💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sneed Force One]

Imagine being a normie and getting recommended a Rekieta Law video, you like true crime stuff so you give it a watch:

The first thing you hear is the court audio and a TTS voice talking over each other, your eye is immediately drawn to a superchat with a black guy's face bouncing around and covering the streamer's webcam. You try and make sense of the cluttered fucking mess of a layout. Why is the actual content squeezed between akimbo live chats filled with retarded spam? What the fuck is a micropeen counter? If you don't immediately click off you're treated to the faggiest man alive drunkenly seething about some guy named Kurt. Is that a witness or something? Pizza casserole? Huh? Isn't this meant to be a law stream?

It feels like an excellent unconscious admission of his lack of skill.

He has to smother the screen with clutter, chats taking up four-fifths of the display, unfunny TTS, and tacky AI-generated logos.
He cannot simply let the actual content breathe, because (on some level) he knows he can't hold the audience's attention on his own. He has to rely on fucking low IQ AI slop content / Subway Surfer splitscreen goycattle tactics to distract a Dabbleverser's mind from committing crimes long enough to donate to him.

In that sense, all the noise is not a stylistic choice so much as a confession. If the content were genuinely engaging, it would not need to hide behind so much distraction.

 

[Lt Saavik]

Wait a minute..... Is that a troon...?


Look at that 10-head receding hairline

 

[AnOminous]

Wait a minute..... Is that a troon...?

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Look at that 10-head receding hairline

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It's ALWAYS a troon.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wait a minute..... Is that a troon...?

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Look at that 10-head receding hairline

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Looks like Juju trooned out.

 

[Lt Saavik]

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I had a dream last night Rekieta was responding positively with us in the thread

I had a dream he wasn’t an insufferable faggot and then I woke up

I don't believe either of you, since seeing Rekieta in your sleep automatically qualifies as a nightmare, not a dream.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't believe either of you, since seeing Rekieta in your sleep automatically qualifies as a nightmare, not a dream.

Imagine this freak as your sleep paralysis demon. You just feel like your balls are shrivelling in excruciating pain, like a balldo being strapped on by the dark figure as he grins and laughs.

 

[Vibralldo]

It feels like an excellent unconscious admission of his lack of skill.

He has to smother the screen with clutter, chats taking up four-fifths of the display, unfunny TTS, and tacky AI-generated logos.
He cannot simply let the actual content breathe, because (on some level) he knows he can't hold the audience's attention on his own. He has to rely on fucking low IQ AI slop content / Subway Surfer splitscreen goycattle tactics to distract a Dabbleverser's mind from committing crimes long enough to donate to him. In that sense, all the noise is not a stylistic choice so much as a confession. If the content were genuinely engaging, it would not need to hide behind so much distraction.

It's too perfect

 

[DemsBNutz]

That is because Emily Baker doesn't have the CHARISMA Nick Rekieta has, and can't use the stream as a pretense to make it all about herself. She actually has to do the hard work, and be BORING. Nick will put all the chats in the world he can, put himself in the centre and then put the trial in smallest rectangle he can. That's the least he can do for himself!

This should be ALL ABOUT HIM, shouldn't it?! Rumble and YouTube, get the word out that he's back!!! THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR HIS COMBACK WITH BATED BREATH!

Touché.

Ok so If it had not been for people like Lenord French And baldo.. I would have never discover Emily Baker, Sean, Nate, Good lawyer content.. It takes the narsistic lawyers for people to see the trees from the forest. Law content is boring. How one presents it is key. Emily Is one of the good ones. Baldo will never have a ted talk that is actualy compelling. If you want a good Ted talk look up Emily's..

 

[Vibralldo]

Ok so If it had not been for people like Lenord French And baldo.. I would have never discover Emily Baker, Sean, Nate, Good lawyer content.. It takes the narsistic lawyers for people to see the trees from the forest. Law content is boring. How one presents it is key. Emily Is one of the good ones. Baldo will never have a ted talk that is actualy compelling. If you want a good Ted talk look up Emily's..

Nick continues to ignore the obvious fact that Nick didn't blow up because people wanted to watch him, he blew up because people wanted to watch the trial and his guests.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick continues to ignore the obvious fact that Nick didn't blow up because people wanted to watch him, he blew up because people wanted to watch the trial and his guests.

