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Some lunatic posted a picture of their own child on the Jacqueline subreddit
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Reddit can be great but it is also filled with these power leveling losers. I think the worst I saw was someone posting their fucking friend’s baby to one up a cow.

Like…..posting your own kid is bad enough but posting someone else’s in order to feel better is so insane I’m amazed it’s not in the DSM by now
 
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I think this archive . is link leads to the full article on Lindy.

(The archive.is gateway has been acting fucky today and timing out occasionally. Sooo...Good luck.)
Just because I have zero trust in these links remaining permanently...

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Should be in order. Lemme know if there's any issues.
 
Here is the full chimpout that Lindy's husband emailed to the author of the Slate article reposted above. Absolute psycho:
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Anyway, I listened to Adult Braces in its entirety today while painting the guest room. It's a memoir of a road trip, and she a big bitch, so naturally Lindy recounts quite a bit of food she ate, from gas station snacks to hotel breakfasts to purchases at roadside stands to meals she shared with friends along the way. At one point, friends serve a casserole and a big salad for dinner. She also eats a banana while driving. Other than that, NOT ONE SINGLE FRUIT OR VEGETABLE IS MENTIONED IN THE ENTIRE BOOK. She literally eats cake and pepperoni for breakfast.

Pic related, from her current book tour:
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Also sorry this has zero relevance to anything but she's wearing the same chartreuse tarp her interviewer was wearing a day or two earlier (that's West on the right):
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I've seen people online wondering whether Lindy anticipated the backlash to this memoir and even if she's possibly trolling a bit, hoping for virality. After listening to the book, I'm confident that Lindy believed she was publishing an inspiring story of her journey to a happy polyamorous marriage. Her jackass husband has convinced her that his lifetime of cretinous behavior is fine, actually. She had no idea that every other person on Earth would realize instantly that it's transparently NOT fine. Hahahahahaha she'll surely fade back into obscurity soon but I for one am greatly enjoying her current lolcow turn.

If anyone wants yet more milk, the podcast Good Noticings (formerly Celebrity Memoir Book Club) has a satisfying segment on Lindy in their latest episode. I recommend skipping to the Lindy talk at ~1:07, the rest of the pod is inane.
 
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Here is the full chimpout that Lindy's husband emailed to the author of the Slate article reposted above. Absolute psycho:
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Anyway, I listened to Adult Braces in its entirety today while painting the guest room. It's a memoir of a road trip, and she a big bitch, so naturally Lindy recounts quite a bit of food she ate, from gas station snacks to hotel breakfasts to purchases at roadside stands to meals she shared with friends along the way. At one point, friends serve a casserole and a big salad for dinner. She also eats a banana while driving. Other than that, NOT ONE SINGLE FRUIT OR VEGETABLE IS MENTIONED IN THE ENTIRE BOOK. She literally eats cake and pepperoni for breakfast.

Pic related, from her current book tour:
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Also sorry this has zero relevance to anything but she's wearing the same chartreuse tarp her interviewer was wearing a day or two earlier (that's West on the right):
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I've seen people online wondering whether Lindy anticipated the backlash to this memoir and even if she's possibly trolling a bit, hoping for virality. After listening to the book, I'm confident that Lindy believed she was publishing an inspiring story of her journey to a happy polyamorous marriage. Her jackass husband has convinced her that his lifetime of cretinous behavior is fine, actually. She had no idea that every other person on Earth would realize instantly that it's transparently NOT fine. Hahahahahaha she'll surely fade back into obscurity soon but I for one am greatly enjoying her current lolcow turn.

If anyone wants yet more milk, the podcast Good Noticings (formerly Celebrity Memoir Book Club) has a satisfying segment on Lindy in their latest episode. I recommend skipping to the Lindy talk at ~1:07, the rest of the pod is inane.
So it appears they did an article about his wife and he’s mad they didn’t glaze him enough.

Muh feminism.
 
