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[Ghostface Killah]

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It's okay, we'll all be dead soon anyways.

 

[Wujime]

Was bored

 

[demicolon]

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At the same time, in a place far far away...

...so don't stop searching.

 

[long waters]

At the same time, in a place far far away...
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...so don't stop searching.

Now if only we could figure out how to start searching!

 

[demicolon]

Now if only we could figure out how to start searching!

1. Go outside,
2. ???,
3. Profit...?

 

[Wujime]

1. Go outside,
2. ???,
3. Profit...?

>Go outside
>Be alone outside
WOOOOW

 

[demicolon]

>Go outside
>Be alone outside

Only in Heaven.

 

[Waffle Iron]

1. Go outside,
2.
3. Profit...?

I'm winning if they chose to cross the street, right?

 

[demicolon]

I'm winning if they chose to cross the street, right?

The clean shall fear the smell-insensitive.

 

[awoo]

>Go outside
>Be alone outside
WOOOOW

> Go outside
> Starts raining

True story

 

[long waters]

> Go outside
> Starts raining

True story

Have you tried to stop being British then?

 

[Wigger Rights Advocate]

Before anyone comes for me I know no man wants my picky ass and that's why I'm still single ok? Please take this as lightheartedly as I made it:

 

[Moonglade Feral Druid]

Before anyone comes for me I know no man wants my picky ass and that's why I'm still single ok? Please take this as lightheartedly as I made it:

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Shut up, meg.

I'd get a line 2 or 3 ways if it weren't for the furry debuff.

 

[Charnel Ground]

why not

 

[Moonglade Feral Druid]

Surely this one is impossible.

 

[Waffle Iron]

>just a normal guy
Let's stay reasonable here

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Bro reading that CWC has an S tier penis is not kosher. I made a terrible mistake stepping into this thread today.

No, CWC has an S shaped penis.

 

[long waters]

Before anyone comes for me I know no man wants my picky ass and that's why I'm still single ok? Please take this as lightheartedly as I made it:

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Smh, why couldn't you be like 8 years older.


Idk about handling insufferable cunts. I mean I literally don't know what my tolerance level for this is, or what levels of insufferable you mean. Also is inexperienced and awkward kind of the same thing as submissive?
I don't hate animals or anything (cats rule), but I don't like being out in nature at all.

 

[McKennai]

Before anyone comes for me I know no man wants my picky ass and that's why I'm still single ok? Please take this as lightheartedly as I made it:

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Not a Manwhore and Kinda submissive lowkey
Pick one

 

[DumbDude43]

Surely this one is impossible.

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> >25
> bodycount=0

might as well add "has wings" "can fly" and "direct descendant of adolf hitler" to your card lol