-something used up whore's asshole. Non-stop. He ate her booty hole for an entire hour, paid for another hour and kept tongue-drilling for oil. The whore even said a couple times 'you CAN fuck me now, you know!' No interest. He just wanted to drunkenly munch on that leather Cheerio. Finally before he paid for a 3rd hour of analingus the guys friends talked him into leaving with them.

A couple hours of sobering up on the road back to their hotel led to a lot of bitter regret and disgust on one hand, and his friends clowning the fuck out of him for days.

So yeah. I just wanted to leave you all with the mental image of Greasy Greer sloppily and soddenly waggling his tongue around and inside an old whore's poop-chute while his beard is soaking up nasty pussy and ass juice from the overflow.

Happy Easter Sunday! You're welcome.

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this subforum is surely richer for your input. I got lost about three times reading that.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I haven’t done a deep dive

But you reckon Rusty has done a deep dive on a whore…..?

Seriously fellas, all I’ve seen is Greer saying he’s engaged in “oral sex” with the whores. I think he just paid to get him his penis sucked? If I missed anywhere that he admitted to paying for actual oral sex for her benefit and not his, please do tell.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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this subforum is surely richer for your input. I got lost about three times reading that.

It was your brain's self-protection mechanism kicking in to try and prevent psychiatric trauma. Your brain is unhappy you chose to ignore its warnings.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Which one? "Why I'm Making It Legal" has no mention of it, nor does the Taylor Swift book. Are you referring to his legal works? Is he writing about eating prostipussy in his legal filings?

It was mentioned at some point maybe in one of his filings, I don't remember where it was as I tend not to follow every nuance of this thread.

There's this quote from the Utah lawsuit. Dunno if it's the one you were thinking of:
Wyświetl załącznik 8808518

Well there you go. He admitted it in a fucking lawsuit.

Couldn't that just mean he finally was "forced" (holy shit I can't wait for a twelve page dissertation from Jackson on how this actually is forced or someshit) to get a whore to illegally suck him his penis?

It's her job and you paid her a blow or half & half meaning that's what she does. If you had to eat her pussy before she did so then that's something that is outside of her comfort zone and I don't think she'd last long as a hooker if she wasn't into blowing random dudes.

What kind of porn do you think Russell watches?

Therein lies madness.

I'd really prefer not to have to take a trip through his subconscious mind.

Happy Easter Sunday! You're welcome.

I hate you.

Nah that's not true, that was funny as fuck. Of all the things to do to a prozzie and pay for three hours to do such a thing? Guy must have been fucking out of his gourd. And yet... I can see Crusty Rusty attempting such a thing because he's such a fucking gentleman in his own mind.

 

[Stella d'Oro]

God dammit Russell. Between not paying your rent, masquerading as a college boi, driving an EV, suing the literal secretary of state...Every day you manage to out-fag yourself.

Just wait until he reactivates his Rent-Men profile (and I'm assuming he doesn't have another one we don't know about). Maybe now that he's out of work, homeless, and staring down thousands in sanctions from the Court he'll be posting instead of soliciting. The back of his EV might become the brothel he's always dreamed of.

I apologize for ruining everyone's appetite.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Im looking forward to a potential identity fraud arc via synthetic identities. He already has toed the absolute line with his business registrations.

I could even see him graduating to mortgage fraud.

dragging this back to the main russ thread, but you bring to mind - if he had anything like a stable job (or, say, $20k in cash) he could house hack a whorehouse!

Buy a quadplex in the right location, live in one unit, rent the others out to whores! Brilliant.

 

[UncleTusky]

Im looking forward to a potential identity fraud arc via synthetic identities. He already has toed the absolute line with his business registrations.

How would that work? Garden variety identity theft is always an option but I suspect/hope any attempt to get a residential lease under his LLC's name would get rejected by the landlord. Then there's the problem of his various businesses having low income and few to no assets.

I could even see him graduating to mortgage fraud.

Banks are pretty strict about proof of income + cash-on-hand (if I remember my house hunt right the bank wouldn't even consider my application until I gave it both of those), so the claims about mystery backers/$5k in a super-secret account would either result in automatic rejection or demands for proof of the backers' assets/existence of the $5k.

If he tries going down that path the more likely variant is misrepresenting any interaction with the bank/owner, even "get the hell out of here", as a hard commitment to sell at a low price similar to what he did to the Gilmans. Less likely but more humorous would be a SovCit saga.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Banks are pretty strict about proof of income + cash-on-hand (if I remember my house hunt right the bank wouldn't even consider my application until I gave it both of those), so the claims about mystery backers/$5k in a super-secret account would either result in automatic rejection or demands for proof of the backers' assets/existence of the $5k.

Banks are ... right now! It's cyclical and the bank or broker doesn't really give a shit as long as they're convinced you'll make the payments long enough for them to resell the loan to Freddie or Fannie. So-called liar's loans for lying liars who lie aren't terribly common now, but they'll come back at some point; if he could plan at all well he could use it

but he doesn't want a house, he wants a whorehouse.

 

[Gorton Colu]

dragging this back to the main russ thread, but you bring to mind - if he had anything like a stable job (or, say, $20k in cash) he could house hack a whorehouse!

Buy a quadplex in the right location, live in one unit, rent the others out to whores! Brilliant.

Tranch style Russhole (literal) Whorehouse would be gold. He'd be kicked out of that property in a bodybag.

How would that work? Garden variety identity theft is always an option but I suspect/hope any attempt to get a residential lease under his LLC's name would get rejected by the landlord. Then there's the problem of his various businesses having low income and few to no assets.

The LLC route would not fly at all, but I imagine he could cobble together fake job histories, pay stubs, and fake IDs. All depends on if the landlord shells out for actual credit and background checks.

Banks are pretty strict about proof of income + cash-on-hand (if I remember my house hunt right the bank wouldn't even consider my application until I gave it both of those), so the claims about mystery backers/$5k in a super-secret account would either result in automatic rejection or demands for proof of the backers' assets/existence of the $5k.

If he tries going down that path the more likely variant is misrepresenting any interaction with the bank/owner, even "get the hell out of here", as a hard commitment to sell at a low price similar to what he did to the Gilmans. Less likely but more humorous would be a SovCit saga.

I am leery of giving Rusty potential advice on how to actually do this. Its not especially difficult if you shop around and prepare, but nowadays, it will only really work once and then you get to enjoy prison soon after.

Gone are the days where an enterprising and clever fraudster could commit mortgage fraud on massive scale and possibly get away with it for a while.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Gone are the days where an enterprising and clever fraudster could commit mortgage fraud on massive scale and possibly get away with it for a while.

The key with so many frauds is you can get away with it as long as everything is going up - the problem is once you're on the fraud tiger you will find it very hard to dismount cleanly.

Nobody cares if you borrow $400k against a $200k house via fraud and it goes up in value to $600k.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

dragging this back to the main russ thread, but you bring to mind - if he had anything like a stable job (or, say, $20k in cash) he could house hack a whorehouse!

Buy a quadplex in the right location, live in one unit, rent the others out to whores! Brilliant.

He wouldn't. I'm convinced he wants to use the pimp-whore power dynamic to get free penis sucking, or he'd take the Indian Canadian route and demand sex for rent. It's a good thing that he failed to get any money. He should not have any kind of power over anyone.