It's a memoir of a road trip, and she a big bitch, so naturally Lindy recounts quite a bit of food she ate, from gas station snacks to hotel breakfasts to purchases at roadside stands to meals she shared with friends along the way.

Cow-Crossover: In "Adult Braces," there's a chapter that includes our very own deathfat cows Corissa and Jay.

Lindy drops in on them at their house in Kansas for (what else) the eats.

My second night in Lawrence, I had dinner with Corissa Enneking, Jay Aprileo, and Meghan Tonjes, three fat creators I know from the internet. We sat outside in the warm breeze and talked about the strange niche of being a public fat person—a defining force in my adult life but something I rarely get to discuss with anyone who understands. These three were just so there for each other, and I thought about how easy and healing it was to connect with people if you’re brave enough to let them know you.​
I said I was trying to figure out how to feel sexy again, and I thought maybe I’d start a secret OnlyFans. But I didn’t want to show my face, and I didn’t want to be naked, and what would I DO on it? “Anything,” Corissa cut me off before I even finished the question. “Men will pay to watch you do anything. You don’t understand. They want to watch you do ANYTHING. Vacuuming, playing video games, cutting your toenails.”​
“I’m not sure if cutting my toenails on camera is going to help me reconnect with my sexuality,” I said.​
“Maybe not,” Corissa laughed. “But you’re leaving money on the table.”​
They walked me out to my van and I noticed Fat Daddy’s honey jar still stuck in the cup holder. Impulsively, I offered it to Jay and Corissa as a goodbye present, as though the power of Fat Daddy might cement our friendship, preserving this moment in its amber depths forever.​
“Hell yeah!” said Jay.​
“Drive safe,” said Meghan. “I gotta go clip my toenails on OnlyFans.”​

Lindy is such a completely unraveling mess.

Noting the reference above to gifting a jar of Fat Daddy’s honey to J. Aprileo, I traced the book back to the origins of her ethical trampolining regarding this innocuous little honeypot.

There's a lot of "what Lindy thinks others think" based on her own stereotypes.

A bit left of center, I find it wild how prejudiced Lindy is in this book.

ETA: All paragraph returns added by me 'cause, "Damn Lindy, just one run-on sentence much? You're not James Joyce. ❡'s exist."

Is it unethical, according to my politics, to buy a small jar of raw clover honey from the Buttfuck Nowhere, Wyoming, truck stop, from an old man named Fat Daddy who is selling them from a folding table with his friend, and Fat Daddy’s wearing a hat that spells out 2A—as in “Second Amendment”—in, um, rifles?​
And then his friend is wearing a hat that has a big rifle on it, and it says, WE WILL NOT COMPLY.​
Is it unethical to give these absolutely certainly virulent racists my ten dollars for some honey? What do we think?​
I think it’s okay. I’m making connections! We’re building bridges.​
I just realized that Fat Daddy—Honey Daddy—probably has really bad views on abortion. What if he uses my ten dollars to print a sign to go harass people at the clinic?​
This is what I don’t get. Sir, why don’t you just, like, live your life being a nice bee man? You’re clearly into bees, which is very tender. He’s into bees, but not industrially. He said he can’t sell his honey commercially, because he doesn’t make enough, because he doesn’t have five thousand beehives.​
Sir, that’s cute! You’re a bee hobbyist, for the love of it! So now apply that. Apply that. Please, please apply it. Fat Daddy, please!”​

Yanno, Lindy, your "internal ethics arguments" very often start from a wrong premise, then veer into highly judgmental. You nearly always assume facts not in evidence, and let your confirmation biases feed your narrative.

Isn't that kinda like the pre-judging she says "dose MAGA" do?

"I hope this nice, corn-fed lady with Oregon plates ain't one of them liberals from Buttfuck'd-Up Portland, who don't know my life, but want to take away my guns.​
"I wonder if it's 'ethical' to sell this woman my hard work'd for honey, just so she can give it away to some lazy, ungrateful, insatiable, insanely corpulent, eternally complaining bitch in Kansas who's slowly killing herself...​
"...turn around, write unsubstantiated libel about me, make a lotta money from her book, and then give out a lotta money (waaay more than these five dollars I'm gonna make) to liberal lobbies that want to fuck with my way of life.​
"That's cute, Ma'am! You were a blogging hobbyist, now you're writing for the money and fame of it. So, talk to people like me and learn about perspectives outside your own, Fat Lindy. Apply that. Please, please apply it, Fat Lindy, please!"

