I think a good merch run would be reasonably priced copper KF coins with Liz Dong-Gone on the face. It would be more appropriate than silver, which one would sell to a jeweler or pawn shop, as copper is the currency of choice for meth heads. Tweakers will bring you all kinds of shit for good scrap, which make the coins particularly suited to our user base.
What makes it even better is that our boy Elliot would flip his shit at the metallic disrespect. It would be hilarious and serve to drive subscriptions. He's hurt, it's time to hit the narcissist in the only place he ever had feeling to begin with; His ego.