From the IFP petition:
"In January 2026, I utilized student loan funds to purchase a vehicle to secure my livelihood through gig work (DoorDash/Lyft), as my landlord was already infringing on my rights."
Isn't this just straight up fraud?
Tens of millions of dipshit college students have been signing on the dotted line to get their Pell Grants, subsidized and unsubsidized loans for years and years, promising this that and the other w.r.t. college expenses, only to go out and immediately spend that money on complete bullshit.
Only Russell Greer has managed to fuck it up, in sworn writing, on a legal form, that he spent government money meant for educational expenses, on unrelated shit. Without any provocation, threat, promise or coercion, Russell manages to snitch on himself. Willingly.
I think the courts would be more impressed if he just said "i took da student loan money and paied for hookers cause mike was discriminating against me with this whole rent bullshit"
Edit, just for fun, I should add that to the best of my knowledge and personal experience, no academic institution or governmental body has ever required individuals to disclose
what they spend their loan/grant money on. It's been a while but I remember maybe they have a clause in the application process about promising to only spend it on educational expenses, but they don't follow up or regulate it. Just check "I agree" and mooooove on.