But we have no idea what Fat Daddy was thinking. For all we know, Fat Daddy was just all: "Thanks. Drive safe. I gotta go clip my toenails on OnlyFans."

And we don't know because Lindy didn't care to ask him. Instead, she put her words (and her paranoid presumptions about others) into his mouth.

She speaks of ethics while she steps right up to defaming Fat Daddy. She writes he's an "absolutely certainly virulent racist"...only evidenced by catching sight of his pro-Second Amendment cap.

One does not necessarily equal the other, Lindy.

Finally: Dis bint didn't even acknowledge the old man's Fat Liberation leanings. Yet here he was, identifying himself (even labeling his honey) with "FAT Daddy!"

As she would say:

It's cute, Lindy, but do better. Apply that. Please, please apply it, Fat Lindy, please!​

It's great that Lindy's getting rightfully evicerated over this book. But the fun questions begin when you close the back cover: Are the oppression points worth living in hell? --and-- Will this dummy ever deprogram enough to dump her "supa-feminist, high-holy" husband and his supa-sullen side-chick?

Ack-chy-ually, with all this negative publicity raining down on their heads, I wouldn't be shocked if it was the grifting girlfriend who decides to ditch the both of them first.


ETA: Such lurve to @Diet Coke 4 Life for archiving that entire Slate article (via a link in this post) to our local servers. TMDWU!

Blessed be the archivists, for they shall bring the eternal reference links to the Farms...
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buy a small jar of raw clover honey from the Buttfuck Nowhere, Wyoming, truck stop, from an old man named Fat Daddy who is selling them from a folding table with his friend, and Fat Daddy’s wearing a hat that spells out 2A
This is just about the only way to buy anything, you dumb bitch. Even if it didn't fall off the back of a truck, some of your best times in life will be with a guy selling an unexpected food item from a folding chair in the middle of the desert/jungle/office park exit ramp.
 
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This is just about the only way to buy anything, you dumb bitch. Even if it didn't fall of the back of a truck, some of your best times in life will be with a guy selling an unexpected food item from a folding chair in the middle of the desert/jungle/office park exit ramp.
But she has to have SOMETHING to complain about.
 
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No because most people are not Neanderthals.
After a couple of decades of military service, I won't touch Uncrustables with a 10' fucking pole. Bleh.

And even the slobbish 19 year old dipshits that accepted those things as currency for getting their maintenance done understood that you took your stupid Uncrustable and heated it in the toaster oven prior to consumption, because otherwise they're lackluster shitwiches.
 
There's an article in the New York Times about the Plus Size Park Hoppers:


I'm blocked from archiving the article because NYT "suspects I'm a robot." Can someone who's not a tech idiot like me (and presumably not a robot like me) archive it?

With this article and the one on Lindy West, the NYT is on quite the fat roll recently.

Lindy West article if anyone wants to archive that one as well: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/opinion/feminism-polyamory-lindy-west.html

Hope I'm not late with these, but give me clocks if I am.
 
Can someone who's not a tech idiot like me (and presumably not a robot like me) archive it?
Greedy Fly already hit you with the archive link, but in case anyone is like me and finds news sites kind of annoying to read on archival sites, I recorded the whole article for posterity (including select photos).

Having skimmed it, it strikes me as incredibly pointless and am surprised this passes for journalism these days, but you do get a chance to see Stephanie unfiltered and she's definitely working overtime as the primary camera girl to maintain the appearance of being the slimmest of them all (at least in my opinion).

