Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Week 1: we won!
Week 2: we are winning!
Week 3: Europe, send help!
Week 4: we need another 200 billion dollars.
Kek no one has even countered this yet, this should have been a quick and easy operation to neuter the IRGC but like so many wars before, this whole war thing ended up a lot costlier and longer than anticipated.
This will be a quagmire on par with the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions
most likely not, those wars were very localized, the carnage was mostly kept within the country, and didn't cause as much disruption on global trade like this war is doing, the reason it lasted so long is partially because it didn't affect that outside world that much, while people didn't like that fact it was mostly just a hole to funnel money into the MIC, it wasn't bad enough that it actually pissed either governments or the people enough to do something about it, no, at max, this will last a few months where either the regime collapses, or the US pulls out and Trump claims victory anyway, this is one of those wars that actually has implications that would rippled though the rest of the world.
 
Studs, please investigate whether or not the President can find the legal authority within the confines of the Executive to use old dead corpses as feed for a processing plant. (You know, unclaimed ones that would usually go to some Potter's Hill somewhere, pauper's burials.) Body mass can be repurposed into... organic "plant vitamins" like nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, calcium... this will help with the upcoming fertilizer crisis you mention.

Report back on feasibility of implementation by Christmas 2026
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wait until you learn what oil is made out of...
 
you think Iran might actually be doing asymmetrical warfare?, where each unit operates practically independently from central command (because central command no longer exists or is unavailable)

which COULD work, all Iran really needs to do is hold out from total destruction long enough for the bombings to stop, its pretty much their only viable strategy left.
I wouldn't be surprised if that's been their fallback strategy since day one.
Just give the various military commanders free rein to do whatever in their own jurisdiction, and don't stop until they can't.
Feels like Iran has been secretly operating as a military dictatorship hiding behind a theocratic dictatorship for a while, and this war just ripped the mask off.
 
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This but when they launch the nukes this guy does another update going on a 10 minute sales pitch about America's airforce superiority and how they successfully vaporized 200,000 civilians and successfully irradiated at least another 500,000 proving that America's nuclear arsenal is unmatched.

And then the whitehouse puts out a meme video using footage from Fallout New Vegas, something like this:

And also they hire Snoop Dogg as part of their hearts and minds campaign to deliver all news briefings.
 
good old bongland, always jumping straight to the most draconian and miserable option just like every other middle eastern muslim shithole. less than 10% of their oil supply comes through the strait. bloody ell lad, fock me, shut it down now before someone refuels their car!
Bongland was the last country to stop rationing after wwii even after countries that were more heavily bombed, so this tracks.
I'm surprised they haven't taken credit for killing chuck norris honestly.
Chuck Norris died so he could beat the Ayatollah with his own bare hands.

Iran hasn’t targeted Europe because they don’t want to hit their own vassals, duh.
 
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The rebuilding phase is going to be awesome. Shit will get modernized, military orders will skyrocket and my kids are going to make bank.

Work in defense contracting, friends. You make a lot of money. Worried about the guilt? Might as well kill yourself.
Why would you be guilty? You wake up every morning knowing you are doing your part to send brown people to their god.
 
you think Iran might actually be doing asymmetrical warfare?, where each unit operates practically independently from central command (because central command no longer exists or is unavailable)

which COULD work, all Iran really needs to do is hold out from total destruction long enough for the bombings to stop, its pretty much their only viable strategy left.
The problem is then you are looking at a massive civil war after America leaves, because each head of the Hydra thinks it should be in charge afterwords.
 
The problem is then you are looking at a massive civil war after America leaves, because each head of the Hydra thinks it should be in charge afterwords.
Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Also you are monstrously :optimistic:
Each head thinks they are in charge AND the country is out of water.
You genocide those other, bad sand niggers over there or you die of thirst.

This hurts Europe a lot more than America, because Europe is the actual customer of these products - American is not a major importer of oil or oil products. Moreover, Iran isn’t an enemy of Europe so much as it is an enemy of America.

This is an American war fought to achieve American objectives. The collateral damage is mostly felt by the rest of the world. Most countries and peoples can understand Iran’s “Sampson option” - why would you just lie down and die? So ultimately it doesn’t surprise me that the rest of the world, already paying dearly because of oil market disruptions, aren’t reaching deeper into their pockets and wasting jet fuel and munitions blowing up police stations in Tehran.
So what I'm hearing here is "Europe could be held hostage by Iran at any point for any reason, and lacks any sort of power to prevent that happening. This is the US' fault."

- UK: Forbids the US from using mideast bases
- Iran: Attacks British base in Cyrpus
"Iran isn't the enemy of Europe"

My nigger, they are your enemy. You just haven't woken up to that fact.

"Most people can understand attacking bystanders when you can't get good punches in against the guys beating your ass"

Absolutely lolcow logic
"Iran is violent and unstable. This is why they should have been allowed nuclear weapons."

The Euro, who brought us Peace in Our Time, is utterly incapable of understanding that sometimes its better to solve a situation now even though its painful than to let the issue build to critical. The minds of serfs.

Every female PM in Europe would wear a hijab and apologize for being White.
How would this be different from any other day?

Every day, I'm somehow shocked by what new levels of cowardice Europeans delve to. Iran fired a missile they shouldn't even have at one of your bases far outside the Middle East?
Time to ration rather than help ensure the Strait is secure. Fuckers deserve whatever they get.
"Millions for tribute and importing muslims! But not a single cent for defense!"

The UK is reviewing contingency plans to ration petrol and diesel if disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz persist, including possible purchase limits and reserving some fuel stations for emergency and essential services, according to The Times.
*dies freezing a ditch* "Well bruv at least I weren't racist. Simple aACK!"


Iranians are not Arabs
Persians keep saying this, but A) never post hands and B) fail to ever provide any proof.

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-shit cunt
I mean that tracks.

Russia: 104
Canada: 102
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit. Those are at least a hundred points too high.
Fixed for you
 
Trump is reportedly considering a plan to have troops seize or blockade Kharg Island in an effort to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
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such plans are considered since at least a few days. Seizing Kharg is the only way to end this shit fast. Once Kharg is under US control and armed with HIMARS and other toys, it's the countdown to either IRGC surrendering or starving to death,

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A couple of news from mediterrean mudslime. Whoever the Larijani 2.0 is, XHE VVILL BE ACKED.
 
It even has plans for a zombie outbreak, which Hollywood consistently forgets.
The darker theory there is "plan to defeat zombie hoard" is also the "plan to kill mob of unarmed people who are angry enough to fight to the death".

Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Also you are monstrously :optimistic:
Each head thinks they are in charge AND the country is out of water.
You genocide those other, bad sand niggers over there or you die of thirst
I have trust and confidence in the Mossad Jews to keep people infighting and killing any Commanders who look like they could unify the region.

America wants the Shah back and a generation of dictatorship before instilling managed democracy.

Israel wants a smoking ruin so the entire Islamic world can see what they did to their mightiest champion and a reminder they will be next if they decide to challenge them.
 
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