🌟 Internet Famous KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

[Lightbulb Punchers Union]

Speaking of which....

There's a reason why I'm trying to steer the thread's direction back instead of going nowhere with everyone autistically screeching repeatedly about KK refusing to panel up and focusing exclusively on them without anything of note happening (when everyone can just do that in Wings007's dedicated thread right here).
There's a shitload of milk in Gabe's thread about what the KiwiTubers have been doing lately while everyone here was distracted, especially since all the KiwiTubers hyperfixate on Gabe due to him loving attention at all costs.
This includes this abortion of a Death Note attempt that is one of Gabe's many tryhard fag attempts to be edgy (yet still willingly wearing a RIP Liam Payne shirt and making a PornHub/OF, lmao):
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Kind of speaks for itself, but there's even more than that on that thread. There's a ton to catch up on, honestly.

Nova making these lists for attention as usual because we all know he is far to lazy to actually go out and fight one of the KiwiTubers he hates so much but God would that be hilarious nova out there bar knuckle fighting kiwitapes boring ass that would be some peak

 

[Artaius]

Anyone see this yet? Turkey "Steals From The Farms" Tom talked about Nova.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Anyone see this yet? Turkey "Steals From The Farms" Tom talked about Nova.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dFccxHyh83s:100

the video itself was fine. it was just going over everything since his last video. he gave me a shoutout in the middle of the video which was nice. he's still a faggot for saying "her prostate" and will not change my opinion of him

it only took about 5 or 6 videos before he actually shouted me out but glad to see it regardless.

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🌟 Internet Famous Opublikuj w wątku „Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1"

21 Mar 2026

new nova video from turkey tom

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dFccxHyh83s
The TikTok Discord Mod Files (NovaOnline) [dFccxHyh83s].mp4

• Osama Bin Laden

Reakcje: x 3 x 1

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Anyone see this yet? Turkey "Steals From The Farms" Tom talked about Nova.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dFccxHyh83s:100

Yep, and the majority of it is just ripping straight off Gabe's thread without crediting anyone (aside from Osama).

It calls back to when I did the bulk of the heavy lifting during the summers of 2024 and 2025 for Brad Taste's thread during his steady downfall and repeated manic episodes thanks in part to him being both a vile piece of shit and drug abuser (which even resulted in a front page feature here much to my chagrin because of the retarded thread tourists), and Lanza ripped nearly all of the evidence I posted from his former Discord and elsewhere without crediting me whatsoever for anything. Joon also chose not to use any of my hard-earned evidence to just focus exclusively instead on Brad's fan subreddit while bypassing the Discord entirely (which were crucial to understanding the other perspectives within his fanbase and former mods/staff as well as getting a sense of the bigger picture in general), and the subreddit was known to steal from the farms (as with any drama subreddit).
This has irked me ever since, even if they are two of the best documentarians around.

Lanza, if you're reading this, credit me at the very least for all of my hard work in a pinned comment or in the description of the Brad Taste video. You ungrateful furfag.

 

[Theongogablogian]

I second this and take some responsibility for accidentally getting the thread here derailed for almost three months lol.

Same here. I was dealing with moving and a bunch of other things, but I probably should’ve spoken up more about how the thread was slowly derailing.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

El Smokio released a new video talking about the rotund Chomo.

He talks about the hit list, a few streams and some small stuff he missed in the previous video.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Yep, and the majority of it is just ripping straight off Gabe's thread without crediting anyone (aside from Osama).

but i believe the only reason why he did it is because the kiwitubers has taken off significantly since december 2025. it also doesn't help that i've been annoying @NotATurkey, constantly shit-talking him, plus confronting The Leaping Lemur on why he doesn't credit KF

El Smokio released a new video talking about the rotund Chomo.

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[Theongogablogian]

El Smokio released a new video talking about the rotund Chomo.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DZ62_1Si5xU
He talks about the hit list, a few streams and some small stuff he missed in the previous video.

