💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Terror_Mouse]

Isn't that the same strategy he used for Judge "Pussy Liquor"? As I recall she voluntarily recused herself, but that was in corrupt CandyOHigh County so....

I thought that in Minnesota you get one free judge mulligan, and he used it on her?

 

[Strix454]

Isn't that the same strategy he used for Judge "Pussy Liquor"? As I recall she voluntarily recused herself, but that was in corrupt CandyOHigh County so....

I think it was the other way around. She was removed from the case at his request. Minnesota allows one removal of a judge from a criminal case without cause.

Defendants or attorneys trying to game the system to get judges to recuse themselves through their own actions is usually a very dangerous game to be playing. It will be obvious to the judges and it will almost never work. Trying to mess with judges is always a really bad idea.

 

[Nova902]

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Drug allowance really cutting into that botting allowance these days...

 

[daffodils]

Come on, Nick! You know you want to!

 

[Vibralldo]

Come on, Nick! You know you want to!
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Nick continues to be a pussy

Sad, pathetic

 

[Nova902]

When you pay Nick to be funny

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[Folgers Can]

Team Imholte

• Literally winning by doing nothing

THE TOE wins by doing NOTHING.

From the sound of it, he may have just gotten lucky with this one weird trick that the "social media expert" can't seem to figure out:

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Spoiler: Timestamps

https://www.youtube.com/live/kkigCbVL4oI?t=746

https://www.youtube.com/live/kkigCbVL4oI?t=11061

Meanwhile, the pro show performing the arduous chore of turning Rumble Studio from "off" to "on" continues to reap the benefits day after day after day:


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Behold, an actual social media expert. Rumble should put the Toe on their Board of Directors next just out of spite.

 

[not william stenchever]

I think the funniest although somewhat disturbing thing is where we have a running gag we think is a joke but it turns out completely true. I almost feel like a reality-bender of some kind when that happens.

The idea of Rekieta riding a motorcycle would be too cool for us to handle.

 

[northstar747]

The idea of Rekieta riding a motorcycle would be too cool for us to handle.

Fuck he would be dead.

He cant take any advice

He would get a bike thats too powerful.

or he has enough self awarness to just get one of those two wheels in the front or a polarios sling shot.


oh wait he s too lazy to get the M class licsense anyway

 

[waffle]

Fuck he would be dead.

He cant take any advice

He would get a bike thats too powerful.

or he has enough self awarness to just get one of those two wheels in the front or a polarios sling shot.


oh wait he s too lazy to get the M class licsense anyway

Back before we all wished a nigga' would (around the same time as as he bought the Rustang), he was talking about buying a Ducati that I think was either 1,000 or 1,200cc's as a first bike. He defiantly would have died or been grievously inured in a horrific motorcycle accident, but with the benefit of hindsight it might have been a boon for his entire family for him to die in a mostly tragic (he was still way too old with way too many kids to be doing something like that) accident while he was on top. That way they could remember him at his best and not have been shackled with his public down-fall and what appear to be substantial financial losses form the coke-arc.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Why would include the Locals chat if this is what they're posting?

 

[CoomerTine]

Literally every lawtuber makes more money than you Nick and their streams are better

 

[AltisticRight]

Literally every lawtuber makes more money than you Nick and their streams are better

A 17-year-old whopper artist makes more money assembling whoppers than this useless cuckold.

 

[Folgers Can]

When his Nick starting his daily kick stream comeback?

Same day as the locals gift

What happened to that exclusive Kick deal, Nicky? I guess he gave up when he realized nobody was buying his lies.

Update: evidently the disconnect between his verification photo and his driver's license photo of a somewhat healthy, well-groomed, and pudgy Old Nick keeps running afoul of their verification system's no-ghoulmaxxers policy, necessitating a trip all the way to the DMV for a brand new driver's license depicting his present piss-soaked hobo look just to convince Kick that he's the same person, which means it'll get done about as soon as his mythical CLEs since he's just too doggone busy. Just about the only thing more pathetic than that is the fact that he would admit to it publicly:

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It's why he's choosing Rumble. The bots come free

If that's still a thing they do, he must have pissed off enough people over there for them to only allocate VOD view bots rather than live viewer bots, or they just sent none at all, and this entitled child will never live it down:

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[Swole McPole]

I am having difficulty wrapping my head around the idea that any paramedic worth a shit would be okay with Nick's hard drug use. Much like cops, those guys see a lot of overdose cases.

People in the medical professions have a higher incidence of drug misuse than the general population. If it's true of doctors, why wouldn't it also be true of paramedics?

They tend to think that because they're clever and know what they're doing, they won't fall foul of their drug use like those non-professionals do.

It's all bollocks of course.

 

[Vibralldo]

They tend to think that because they're clever and know what they're doing, they won't fall foul of their drug use

This reminds me of someone...

 

[Salty Potatoes]

Update: evidently the disconnect between his verification photo and his driver's license photo of a somewhat healthy, well-groomed, and pudgy Old Nick keeps running afoul of their verification system's no-ghoulmaxxers policy, necessitating a trip all the way to the DMV for a brand new driver's license depicting his present piss-soaked hobo look just to convince Kick that he's the same person, which means it'll get done about as soon as his mythical CLEs since he's just too doggone busy. Just about the only thing more pathetic than that is the fact that he would admit to it publicly:

Why can't he reach out to the person who personally reached out to him to set up nick's exclusive Kick deal? Surely, they would be able to help him bypass the automated ID system and simply set him up as a verified account. Is it because this faggot got a spam email from Kick about streaming there and not an exclusive deal that only the great Nick "I lose 1000 YouTube subscribers every time I stream" Rekieta was offered?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Its time to get back into the beggers queue like the rest of the up-and-comers, nontent-nobodies and washed-up has-beens, Nicky boy.
Beg for your table scraps, dog.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Why would include the Locals chat if this is what they're posting?

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The chat has much worse moments to be highlighted, but some posters have stated that they have moderated themselves somewhat due to thr increased visibility.