They’re Plus-Size and Kind of Famous at Disney World​

Five influencer friends have amassed half a million online followers with videos that help larger people find comfy chairs, ride roller coasters and feel confident.
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The Plus Size Park Hoppers visit Disney parks as often as their work schedules and budgets will allow, usually about six times a year.

There’s a surprising amount of crying in the most magical place on Earth.

Don’t worry: They’re happy tears.

On a warm Wednesday morning last month, the Plus Size Park Hoppers had just finished riding the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. The group, five 30-something friends from Massachusetts, have become niche celebrities in the three years since they began posting videos documenting their experiences of what it’s like to have a larger body at amusement parks. They regularly demonstrate how to navigate roller coaster seats and point out which restaurants have chairs without tight armrests.

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Stephanie Lanciani and Ashley Dignard, two of the five Plus Size Park Hoppers, outside the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom.

The group was looking at plastic swords in the gift shop outside the ride when a plus-size woman in a mobility scooter started talking to them. Then she burst into tears.

Jennifer Stauch, 55, of Gilead, Ohio, said she had been following the women on social media for years.

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Jennifer Stauch, of Gilead, Ohio, was overcome with emotion when she met the Plus Size Park Hoppers at Disney World, saying she had been following the group online for years.

“It almost feels like they’re my friends. They’re out and doing the stuff that I want to do. Sometimes family doesn’t get it, but. …” Ms. Stauch trailed off. She wore a red T-shirt with the word “Home” emblazoned over Cinderella’s Castle.

“We get it, we get it,” Deanna Wood, one of the Park Hoppers, said. Stephanie Lanciani, another member, offered Ms. Stauch a hug before they parted ways.

An Antidote to #SkinnyTok​


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Some of the Plus Size Park Hoppers have been friends since childhood. Katie Mazzeo played high school softball with another member.

With weight-loss drugs like Ozempic contributing to a culture of extreme thinness on red carpets and social media communities like #SkinnyTok glamorizing eating disorders, the Plus Size Park Hoppers offer something of an antidote.
“In a world where GLP-1s are the rage, we are being adversarial by being plus-size,” Ms. Lanciani said.

If you’ve ever seen a Plus Size Park Hoppers video, you’ll immediately recognize Ms. Lanciani’s voice, as upbeat and singsong as a Disney princess’s.

“We’re the Plus Size Park Hoppers and we range from size 2x to 5x,” she opens every video, a line describing their clothing sizes that has become the group’s calling card.

In addition to Ms. Lanciani and Ms. Wood, the quintet consists of Katie Mazzeo and the sisters Ashley and Sarah Dignard. They’ve been friends for years, some of them since childhood.

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The Park Hoppers post videos that help larger people feel more comfortable on Disney rides like the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh and the Tron Lightcycle/Run. They also visit and post about other parks, including Universal Orlando Resort.

Longtime Disney lovers and annual pass holders, members of the group have been visiting the parks together since 2016, but it wasn’t until 2023 that Ms. Lanciani pitched her friends on turning their experiences into content. Now, they take as many trips as their budgets and work schedules will allow, usually about six visits a year.

Their first viral hit was a demonstration of how to straddle the motorcycle-esque seats on a Tron-themed roller coaster that offered tips on how to request an accessible seat if the standard one was too small.

Even if you’re not looking for their size-related advice, it’s fun to watch people talk about something they truly love. In this case, that something is Disney World, a place where “things still feel like magic,” Ms. Lanciani said.

‘Is That Them?’​

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Iliana and Romy Pecullan, 21 and 18, sisters from Port Washington, N.Y., said they had found the Park Hoppers by following their Instagram Stories that day.

Navigating the Magic Kingdom with the Park Hoppers feels like playing a video game using a cheat code. They plan out their days precisely, using Lightning Lane, a service that lets guests pay extra to jump lines. They know exactly where to smile for the ride cameras. And, most important, they know just what accommodations to request.

Though not every member is able to physically fit on every ride, the group said Disney employees are often quite helpful. For example, while in the line for the Tron roller coaster, several members asked for a special chariot-style seat that accommodates larger customers. An employee directed them to a specific line for that seat. On other rides, like Pirates of the Caribbean, the group will ask if they can seat just one person or two people on bench-style seats that can fit up to three.