It’s kinda funny watching his thumbnails get progressively lazier.

Also, I looked at Leemur’s channel and he hasn’t posted in two weeks, yet he’s still getting fresh hate comments every single day There was one commenter that stood out, and I’m wondering if it might be Uncle Gums. I’ve heard the name, and know that he’s a Horrorcow, but that’s about it.


Edit: The word “Leemtard” cracks me up

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Also, I looked at Leemur’s channel and he hasn’t posted in two weeks, yet he’s still getting fresh hate comments every single day There was one commenter that stood out, and I’m wondering if it might be Uncle Gums. I’ve heard the name, and know that he’s a Horrorcow, but that’s about it.
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Edit: The word “Leemtard” cracks me up

Uncle Gums is a completely sane, normal and rational individual that you can definitely trust around children.

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[Artaius]

Uncle Gums is a completely sane, normal and rational individual that you can definitely trust around children.

Uncle Gums.mp4

Why is he wearing Cyraxx's iconic luchador ninja Viking attire?

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Why is he wearing Cyraxx's iconic luchador ninja Viking attire?

Because he's obsesses with getting other people's attention, that's why he goes around trying to get KiwiTubers to talk about him.

And in case you forgot or didn't noticed, this isn't the first time he's dressed up as Raxx.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

but i believe the only reason why he did it is because the kiwitubers has taken off significantly since december 2025. it also doesn't help that i've been annoying @NotATurkey, constantly shit-talking him, plus confronting The Leaping Lemur on why he doesn't credit KF


Nova Online - A Tale of Vengeance and Gluttony [DZ62_1Si5xU].mp4

Speaking of KiwiTubers, Bludspeth was seemingly about to get even more pressure from a-logging Nova and taking the moralfagging to the extreme thanks to @Kim Jong Un before said user mysteriously vanished in the middle of last year.
If someone could look into phonebooking and exposing that reprehensible niglet since we decided to tell that guy to back off last year because Bludspeth wasn't 18 yet (and now he is), it would be much appreciated. I know he's from the Atlanta area, but we need to narrow it down far more.

Bonus checklist for a later date, just to reiterate to everyone who we're focusing on aside from Bludspeth: Chilla and Papa Gut, while saving Brendan/Kiwi and Smokey for last as they watch everyone else crumble around them. I know I'm leaving out a lot of names, but those are who primarily come to mind and fit my image of the obnoxious KiwiTuber faggot. Osama, @Artaius, @Most Wanted Banana, and anyone else reading this could probably help add more names since a lot has changed in the online KiwiTuber sphere since early February when we decided to fully cover KK instead up until now after phonebooking Repzilla and laughing at Gilberto/Lemur after we completely exposed him (plus with initial leads about Papa Gut).

I'm glad we're getting back to business when it comes to scheduling surgical exposes/takedowns and digging deeper into prominent moralfagging KiwiTubers who constantly project to both themselves and their audience to make themselves feel better.

To Muck Hole, since I know for a fact that he lurks here hoping to get ideas for future videos from this thread from a relatively sane perspective and coverage angle compared to everyone else, we're officially back in business to our old shenanigans after repeated recent meandering regarding the Kennel Kickers.

Here's some encouragement from the comment section of Tom's latest Nova video to let you all know that we have the upper hand and we can build off momentum:

All I have to say is:
We're so fucking back.

Current thread theme:

 

[wyleanda]

Here's some encouragement from the comment section of Tom's latest Nova video to let you all know that we have the upper hand and we can build off momentum:

You see I'd rather have turkeytom cover lolcows than whatever the fuck fagtapes and smokey do.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Osama, @Artaius, @Most Wanted Banana, and anyone else reading this could probably help add more names since a lot has changed in the online KiwiTuber sphere since early February when we decided to fully cover KK instead up until now.

