🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Swole McPole]

I remember running into some Catholics who went on a mission to fucking Mexico.

I've never heard of a regular Roman Catholic going on a mission. I'm pretty sure that's something they reserve for people who've taken holy orders -- priests, monks, nuns, etc. They go on pilgrimages, but that's a very different thing. That's about their own spiritual development, not about converting the heathens.

Mexico City is a big pilgrimage destination. Here, it's mostly Lourdes, Fatima and Medjugorge -- all places where the Virgin is believed to have put in an appearance They go to Mexico for the shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe, where Mary is reported to have appeared to some Mexican back in the 1500's.

Greer should concert to Catholicism. He could go on pilgrimages to brothels where Mary Magdelene is reported to have put in an appearance, working sexual miracles through the whores in the Nevada desert.

"I need my face healing, Mary Magdelene. How much to sit on it with the saintly vagina?"

 

[AnOminous]

Russ can't even speak one properly.

Imagine someone trying to convert someone into a religion while drooling, slurping, and hitting on their daughter.

I always pictured Russell eating like this.

Why the fuck would you do that? He literally CAN'T CHEW.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

And the less thinking of him eating a whore's pussy the better. I mean why not just lick the floor of a bathroom? It's cheaper and you'll probably get the same diseases.

Probably tastes the same, too.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Alright fellas, girls, it's been a few days since the last Russell update. SO here's a joke.

Rusell comes home to his wife.
He has a dead duck under his arm.
Russ says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
His wife sees the duck and says, "That's not a pig."
Russ says.

Spoiler

I wasn't talking to you, judges.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh come on. You know that Russell has no interest in eating pussy.

He's made mention of it in some of his works.

I mean giving oral to your girlfriend or wife? It's just something you do. Doing that to a whore? That gives new meaning to the word "revolting".

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He's made mention of it in some of his works.

Which one? "Why I'm Making It Legal" has no mention of it, nor does the Taylor Swift book. Are you referring to his legal works? Is he writing about eating prostipussy in his legal filings?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

He's made mention of it in some of his works.

I mean giving oral to your girlfriend or wife? It's just something you do. Doing that to a whore? That gives new meaning to the word "revolting".

My observation is that maybe it was an attempt to "endear" himself to the whore? Remember that he wants to sweep some girl off her feet and woo her. A starlet, a girl out of his league (every one), even a whore. His idea of a funny movie is some shmuck that's totally not a Russ insert finding out his high school crush is now a whore and winning her over.

Getting back to the carpet lapping, he knows that it's a favor you do to your girl, so by doing it he'd be seen as a selfless guy who cares about her needs. The problem is that it's a hooker and she wouldn't be in that position if not for the promise of payment, so his likely abysmal effort wasn't for anyone but himself.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I've never heard of a regular Roman Catholic going on a mission. I'm pretty sure that's something they reserve for people who've taken holy orders -- priests, monks, nuns, etc. They go on pilgrimages, but that's a very different thing. That's about their own spiritual development, not about converting the heathens.

Catholics do missions. Here's a random Catholic mission outfit. No, that one isn't about multi-year missions, but still.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I've never heard of a regular Roman Catholic going on a mission.

It's usually the Born Agains

 

[Kosher Dill]

They should have sent Russ to a tribe of header hunter pigmies or something like that.

He'd do great there, everyone would assume someone else had already "started" on him.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

In hindsight, it's a good thing Russell didn't get anyone to take him up on his "short-term bridge loan" of $20,000 for the coffee shop because he planned to pay it back when ViaTRON gave him the $20,000 and or $200,000

So Russell himself would've been left owing the $20,000 with no money while unemployed and homeless

 

[obsdj]

In hindsight, it's a good thing Russell didn't get anyone to take him up on his "short-term bridge loan" of $20,000 for the coffee shop because he planned to pay it back when ViaTRON gave him the $20,000 and or $200,000

So Russell himself would've been left owing the $20,000 with no money while unemployed and homeless

For the uninitiated, or those of us who have simply forgotten, that was back in November!