I think the "culture war" did some heavy lifting too. So many Youtubers on both sides got away with robbery for years just because they were on the percieved correct side of the issues.

 

[dustnight]

It was always a Balldo stream. Balldo Law, a nonexistent Balldo firm in Minnesota.

Maybe the real show was the balldos we wore along the way?

 

[Dropa5pack]

Nick is getting into DSP territory;

The begging
Reliance on gimmicks to make up for their abhorrent personalities
Rampant unbridled narcissism
Using their wives as shields
Both fundamentally misunderstand why their audience is there

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Nick is getting into DSP territory;

The begging
Reliance on gimmicks to make up for their abhorrent personalities
Rampant unbridled narcissism
Using their wives as shields
Both fundamentally misunderstand why their audience is there

DSP will outlive him and for all his faults at least DSP never neglected his children or exposed them to drug orgies.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Also: DSP might be a goofball and a dick, but I feel like sometimes people do go a bit too far into actually interfering with DSP.

Rekieta's flaws actually impact and hurt other people, and as far as I know, no one actually goes out of their way to help him self-Imholate. He does that for free.

EDIT: I can't believe I didn't see that pun when I wrote it the first time.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

 

[Balldo]

Also: DSP might be a goofball and a dick, but I feel like sometimes people do go a bit too far into actually interfering with DSP.

I mean, is that even a hot take? Hacking people's routers and bank accounts is really crossing the fucking line. I like the Casino, but them failing to see that the detractors are even bigger lolcows and douchebags than Phil is the biggest mistake they have made on their show. Not crying because "they're mean to Phil" but because they're cheating their fans of content! Remember "flush the doody"? Now he's a contributor to their show. "Let's go, Doody, friend of the show, (blows air horn)!"

It's similar to Wings and Chantal, where the alog communities around them are far more cringe and embarrassing than the actual cow. Especially true with Chantal, where once you go down the hater rabbit hole, it's possible to find so much gold that you forget what lolcow you started from! Josh got this when he did person streams, the Casino hasn't figured it out yet. I don't like Turkey Tom much, but his Chantal alog videos are pretty good.

As for Nick, I can't think of much that really crosses the line other than a few sick freaks who used to be in this thread who thought it was cool to start talking about the oldest kid literally the day he turned 18, like it was an Olsen twins countdown.

 

[AnOminous]

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I still don't get where he finds these fag outfits. Is there some clothes store next to the Gay 90s where you can just go in and act for the biggest advertisement that you suck cocks all day long and they sell you something that says that?

 

[Strix454]

That is because Emily Baker doesn't have the CHARISMA Nick Rekieta has, and can't use the stream as a pretense to make it all about herself. She actually has to do the hard work, and be BORING. Nick will put all the chats in the world he can, put himself in the centre and then put the trial in smallest rectangle he can. That's the least he can do for himself!

And once he is back, he can finally drop all this trail stream and lawtube nonsense again. He can get back to balldos and photocopying his ass, talking about porn, poppers, drugs and bloody sex with women. Rumble will back with a dumptruck full of money for him and he will finally be able to tell them how to fix their platform. And we will get hottub streams with Nick again and Nick will travel to hot destinations like that playboy themed rental he stayed at in Nashville. He will even be able to buy awful clothing in Las Vegas again.

Its all almost within reach. Drexel and Aaron will come back to him. Scarlett will take his money for sex because he will be a star again. He will be able to laugh from the heights of his success at Sean and Kurt. He will win Ice Dagger girl away from Mersh, April will come back to live in his garden shed, And every internet lawyer will be lining up to appear on Nick's show.

Nick is a social media genius. Its just a matter of time until those hundreds of thousands of people discover (in spite of youtube) that he is streaming again and come home to Nick.

 

[not william stenchever]

The first thing you hear is the court audio and a TTS voice talking over each other, your eye is immediately drawn to a superchat with a black guy's face bouncing around and covering the streamer's webcam. You try and make sense of the cluttered fucking mess of a layout. Why is the actual content squeezed between akimbo live chats filled with retarded spam? What the fuck is a micropeen counter? If you don't immediately click off you're treated to the faggiest man alive drunkenly seething about some guy named Kurt. Is that a witness or something? Pizza casserole? Huh? Isn't this meant to be a law stream?

Ow! My Balls! in Idiocracy had a better and less distracting array of ads and stuff surrounding the show on screen.