There are way too many KiwiSloppers on JewTube, and each one of them is more inconsequential and unoriginal than the previous. Personally, one of the few I like is Anea The Sorceress; her videos are (mostly) short and to the point, she doesn't waste half the video rambling, and she gives credit to The Farms when necessary. I hope she keeps up the good work and doesn't get involved with these clowns.

One name some here might remember is CJ Halliday; he's still covering Cyraxx in Rumble in his "peculiar" style after being banned from YouTube, but most interesting is that he now has a podcast with another guy on JewTube on a channel called Unfiltered.



There he is, it's a strange "transition" that I don't recall any other KiwiSlopper ever making. Honestly, I don't know much about the guy; my biggest complaints were his annoying editing style and the fact that he was asking donations for his ill parents instead of getting a regular job. Wonder what happened with those donations...

 

[Pennypacker]

Same here. I was dealing with moving and a bunch of other things, but I probably should’ve spoken up more about how the thread was slowly derailing.

There's a reason why I'm trying to steer the thread's direction back instead of going nowhere with everyone autistically screeching repeatedly about KK refusing to panel up and focusing exclusively on them without anything of note happening (when everyone can just do that in Wings007's dedicated thread right here).

I second this and take some responsibility for accidentally getting the thread here derailed for almost three months lol.

All 007 and KK stuff should've gone in the appropriate thread but we all got caught up in the excitement when they started beefing with Osama and this thread directly. Risky's recent visit didn't help much either. Sorry about opening Pandora's Box, guys.

What's with all the pearl clutching? All of the KK main subjects are by definition kiwitubers. They even have demonstrated history of trying to branch out from their pet cows into the larger lolcowsphere.

People bitched and moaned this was being discussed in the Cyraxx thread so it was moved here. The other Wilkins thread is practically dead. Don't pretend like you can't have more than one conversation going in a thread at a time, come on now. KK is bigger than just Jonathan Wilkins.

When KK gets its own thread I'll gladly move. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

What's with all the pearl clutching? All of the KK main subjects are by definition kiwitubers. They even have demonstrated history of trying to branch out from their pet cows into the larger lolcowsphere.

People bitched and moaned this was being discussed in the Cyraxx thread so it was moved here. The other Wilkins thread is practically dead. Don't pretend like you can't have more than one conversation going in a thread at a time, come on now. KK is bigger than just Jonathan Wilkins.

When KK gets its own thread I'll gladly move. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I already said it in Wings' thread and I'll say it again here: a change was bound to happen. It's better that it happens now while things have calmed down. Let's just hope we get the KK/RM thread soon.

Although I do agree that many of the big players involved in this whole drama fit the KiwiTuber description. Cinemas, Kinky, Wings007, Katie, William Gloryhole, N-WordBoi, Southern Harlot, John John, even The BlackRG and Jimmy Deth would be included if it wasn't for the fact that they primarily cover Groovy Jimmy and Bill, two cows that aren't of interest to the Farms.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Although I do agree that many of the big players involved in this whole drama fit the KiwiTuber description. Cinemas, Kinky, Wings007, Katie, William Gloryhole, N-WordBoi, Southern Harlot, John John, even The BlackRG and Jimmy Deth would be included if it wasn't for the fact that they primarily cover Groovy Jimmy and Bill, two cows that aren't of interest to the Farms.

If we're going to go by that standard, then

• Wings007
• Cinemaz
• MarxTheMolested
• NWB
• WGH
• Southern Harlot
• John John

is included because they all covered Cyrax pre-Kennel Kickers invasion. I think a point that gets lost in the thread is that most of these faggots were trying to be the Music Biz Marty until they got felted by BlameKatie and that's how the Kennel Kickers shit kicked off. While I do agree that Kennel Kickers themselves require their own thread, talking about these people are allowed since they are KiwiTubers.

