Official Kiwifarms OTP shipping thread / Official Kiwi Farmer Bingo

[PandaChai]

I've seen plenty of penises during my stay on kiwifarms and they were all awful

Ah, you see I meant specifically in this thread, but thanks for the warning to be on guard

 

[Climate 4C]

I've seen plenty of penises during my stay on kiwifarms and they were all awful

Nobody can top Cyraxx for worst penis.

 

[LarpBait]

DM me For FREE SEX NOW!

 

[synthetic_glazer]

I've seen plenty of penises during my stay on kiwifarms and they were all awful

Nobody can top Cyraxx for worst penis.

When will we get the lolcow penis tier list?

 

[souschef]

When will we get the lolcow penis tier list?

This guy's trying to make Codex Gigas 2

 

[Climate 4C]

When will we get the lolcow penis tier list?

Other than Raxx and CWC, who else could be S tier? Nova is a high B, maybe low A tier.

 

[synthetic_glazer]

Other than Raxx and CWC, who else could be S tier? Nova is a high B, maybe low A tier.

Not a lolcow but that cock and balls from a few months ago on the reddit community watch thread would get an honorable mention in S tier imo. He chopped, mutilated, and twisted it until it looked like the letter X- that's clearly deserving of some sort of recognition

 

[long waters]

Other than Raxx and CWC, who else could be S tier? Nova is a high B, maybe low A tier.

Bro reading that CWC has an S tier penis is not kosher. I made a terrible mistake stepping into this thread today.

 

[Spooky all year]

Ah, you see I meant specifically in this thread, but thanks for the warning to be on guard

I'm honestly hoping we'll keep this thread actually penis picture free...

When will we get the lolcow penis tier list?

Why don't you go make your own thread and start it? You clearly have the interest to make it work!

Bro reading that CWC has an S tier penis is not kosher. I made a terrible mistake stepping into this thread today.

Agreed.

 

[synthetic_glazer]

Why don't you go make your own thread and start it? You clearly have the interest to make it work!

I appreciate your faith in me, and I think I would personally be a good judge of cock quality since mine is very average and middle of the road and therefore a good point of reference, but unfortunately I fear I would earn a pink triangle, and also I don't generally go out of my way to observe and rate ducks

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

I've seen plenty of penises during my stay on kiwifarms and they were all awful

I’ve only had one dickpic dmd to me which is disheartening. People here are too polite.

Spoiler: The dick pic in question

credit to @Brahma

When will we get the lolcow penis tier list?

Why don't you go make your own thread and start it? You clearly have the interest to make it work!

 

[Spooky all year]

also I don't generally go out of my way to observe and rate ducks

What did the ducks ever do to you that you don't pay them any attention, huh? For shame.

Personally I was hoping to skip that thread entirely myself lmao.

 

[Kurmudgeon]

I don't generally go out of my way to observe and rate ducks

What a sad life.

Observe this duck.
This is at least a 7/10 duck.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I appreciate your faith in me, and I think I would personally be a good judge of cock quality since mine is very average and middle of the road and therefore a good point of reference, but unfortunately I fear I would earn a pink triangle, and also I don't generally go out of my way to observe and rate ducks

I thought you were a homosexual? Maybe we should ask that guy that was community featured to run the penis thread.

 

[synthetic_glazer]

I thought you were a homosexual? Maybe we should ask that guy that was community featured to run the penis thread.

Well yes, but i fear cataloguing and analyzing the cocks of various sex pests, druggies, and autists would do irreversible psychological damage to me and would ruin my chances of getting a based KF heartsweet

I still haven't forgiven souschef for getting me to look up that diaper guy with the micropenis

 

[long waters]

When will we get the lolcow penis tier list?

Why don't you go make your own thread and start it? You clearly have the interest to make it work!

I thought you were a homosexual? Maybe we should ask that guy that was community featured to run the penis thread.

@Dollar Store Crack Whore sir, your services are needed.

 

[PandaChai]

@Dollar Store Crack Whore sir, your services are needed.

What is it called when a lolcow's (lolbull/steer?) penis is shared? Dix(x)ing?
Plaster a sticker onto their page

5,000,000 hours in photoshop

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

@Dollar Store Crack Whore sir, your services are needed.

I honestly don't know enough lolcow dicks to make a tier list. Here's a rating for ya:

KEFFALS: NONE. 0/10

 

[Yaks]

I would have gotten a full sheet too if it wasn't for those meddling dead parents and the chair I throw all my dirty clothes on after work

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

my gaydar started going off as soon as i clicked the thread?