Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

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I cannot wait for the reply to the counterclaim, we could see our finest plightsplaining yet.

I wonder if he tries something akin to "The defendant isn't allowed to countersue me because the pending motions for things I'm intentionally refusing to do mean this case is in limbo forever, plus he didn't warn me and I didn't consent. This is a copyright case yuh honah, which is why I never mention copyright and only talk about reputational damage."

 

[Milk Float]

It's going to be a mess. Today's filings already are too much for Russ by themselves. Combining it with his various other lawsuits, AND that whole living in his car thing concurrently with frantically filing extreme emergency motions to undo the eviction that already happened? The man is going to either:

A. Shut down completely

B. Shit out the most bizarre, nonsensical think ChatGPT can conjure

C. Fuck up and mix up the filings between all these cases

All the while seething with rage in his car the entire time, and getting annoyed by the nuances of typing/filing legal documents from a phone.

Not sure about the “either”. Knowing our ghoulish freak, he’ll do parts of A, B & C in each case.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I didn't want to be the one to tell you this... but that breathing mask strapped to your face is hooked up to to Jeremy Hambly's leaking anus. It must have been mislabeled...

I reject this wholly and entirely.

 

[Billy Beeple]

How long until Russ sues his former counsel (from the appeal) for getting him into this mess?

 

[CEO of Gay]

How long until Russ sues his former counsel (from the appeal) for getting him into this mess?

Do it, Russ! You know you want to.

The moment they abandoned your case and left you to deal with the Horrible Hardship Hardin all by yourself, is the moment they began to neglect their ethical duties to zealously defend you. Sounds like perfect grounds for a bar complaint and a lawsuit against them for screwing you over.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

At this rate Crusty is going to spend another night in his car that he obtained by student loan fraud.

It's almost enough to make my cold, black heart beat with joy. Almost.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Bold of Mr. Hardin to assume this will stop Russ. He'll just come up with some explanation of why the bond should be some sort of symbolic (and small) amount he can actually pay like he usually does:

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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If only DJF worked for free...Russ would then somehow not be homeless?

Just while we're talking about Shitlips suing the DJF, I'm suddenly reminded of this absolute banger from July 2024.
Does plaintiff think he will kill himself this time?

 

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Does plaintiff think he will kill himself this time?

Plaintiff might end up outliving DSP

 

[Captain Manning]

$75k in damages

Assuming that this were imposed, might I also assume that Greer may never be able to pay it?

 

[HackerX]

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Bold of Mr. Hardin to assume this will stop Russ. He'll just come up with some explanation of why the bond should be some sort of symbolic (and small) amount he can actually pay like he usually does:
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My theory it'd Russ would insist it'd be some tiny, abritary percentage he made up. Ofc, that's after Russ files dozens of motions demanding he not be required to post a bond.

 

[DavidS877]

Assuming that this were imposed, might I also assume that Greer may never be able to pay it?

Of course not. But the seething when his payments from Uber, etc are garnished would be great.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Plaintiff might end up outliving DSP

Woah woah woah now, slow down there boss. No one outlives DSP. That motherfucker will live until he's 130 years old.

 

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No one outlives DSP. That motherfucker will live until he's 130 years old.

Even in the worst case scenario, with DSP dying at the age of 130 years and 364 days, that just means Greer needs to be alive until he's at least 122 years and 29 days old to outlive him
At his current pace of killing himself, that's child's play

Spoiler: Math in case you want to doublecheck

Allegedly DSP was born on April 6 1982, meaning that his 131st birthday would be in 2113, so one day before that is April 5 2113.
Allegedly Greer was born on March 7 1991, so to outlive, he'll need to be alive on that day
That's 122 years from 1991 to 2113 and 29 days from March 7 to April 5

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Does plaintiff think he will kill himself this time?

Inshallah.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Assuming that this were imposed, might I also assume that Greer may never be able to pay it?

I envision another Melinda Scott scenario where the court goes "realistically your never getting monetary damages, here's a "he can't sue you again" card. Since your the internet's field nigger, take it or leave it".

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Assuming that this were imposed, might I also assume that Greer may never be able to pay it?

Nobody realistically expects Shitlips to pay his dues. I just want this 'Death of a Thousand Cuts' lifestyle to follow him around for the rest of his meagre existence.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Of course not. But the seething when his payments from Uber, etc are garnished would be great.

I have seen in other cases I have read how tough the courts can get if you fuck around with trying to prevent them from garnishing your wages. They can put requirements on you that any time you gain or lose a source of income over a certain amount that you MUST inform the court, That you MUST supply the court with your tax filings to ensure that the income you are reporting to the court matches what you are telling the government to ensure you are telling the truth. That you MUST list any and all open accounts that hold assets with the court to ensure that you don't try and stash assets somewhere else they don't know about. It can get pretty overbearing. Also, if you fuck up even a little, even if its by mistake, they can take a zero tolerance policy, hold you in contempt, and the judge can and will throw your ass in jail for it.

Enjoy jail, contemptuous stalker!!

 

[jerkstore]

(edit: i originally accidentally posted this comment in the wrong greer thread, so i deleted and reposted here. if folks who follow all greer threads are seeing this a second time, it was my own fuckup).

hot damn, this is my first time catching up since the thread was last locked, and it’s like fucking christmas morning! cox decision, hardin’s answer, COUNTERSUIT!! i was also reminded while reading hardin’s answer that it was encyclopedia dramatica’s russell article that brought me to KF in the first place. and i adore (most of) you scoundrels! hard to believe it’s been 5 years.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Does plaintiff think he will kill himself this time?

He's going to try to suicide by breathing in his electric cars exhaust