What the shit what the shit WHAT THE SHIT

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[Swole McPole]

Catholics do missions. Here's a random Catholic mission outfit.

Now I come to think about it, I had a friend who had a sister who went to Africa to do charitable work among the poor Africans. I've just never heard them describe it as a mission. And she'd spend six months out of each year there for multiple years -- and then come home to earn the money to support herself for the next year.

But even the page you link to is titled Clergy, Consecrated Life and Vocations, suggesting that it's generally for priests and nuns rather than the average joe. And looking at the Jesuit page, they make a clear distinction between the missionaries themselves and the lay volunteers.

I think it's probably mostly a semantic thing. The Catholic church doesn't want lay people interpreting the word of God. That's a priest's job. So they might have a historical/theological resistance to the concept?

 

[DavidS877]

I know that there are at least a few Catholic organizations, and other Christian type religions that do "flying" missionary stuff, where they fly into these backwater countries usually with a doctor and a mechanic and a priest. Sometimes they do medical transport and other things.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I know that there are at least a few Catholic organizations, and other Christian type religions that do "flying" missionary stuff, where they fly into these backwater countries usually with a doctor and a mechanic and a priest. Sometimes they do medical transport and other things.

That sort of thing is generally more tied to “Charitable Works” such as Catholic Charities, than it is a more traditional Missionary thing. Catholics do not generally expect the laity to proselytize to the heathens. Just feed them, clothe them, teach them to read write and count and where possible offer some level of medical services.

 

[Moosebonker]

He's made mention of it in some of his works.

I mean giving oral to your girlfriend or wife? It's just something you do. Doing that to a whore? That gives new meaning to the word "revolting".

Which one? "Why I'm Making It Legal" has no mention of it, nor does the Taylor Swift book. Are you referring to his legal works? Is he writing about eating prostipussy in his legal filings?

My observation is that maybe it was an attempt to "endear" himself to the whore? Remember that he wants to sweep some girl off her feet and woo her. A starlet, a girl out of his league (every one), even a whore. His idea of a funny movie is some shmuck that's totally not a Russ insert finding out his high school crush is now a whore and winning her over.

Getting back to the carpet lapping, he knows that it's a favor you do to your girl, so by doing it he'd be seen as a selfless guy who cares about her needs. The problem is that it's a hooker and she wouldn't be in that position if not for the promise of payment, so his likely abysmal effort wasn't for anyone but himself.

Do not.

I repeat, do not, punch 'how to baby-bird a vagina' into your favourite search engine or LLM.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Do not.

I repeat, do not, punch 'how to baby-bird a vagina' into your favourite search engine or LLM.

That's the kind of shit that I have no doubt gets you put on very particular "lists"

 

[Dropa5pack]

I distinctly remember reading about him going down on a hooker, maybe even in a legal document linked in this thread. I haven’t done a deep dive, but I believe it may have been in his lawsuit with Utah regarding prostitution laws?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I distinctly remember reading about him going down on a hooker, maybe even in a legal document linked in this thread. I haven’t done a deep dive, but I believe it may have been in his lawsuit with Utah regarding prostitution laws?

I think I remember this (God have mercy on me, give me Alzheimer's) but it was in some side-reference and he thought it made him look good, so probably fake as fuck because he's a lying liar who lies.

Catholics might go on "missions" but the whole "missionary" thing is mostly dead; the group that really did a lot of it is now doing whatever the fuck it is Jesuits do. (As an aside, Jesuit reductions were pretty fucking badass.)

 

[East_Clintwood]

I distinctly remember reading about him going down on a hooker, maybe even in a legal document linked in this thread. I haven’t done a deep dive, but I believe it may have been in his lawsuit with Utah regarding prostitution laws?

There's this quote from the Utah lawsuit. Dunno if it's the one you were thinking of: