Lolcow LLC v. Liz Fong-Jones (2026)

[Apteryx Owenii]

Null and his lawyers should have put up more of a stink about the extra 12 days. We all know dong gone Fong wouldn't extend the same courtesy to Null.

His lawyers probably would actually accede to customary stuff like this. There's no reason to shit up the docket over stuff that won't matter. Not only does it cost billable hours (which the client might rightfully call out) but it risks pissing off the judge in the process.

 

[PhoBingas]

His lawyers probably would actually accede to customary stuff like this. There's no reason to shit up the docket over stuff that won't matter. Not only does it cost billable hours (which the client might rightfully call out) but it risks pissing off the judge in the process.

If the shoe was on the other foot, we both know Elliot would do his best to fuck Null over even if he had a legit reason for a similar delay. He's been trying to wage lawfare against the site for years and would use any avenue of attack he could.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Null and his lawyers should have put up more of a stink about the extra 12 days. We all know dong gone Fong wouldn't extend the same courtesy to Null.

Disagreeing and objecting to everything is Rekieta's legal strategy, and Rekieta is a retard. I believe it's better to show to the court that you are rational and agreeable.

 

[PhoBingas]

Disagreeing and objecting to everything is Rekieta's legal strategy, and Rekieta is a retard. I believe it's better to show to the court that you are rational and agreeable.

Rational niggas and niggas that cut their dicks off are two mutually exclusive groups.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Disagreeing and objecting to everything is Rekieta's legal strategy, and Rekieta is a retard. I believe it's better to show to the court that you are rational and agreeable.

You think you know more than Nick?
What color is your Balldo?

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Yeah but just imagine what if it might give some ideas to Encyclopedia Dramatica to do an entry with LFJ's hideous visage?...

Good idea

 

[Autistic Joe]

Call me a layman who watches too much Law and Order and CourtTV but can we expect any sort of deposition out of this of the video recorded variety?

I'd want to see LFJ getting grilled in a dark interrogation room, single bare bulb hanging overhead, and the investigators doing the Good Cop/Bad Cop routine.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I'd want to see LFJ getting grilled in a dark interrogation room, single bare bulb hanging overhead, and the investigators doing the Good Cop/Bad Cop routine.

What's weird is that that skillet face wouldn't cast a shadow.

 

[AirMail]

Rule 12 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure allows for 90 days to respond to a lawsuit if the defendant waived serviced and is not within USA. That part is normal. Additionally the defense asked for 12 more days due to "scheduling conflicts". If all parties agree to it (as here), such extensions are common place.

That is to say, currently everything is aboveboard.

They get 90 days to respond because they are usually assumed to not have a lawyer, and not necessarily be expecting a lawsuit.

Fong already has lawyers and was already planning a lawsuit, so there is no reasonable reason why he should need as much time as someone who has no lawyer and was blindsided - not to mention that he gets even more than that by 12 days.

Is it legally wrong? No. But it's still bullshit.

 

[Random Internet Person]

His lawyers probably would actually accede to customary stuff like this. There's no reason to shit up the docket over stuff that won't matter. Not only does it cost billable hours (which the client might rightfully call out) but it risks pissing off the judge in the process.

Isn't that what happened with Vic Mignogna?

 

[Mellorine]

It's normal to get mad when you're reminded of how long court shit takes but this really is just how long this kind of court shit takes. Expect other dumb procedural and courtesy delays. An extra twelve days is whatever.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Isn't that what happened with Vic Mignogna?

If I remember what happened with Vic, it was a combination of

• His lawyer made a very simple error about Notarization that fucked up the case
• The Judge is a paste eating retard (who has previously had to be told that no, he cannot use "church law" and must use United States Law) who was pissed about being smacked down for that and refused a promotion recently
• The Judge decided to use the other side's big book o' evidence one day instead of allowing Vic's lawyer to cite evidence numbers
• The other side's big book o' evidence was intentionally out of order or missing some shit that made it impossible for Vic's lawyer to make a case

So it was a combination of a few things, inarguably the fault of Vic's lawyer for some, but for others the Judge was just a lazy idiot and found a way to get rid of the case and fuck over Vic for the crime of making him go to work that day.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Judge was just a lazy idiot and found a way to get rid of the case and fuck over Vic for the crime of making him go to work that day.

One can only hope Null doesn't have somebody similar.

 

[McMitch]

His lawyer made a very simple error about Notarization that fucked up the case

This is an understatement considering what Vic’s lawyer pulled could be considered Notary Fraud.

 

[Harvey Danger]

So it was a combination of a few things, inarguably the fault of Vic's lawyer for some, but for others the Judge was just a lazy idiot and found a way to get rid of the case and fuck over Vic for the crime of making him go to work that day.

Chupp was an ass, but the notary screwup hurt badly. From my recollection, the Appeals court said because things from that Amended Complaint filing weren't officially on the record, and because parts of the First Complaint were withdrawn, there wasn't enough evidence to overrule Chupp granting TCPA dismissal.

On the other hand, Chupp had slashed the defendants' completely absurd attempt to get $280k out of Vic, only granting $100k. Appeals did overturn that cut, so he gave up and granted the full amount.

Honestly I think the Appeals Court was worse than Chupp, they had the chance to straighten out issues from the lower court and just didn't bother. Then they overturned the one analysis Chupp did get right (because he was previously an expert in billing), just to grant a scummy attorney everything he claimed.

One can only hope Null doesn't have somebody similar.

Hardin is way more punctual and way less self-aggrandizing than Beard.

 

[DavidS877]

Well, this is interesting.

"Please tell me who posted these wonderful photos on Kiwi Farms" is my reading at first glance.
ECF 12 as PDF and Images.

Spoiler: 20 pages

 

[FatMan]

What an absolute fucking joke.



"Oh, you won't comply with my fraudulent DMCA request and are now suing me for declarative relief? Ok I'll just do an end-run around the entire thing and issue a subpoena to get everything I originally wanted". The court needs to slap this down and slap it down HARD. Total clownfuck move to pull this shit while asking for months to respond to the complaint.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Fong-Jones is seeking information on

@3MMA
@Sexy Senior Citizen
@Diggus Bickus
@teriyakiburns
@Dread First
@The Mass Shooter Ron Soye



Though in the DMCA takedown that was included I only see four of em listed.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

This was a fairly obvious move by Elliot and his tranny lawfirm, so obvious even a Threadnaught lawyer could figure it out, which is impressive considering they were constantly getting dunked on by Cokefiend Rekieta.

Not sure what the options here are. Hopefully the guys practiced good opsec. Switch to TOR immediately, make sure your emails are pointing to a burner, etc etc.

 

[Dread First]

Not sure what the options here are. Hopefully the guys practiced good opsec. Switch to TOR immediately, make sure your emails are pointing to a burner, etc etc.

The fact that Elliot literally DMCA'd this post the same friggin day that I made it is proof positive the only thing he's capable of is seething with impotent rage in his own thread. Honestly kinda surprised, but to that end, the only thing I can really do is not be a fucking retard and have faith in Null and Hardin.