 

[side salad]

What's with all the pearl clutching? All of the KK main subjects are by definition kiwitubers. They even have demonstrated history of trying to branch out from their pet cows into the larger lolcowsphere.

People bitched and moaned this was being discussed in the Cyraxx thread so it was moved here. The other Wilkins thread is practically dead. Don't pretend like you can't have more than one conversation going in a thread at a time, come on now. KK is bigger than just Jonathan Wilkins.

When KK gets its own thread I'll gladly move. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

getting a strong feeling this is the end of this. which is a shame. hope i'm wrong!

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

What's with all the pearl clutching? All of the KK main subjects are by definition kiwitubers. They even have demonstrated history of trying to branch out from their pet cows into the larger lolcowsphere.

People bitched and moaned this was being discussed in the Cyraxx thread so it was moved here. The other Wilkins thread is practically dead. Don't pretend like you can't have more than one conversation going in a thread at a time, come on now. KK is bigger than just Jonathan Wilkins.

When KK gets its own thread I'll gladly move. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

While I do agree that Kennel Kickers themselves require their own thread, talking about these people are allowed since they are KiwiTubers.

The issue I have is that each time a topic about more visible and popular newgen moralfag kiwitubers (the original purpose of this thread) was brought up, it was completely drowned out by the sheer quantity of repetitive KK posts and in the process some of us felt quite alienated from this thread by the time this week was on the verge of ending.
It didn't help matters either that a massive impasse was eventually reached with Bill disavowing us because we hate those hecking troons and KK kept refusing the repeated panel requests no matter what to the point it actually got grating, plus with them almost completely disappearing from the internet because they know we're after them.

Therefore, after hitting that massive brick wall with no clear solution in sight, that's why I think we need to move on from KK's total monopolization; just a matter of timing and need to transition from that era in this thread before it overstays its welcome. I didn't say we need to stop talking about them altogether because infighting is bullshit and I hate it because we're all on the same team. Instead, I think we need to limit the KK discussion to a certain amount unless significant events happen so that way other kiwituber topics, such as shooting the shit/snarking the newgen moralfags and deep dives/exposes on them, and other kiwituber section discussions can proliferate.

I'm in favor of KK getting an entirely new OP/thread since discussion of them is way more than warranted enough for a brand new thread under Internet Tough Guys; either that or Artaius updates his Wings007 thread OP to include the other KK as well with their full phonebook info.

 

[MainManJoshuaGraham]

In fairness, I can see both sides of the argument. But, in my opinion, I think it has been firmly established that most, if not all of the Kennel Kickers do fall under the category of "Kiwitubers" in some form (for example, Cinemaz wasn't even a troll, he was a cow streamer who spent more of his time serving as a mouth piece for Ranked Material while poorly covering Tibbz and various other randoms/007 originally posting shitpost style videos of Wings to get under his skin, etc). Not to mention, in some ways, these people tried to "moral fag" in their own way by instigating, or attempting to instigate infighting with many other Kiwi Tubers for varying reasons. These include, but are not limited to...

- Accusations of grifting off of lolcow content (edit: let's be honest, all of these fuckers grift in some way, so I guess this is really just a case of pot meet kettle)
- "Ruining the content"
- Accusations of engaging in degenerate behavior behind the scenes within either their communities, or with the cows they were covering (ironic, considering members of the Kenne; Kickers had Bills nudes, while Marx frequently accused many Cyraxx orbiters of also having goblin nudes)
- Petty infighting bullshit (see the 007 thread, or check @Remmick's various posts for the streams he has archived of KK members starting shit with BlameKatie and her community)

These are just a few examples I can name right off the top of my head. While I will agree that a lot of this information will and should get placed in an eventual Kennel Kickers/Ranked Material thread, this thread could still serve as a home base for the general discussion regarding these people. Though on the other hand, I will say that the fire is likely dying out on them, since there has been radio silence over the last several weeks, and Bill's recent behavior, or lack thereof depending on how you view it.