Asking for these modifications requires “confidence,” Ms. Lanciani said, but she hopes by posting about them that they can inspire others to ask for what they need, too.

Between rides, the group took time to shoot videos for social media. In one, each woman modeled her “outfit of the day,” detailing where she bought her ensemble, from mouse ears to sneakers.

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Sarah Dignard and Ms. Lanciani each showed off an “outfit of the day.”

“It can be hard for plus-size people to find clothes, so we like to tell people where we get ours,” Ms. Lanciani said.

The group plans each day’s outfits around a theme — on this day it was “Beauty and the Beast.” Adult patrons of Disney parks are not allowed to wear costumes. Instead, they subtly cosplay — a practice known as “Disney bounding” — with references to the characters they are copying, like a yellow T-shirt and skirt as a nod to Belle.

Bracelets and Bullies​

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Fans frequently come up to greet and take selfies with the Park Hoppers as they stroll around the Magic Kingdom.

These days, the group has half a million followers across TikTok and Instagram, and plenty in real life too. Walking down Main Street, U.S.A., the Magic Kingdom’s central thoroughfare, one could hear whispers of “Is that them?”

One park employee said she was more excited to see the Park Hoppers than she had been to spot Disney’s new chief executive.

Before this trip, Ms. Wood made about 400 friendship bracelets — beaded with tiny, plastic Mickey Mouse heads and the letters “PSPH BFF” (Plus Size Park Hoppers Best Friend Forever). It makes for a nice icebreaker with fans, she said.

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The group consists of Ashley Dignard, Ms. Mazzeo, Ms. Lanciani, Sarah Dignard and Deanna Wood, who personally made about 400 friendship bracelets to hand out to fans.

Not that their fans needed any help breaking the ice. Over the course of the day, dozens of people of all ages and sizes stopped to chat and take pictures. Most took a bracelet. A group of teenage boys from Wisconsin shouted, “Mom, take my picture!” when they met the group, then skipped away, pumping their fists.

“I hope we are teaching people to be more kind. My whole life, as a child and a teen, I was bullied for my weight, and now people love us for what we do,” Ms. Wood said.

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Ms. Mazzeo and Ms. Lanciani taking a selfie with a fan.

The women also have to endure their fair share of online cruelty. Members have been the target of hatred and harassment, even death threats.

“The happier we are in our videos, the angrier they are,” Ms. Lanciani said. They try to ignore nasty comments, choosing instead to find humor in them. And there’s another balm for the negativity: In the attention economy, a view from a hater has the same value as one from a fan.

Over the years, the group has made enough money through merch sales and brand deals to fund some of their trips. Just before this visit to Disney World, the group paid for tickets on a Disney Caribbean cruise with money made from social media, they said.

One More Ride​

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Sarah Dignard with Ms. Lanciani, who said of the group’s online haters: “The happier we are in our videos, the angrier they are.”

As the sun began to set, the group settled in for the evening fireworks show. Several members gestured to the sky exactly on beat as if they were cuing the pyrotechnics.

Afterward, some of the Park Hoppers went for one last ride on the Space Mountain roller coaster, where Ms. Lanciani offered friendship bracelets to several employees who had recognized her.

When the coaster came to a stop, one of the employees asked if the group wanted a “re-ride,” Disney-speak for being ushered to the front of the line for one more go.

Absolutely.
 
but you do get a chance to see Stephanie unfiltered and she's definitely working overtime as the primary camera girl to maintain the appearance of being the slimmest of them all

You weren’t kidding 😳 damn that’s diabolical. All the other gorls look the same as they do in the Instagram videos, but Steph’s been using some witchcraft to hide her extra chins and overall girth.

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> A group of teenage boys from Wisconsin shouted, “Mom, take my picture!” when they met the group, then skipped away, pumping their fists.

110% chance these boys were taking the piss. Either that or they're pooners.
 
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